The corrupted Wish game

[Erin]

Granted, but she's not what you expected.
I wish I could meet with Pixie in person today.

[usamerican]

Granted, but you've already met her since you're Pixie!
I wish I had more patience

[404]

Granted, but you will be really weak
I wish June 10, 2008 will never come (that day=my end of the world)

[Suwako Moriya]

Granted, but your end of the world will end on June 9

I wish Rena and Shion and those characters were real.

[404]

Granted, but you wont have any memories of them

I wish that my Karma level went up

[Suwako Moriya]

Granted, but it would distory the forum and were all kill you

I wish that Anime is all you need in life to live on........

[usamerican]

Granted, but you become sick and tired of anime.

I wish I could go swimming today

[404]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark

I wish no one will use the words 'granted' and 'but' in the next post.

[pokemongirl]

okay, but thye'll use it in the post after this
I wish I was a better soccer player

[jimbob102]

Granted, but you brake your leg

I wish Spongebob and Sandy kiss

[pokemongirl]

granted, but then Sandy would DIE !!
I wish Spongebob was real

[Muffin]

Wish granted, but people would go visit him too much, and he'll die from Colon Fever...

I wish school wasn't tomorrow -_-

[pokemongirl]

granted but......crap it is tomorrow, i mean today........*dies from the ninja maids*
I wish there was more stupid people in the world like me

[jimbob102]

Granted, But thay all die and kill you

I wish to Jump on big balls

[howsimplylovely]

(since you weren't too specific about which kind of balls you wished to jump on, I'm taking the safe route and assuming they're rubber inflatables...lolol)
Granted, but they pop.
I wish the creators of Spongebob didn't make him seem so gay in recent episodes. (srsly!)