TO THE FUTURE *lack of a better title*

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Spongebob: S-s-Squidward?

Squidward: Spongebob... Is that really you? No, you have to be a clone!

Spongebob: Here we go again...

[Muffin]

SpongeBob: (turns to Patrick) "What's with all the clone talk? I don't understand anything that you've been telling me!"

Squidward: (looks over at Patrick, incredulously) "How doesn't he know a thing that's been going on?"

Patrick: "From what I've been told, he's from the past."

Squidward: (eyes grow wide) "The PAST?"

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Spongebob: Yeah! I came in Sandy's time machine!

Squidward: Sandy?! She's still...?

[Erin]

Spongebob: "Well.." "From what I heard,she left.." "For good." "And she's not comming back.." *sniff*

Squidward: "..." "Hmmm.." "Are you SURE he's not a clone Patrick?"

Patrick: "Well.." "He looks like the old Spongebob.." "But..." "I dunno,lots of clones look a like.."

Squidward: "Well I all I know is he's not the Spongebob that's chained up right now in Plankton's labtory chamber--" *slams tencles over mouth* "I mean...."

Patrick: *folds arms* "Forget it!" "He already heard yeah the first time!"

Spongebob: *starts shaking again* "No,no,no!" "THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!"

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Patrick: I'm afraid it is.

Spongebob: But why would Plankton want me? Couldn't he have just used someone else?

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Patrick: Not really, Plankton used you to make clones mostly for your genetic structure.

Spongebob: Huh? What do you mean?

Patrick: Well, your ability to stretch and make your body wider or taller came in useful for the clones since it made them bigger and stronger; plus because of your spongey body, bullets and other projectiles didn't work on the clones; lastly, your absorbency allowed them to fire various liquids as fast as fire hydrants. No one could stop them, and no one has yet.

Spongebob: No, I meant what do you mean by 'genetic structure'?

Squidward: *Annoyed Look*

Patrick: *Annoyed Look* Anyway! There was also another reason Plankton cloned you, but, I shouldn't tell you.

[Muffin]

SpongeBob: (sighs) "Will I ever know exactly what's going on?"

Squidward: "In my opinion, you shouldn't. It's too hard to take."

[Erin]

Patrick:*folds arms*"Exactly." "We've already said TOO much!" "We can get in some serious trouble if someone ever found out we even SPOKE to someone from the---"

*There's a knock on door*

Voice: "THIS IS THE POLICE OPEN UP!"

Patrick: "We have hide him quick,Squidward!"

[Muffin]

Squidward: (mutters, nervously) "I didn't even know there IS a police! But you're right, lets hide him!"

SpongeBob: "Guys, I really--"

Patrick: "Lets put him in here!" (shoves SpongeBob in one of Squidward's random closets)

[Erin]

Patrick: *opens the door slightly*

Door: *creaks*

Voice: "Close the door behind you,Pal.."

Patrick:*steps out* *closes the door*

Some fish guy: *stares at Patrick blankly*

Patrick: *gets a good look at him* "HEY!" "YOU'RE NOT THE--"

Fish: *gets out some masking tape and rope** *slams some tape on Patrick's mouth* *ties Patrick's hands together tightly* "You're coming with me pal!" "You have some information,we love to hear about." *evil grin*

Patrick: *tries very hard to talk* "Mmhmm."

Fish: *somehow becomes strong enough to actually lift Patrick up* "INTO THE VAN WITH YOU!" *runs off and goes to his little van and throws Patrick into the front steat*

Van: *drives off*

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Spongebob: Patrick? Squidward? Anybody?

Squidward: They've kidnapped Patrick!!!

Spongebob: They? You mean the police?

Squidward: It wasn't the police!

Spongebob: Then who was it?

[Erin]

Squidward: *starts sweating* "I don't know!" "All I know is,were all in serious danger!" "AND IT'S ALL YOU'RE FAULT,SPONGEBOB!" *starts sobbing* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!"

Spongebob: *gulps*

*Meanwhile back in the Past*

Sandy: *is pacing back and forth* "What's taking him so long?" "I hope nothing too bad happened.." *stops pacing and thinks* "Maybe I should go to Future too just see what's keeping him.." "Yeah!" "I'll go to the future!" *presses some buttons on the machine* *goes inside the machine and closes it behind her*

*Everything goes white again*

Sandy: *somehow falls out of sky* "AHHHH..." *lands on the ground hard* "Ow..." "Okay,now I have to find Spongebob..."

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Spongebob: We have to look for Patrick!

Squidward: And risk my life? No thank you!

[Erin]

Spongebob: "SQUIDWARD!" "ARE YOU THAT SELFISH?!"

Squidward: "..." "Yes."

Spongebob: *somehow gets out of the closet* "Well,fine then!" "I'll go look for him myself!" *opens the door* *walks out*

*A few inches further away*

Sandy: "Where am I?" "What happened to this place?" *walks further ahead* *Sees Spongebob in the distance* "squints eyes* "Is that who I think it is?"

[Muffin]

SpongeBob: "Don't worry Patrick, I'll find you! And then I'll figure out what the barnacle has been going on here." (walks angrily toward no where)

Sandy: (squints) "SpongeBob!? Is that you?"

SpongeBob: (freezes) "Sandy!?"

Sandy: (runs quickly over) "Finally! I thought you would have got yerself in a ton of trouble by now!"

SpongeBob: (stops before he can hug her) "Wait. You're from the present, right?"

Sandy: "Uh, duh?"