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Post by Muffin on Sept 29, 2008 15:05:09 GMT -5
Muffin: (is a brownish colored wolf, due to my name) "YES! Now I can finally marry Jacob and his little wolfy heart won't be broken anymore! (freezes) I mean-- Oh no, why am I a wolf? Please, oh please, change me back. (tries to dial Jacob's number) Oh, crap, stupid paws..."
Squidward: (randomly appears again) "Why did the mammal say she would marry SpongeBob? That's a little on the insane side, if you ask me..."
Muffin: (rolls eyes) "I dunno. If you haven't noticed, things can be a 'little' random and crazy around here. So that doesn't surprise me."
Squidward: "Don't remind me..." (walks off toward Lovely)
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Post by howsimplylovely on Sept 29, 2008 16:54:35 GMT -5
(Eek! is Muffin still a wolf? I'm back to my fishy self; the bikini bottomite version of me.) lol
Squidward: Did you see that? Who'd want to marry Spongebob?
Lovely:(Frowns at Squidward, folds her arms and looks away with her nose in the air..er..water.) You know, you really are narcisistic. I, for one, would love to marry Spongebob. He's a better guy than you give him credit for.
Squidward: What? O.o
Lovely: Yeah, you heard me, Mr. Cultured.
Squidward: "A better guy?" GUY? HE's hardly more that a CHILD...in fact, I'm hardly sure he's male! Or maybe, like I've always suspected he probably-
Lovely: What!? He's probably what!?
Squidward: Haven't you noticed!? His voice recently!
Lovely: I know he has his moments, in fact I've doubted his masculinity myself at times, but I KNOW he loves SANDY CHEEKS! I don't see you proving your "manliness!" (Lovely looks him up and down.) You need to get over yourself!
Squidward: W-What's THAT supposed to mean!
(Lovely looks around and realizes that people are staring.)
Lovely: Oh...um..nothing...nothing....
(Lovely walks to a table by her fellow Spandy peeps.)
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Post by Muffin on Sept 29, 2008 17:58:15 GMT -5
(  OMG, I forgot to read some stuff! Never mind. Muffin is back to her old self, sad because Jacob will think nothing of her now.) Muffin: (watches SpongeBob and Sandy pick out their wedding colors) O.o "Seriously, how did this happen so fast?" Squidward: (watching Lovely's every move, in a weird way) "I have no idea... Um, do you know if that HowSimplyLovely girl has been seeing anyone lately?" Muffin: (backs away slowly) "I don't know what happened to you, and I don't care. I will now try and call Edward, just to see if he's miraculously gotten over Bella..." (walks away) |
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Post by Erin on Sept 30, 2008 19:31:54 GMT -5
Pixie:"Yep, that WAS a REAL rush on that one!" (Giggles.) (Watches the the sudden romance of Squidward & Lovely.) o.O! (Sighs.) "I wish I had a guy in my life.." "Here, in the ocean..." "I'll just deal with the fact that I'm ugly! (Cries and puts head on table.)
(Meanwhile.)
Spongebob & Sandy: (are currently working on there wedding vows.)
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Post by Muffin on Sept 30, 2008 19:54:11 GMT -5
Muffin: (watches boredly as Squidward boldly walks over to Lovely) "Well, at least my boyfriend's nice. And... Short. But that doesn't matter. Hopefully he doesn't know I have a hidden passion for Edward and every other dude in Twilight... (pauses) Oh yes, he does."
Hobo: (storms back in with some fries and a milkshake) "I GOT THE GOODS!!"
Muffin: "...-.- Seriously, it took you THIS long to do this? Well, I least you came back."
Mr.Krabs: (flies in) "THAT'LL BE $2.50!!"
Hobo: "...But I didn't buy anything from here. I bought it from--"
Mr.Krabs: "GIVE ME THE MONEY, OR I'LL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!!" (foams at the mouth)
Hobo: (whimpers) (pulls some money out of hair) "Alright... And to think, that money was going to be saved up to buy a hot tub... Oh well." (flees to corner, and cries in an emo way)
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Post by Erin on Sept 30, 2008 20:30:33 GMT -5
Pixie: (Stops sobbing.) (Forgets why she was sobbing in the first.) (Sees Hobo crying.) (Looks at Mr.Krabs madly.) "Did you make him cry?!"
Mr.Krabs: "He wouldn't pay me!"
Pixie: "Yeah, well.." "That's just mean.." (Zaps Mr.krabs randomly.) "And I'm the only one here who can be mean.." "Now give me the money, you took from him!"
Mr.Krabs: "NEVER!"
Pixie:(Zaps him into a pile ash.)
Mr.Krabs: "OK, FINE!" "Take the money!"
(Money randomly appears in Pixie's hands.)
Pixie: (Hands it to Hobo.) "Yeah, you go.."
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Post by howsimplylovely on Sept 30, 2008 21:39:13 GMT -5
Lovely(it's weird calling myself "lovely" haha) is sitting at the table stuffing fries in her face, watching the strange scene.
Lovely: Lawls. Oh, hey again Squidward.
Squid: Are you saying...what ARE you saying exactly?
Lovely: Huh? I'm not saying anything. (Stuffs a fat fry in her mouth after dipping it in mustard, because she doesn't like ketchup. )
Squid: You consider Spongebob manlier than me? (He stands there, poofing his chest, indignant.)
Lovely: Wha-? Oh! pppftt! *starts giggling* haha! I'm sorry. hehe. I didn't think I'd make you insecure... hehe. I was just saying-
Squid: Insecure!? I'll show you all that I am more manly than Spongebob.
Lovely: (more to herself than Squidward.) ..I was just saying you were being too egotistical...*sigh*
Squidward runs into the storage closet, rumages and drags out a dumbell (spelling? a weight set).
squid: Watch this! *grunts and strains to lift the weight* Hold on. I got it..*strains more*
Lovely: *Unimpressed*
(He lifts it about a foot off the ground but drops it on his foot.)
Squid: AHHH!!! My Foooot! ahh!
(Spongebob hears the comotion from the corner, where he and Sandy are talking)
Spongbob: AH! Squidward! I shall fetch the first aid kit! *runs toward kitchen*
Squidward: Nooo! I don't need you, you twit!
(Spongey trips over the dumbell and fliieees through the air. He hits the wall, slides to the floor, and sits up slowly.)
Spongebpb:..uhhhg..Where am I?
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Post by Erin on Oct 1, 2008 7:04:15 GMT -5
Pixie: (Gasp.) "Spongebob has lost his memory!"
Squidward:(Rubs his foot in pain.) "Oh great.."
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Post by 404 on Oct 1, 2008 8:37:47 GMT -5
Sigh. Evil comes in wearing a psychiatrist costume and holding a diploma
Ok, I'll skip the traditional methods of talking and go to the ''hit-'em in the head with a baseball bat'' part.
3...2...1...
WHACK!
Spongebob regains memory! :-D
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Post by Erin on Oct 7, 2008 20:28:57 GMT -5
Pixie: 0_0! "Oh my!"
Spongebob: "Oh my head.." "What happened?"
Pixie: (Is sleepy for some reason.) "Someone tell him.." "I'm sleepy.." (Takes a nap on the semi-dirty floor.)
Squidward: (Rubs his foot some more) "Don't look at me.."
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Post by howsimplylovely on Oct 7, 2008 21:37:15 GMT -5
Spongebob: I remember...uh...coming into work today...and...something about a pixie and weird smoke...wolves? A muffin? It's coming back...I remember Larry...holding some girl in his arms (Angel)..nice goin' Larry (winks at the lobster across the room)....Squidward dancing with somebody..this must be some weird dream I had.....everybody in love...
Sandy: (Approaching the sponge) Do you remember, Spongebob?
SB: Hold on Sandy..it's...coming..back...
Sandy: Spongebob, you and me-
SB: Wait..we...were..gonna have a karate match, right? In formal attire?
Sandy: ...I don't think you hit 'im hard enough, Doc. (to Evil)
SB: Hit me hard enough?
Sandy: yeah......hey, SpongeBob. Wanna have that karate match right here? Right now? You'n'me?(Sly grin)
SB: (Pulls out red protective gear) Let's get it on, Cheeks!
Sandy: Alright, Squarepants!
(The begin to spar as crowd looks on)
Lovely: (to her fellow Spandy peeps sitting st the table..and to Pixie dosing on the floor) this is the weirdest day ever. I thought they were getting married...
(Sandy aims her blows at Spongebob's head and finally gets him in the noggin. He falls.)
Sandy: Spongebob! You alright!?
SB: Sandy? Yeah, I'm ok...WOA! We've got to get plannin' on our wedding plans! (He grabs her hand and stands up)
Patrick walks in and finds a random left over bottle of love potion and drinks it...he walks up to.....
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Post by Muffin on Oct 8, 2008 5:53:55 GMT -5
Muffin: "O-kay... I don't even wanna KNOW what's going to happen with Patrick over there..." (walks over to Hobo, while Mr.Krabs counts his money over and over again)
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Post by elementwing on Nov 21, 2008 0:13:55 GMT -5
Element:(looks around at the caos and eyes widen) WHY DO I MISS ALL THE FUN(laughs and dances around bordely)
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Post by Erin on Nov 21, 2008 8:04:08 GMT -5
Patrick walks in and finds a random left over bottle of love potion and drinks it...he walks up to..... PIXIE!  Patrick: "YOUR HOT!" (drools) Pixie: "EEEK!" "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!" (Grabs a table randomly.) "DON'T MAKE USE THIS!" Patrick: "Don't be afraid.." "We'll be together some day.." Pixie:"UMMM,How about...NEVER!" Patrick: "Umm I don't think that's really possible.."
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Post by Muffin on Nov 21, 2008 15:58:36 GMT -5
Muffin: (comes back in the Krusty Krab after some time of not posting in this roleplay) "MY PEOPLE! I have returned..." (freakish smile)
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OMG, I forgot to read some stuff! Never mind. Muffin is back to her old self, sad because Jacob will think nothing of her now.)
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