SpongePedia vs Spandy Fans

[carcrasher88]

CC: Wait a minute! You...don't know who to call?! Ok, now I'm confused.

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: (embarassed) heh.. not really.. who do you think I should call CC?

[carcrasher88]

CC: Well, actually...I have no idea either.

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: heh.. well how 'bout we try Spongebob's shellphone?

[carcrasher88]

CC: Good idea. I'll get back to the jackhammer in the meanwhile. (I go back to work)

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: Okay good idea! (starts dialing spongebob's number..)
LMR: Wait a minute! I have an idea! What if we tunnel out like Spongebob did on Surprise Sandy Day?!

[carcrasher88]

CC: Well, I can't do it myself, so...

(there's a pounding coming from the back of the cave)

Patrick: Like this? (continues to pound his head on the ground) See, I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!

CC: Ok. 1, wrong show, Patrick, and 2, how did you get in here, and more importantly, why are you here?

Patrick: I followed you guys in here when you entered! I wanted to come, so I did!

CC: (whispers) What an idiot.

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: (whispers) Told you he's dumber than rocks...

Patrick: Hey! I heard that!

LMR: Whatever it doesn't matter! What does matter is how you got in here. Maybe we can use the way you got in to get out!

Patrick: (wakes up drooling) Huh?

LMR: (slaps forhead)

[carcrasher88]

CC: Um...he said he followed us in, so he came in the same way we did, and now he's stuck with us.

Patrick: Yeah, what he said. Does anyone have any ice cream?

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: oh right.. heh heh... hey Patrick? Do you think you could dig us out?

Patrick: You mean like this! (pounds head against the wall) (small hole forms)

LMR: Yes! keep doing.. uhh.. whatever your doing! (runs over to help CC)
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[carcrasher88]

CC: Ok, now I just need to reattach the point, and...there! It's fixed! Everyone stand back and cover your ears. (puts on the required earmuffs) Everyone ready?

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: (covers ears) Yeah im ready!

[carcrasher88]

CC: Alright! Here goes! (I start up the jackhammer, and puts it up against wall of the cave, near the hole Patrick made. A few seconds later, the wall starts to crumble.) I did it! Let's get out of this (near) death trap!

[lilmissranduum]

LMR: (jumps up and down happily, clapping hands) YAY! you did it! Let's get outta hear! (starts crawling through hole)

[carcrasher88]

CC: Good thing I wore my work wear instead of my suit. I need that suit if I'm gonna drive the Rolls-Royce Phantom Limo. (I brush myself off) One could almost say I was unintentionally prepared for this. (LOL) I'm just glad we're not trapped in there. I like the place, but it's a bit too much to stay in for a long period of time!