I say, "Bring on teh inappropriateness!!!"
*English teachers across Texas all cringe at angel624's strange grammar*
Yeah...while I was watching it, I was thinking about novelising it...with my own special twist, of course (ie, amping up the innuendo). For example, this is something I've got in mind for the store fight (with me own notes):
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The very next day, the karate war continued
1. However, Sandy was not aware that the karate war was continuing; she thought their phone battle would have been enough to set their inflamed passion for the sport to the side for the rest of the week
2. That was why she was not at all tense when she went grocery shopping that afternoon.
A cereal box toppled to the floor behind her. She pushed her shopping cart aside and assumed the position
3 for defending herself. She was dreading the worst -- that a thug or, perhaps, SpongeBob, was stalking her -- but found the best -- that there was no one behind her. "Silly me," she muttered and sighed a breath of relief, which was ended abruptly when someone pushed her back against the aisle
4.
When you fight with one partner or a long period of time, you begin to recognize their body heat before you recognize their body or face. The warm body that was pressed so tightly to hers
5 was one that she could recognize in a crowd of a million: none other than her SpongeBob
6.
"Hey, Sandy," SpongeBob said, almost whispering into her ear, "Did you hear the one about the squirrel and the tin cans?"
As much as Sandy enjoyed the sponge's close contact
7, she was not to be trifled with. With a sweep of her arm, a blurred movement of speed, pushed him away. Never before had SpongeBob attacked her just to tell her a joke, and she proceeded with caution. "I don't think so..." she muttered.
SpongeBob grinned like a maniac Sandy knew back in Houston
8. "Well, it goes something like this!" he shouted, and with that flung his arm like a frisbee and ricoched* it off of several walls and aisles. The other patrons shielded their eyes and such obscene flaunts of karate combat
9, and Sandy tried to keep track of the arm's rapid changes of direction. Just then, she saw the hand bounce towards her at such a high velocity that she could not block it...
"Oh, wait," SpongeBob muttered, his hand jerking to a halt, "I forgot the punch line." Sandy, still a bit dizzy and winded from following his movements
10, did not even think about retaliating until it was too late.
"Oh, wait, now I remember!" SpongeBob exclaimed, hitting the tile she stood on. The tile flung up, propelling Sandy across the aisle and into a pile of cans, which promptly toppled onto her.
From underneath her blanket of cans, Sandy was aware of SpongeBob's taunt, "That's a good-un', isn't it?" She knew he was making fun of her accent, but she was too tired from their spar to say anything about it
11. So, she let it slip by...for now.
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1: w00t, karate war!
2: And here we hit the Spandy innuendo. After all, inflamed passion isn't just for combat...it can be for other things, as well ;D...
3: That phrase always makes me giggle...ASSUME THE POSITION!
4: And here is where I take poetic liberties to make this bit even more suggestive than before.
5: As Gary would say, "Mreow."
6: Hear that, Nickelodeon?
Her SpongeBob!
7: See footnote #5.
8: And believe me, Houston is full of 'em.
*: Or however you spell it...
9: Cuz we all know what karate symbolizes in Bikini Bottom.
10: This wasn't intended to be innuendo, but if you see it as such, then go ahead and interpet it as such.
11: Intended to be an innuendo for the end of a...well, you know.
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