The Night Before SBXSC... (Stupid title, I know)

[usamerican]

usamerican (collapses to the ground): "I cannot take another moment of this awful song! Sandy you've gone too far! You've got to make this stop!"

[Erin]

Pixie: "That's it!" (Grabs Spongebob & Sandy and locks them in a closet outside) "There.." "No more singing.." (But then "The Best Day Ever" song is heard.)

[usamerican]

usamerican: "It's okay Pixie. I like the "Best Day Ever Song. At least he stopped singing the "To Love a Patty Song"

(every person that was sucked into the Treedome leaves)

usamerican: "Thank you Pixie for stopping that wretched song. I owe you when we get back."

[Erin]

Pixie: "No prob usamerican.." (poofs usamerican & I back to the TV room.)

[usamerican]

usamerican: "Hey Pixie! I think we left CFW behind" (while usamerican is speaking a group of flesh-eating sharks surround CFW).

(usamerican and Pixie see Muffin lying on the ground; still under an icecream coma.)

usamerican: "Oh no! Muffin's dead! (breaksdown and begins crying a river of tears".

[Erin]

Pixie: "NOOO!!!" (Cries with usamerican.)

[usamerican]

(usamerican and Pixie cry like SpongeBob in the episode "Fools in April". There are so many tears that the TV room becomes flooded with water)

usamerican (shakes Muffin like crazy): "I can't believe she's dead! I knew it would be hard for Muffin to miss the new SpongeBobxSandy episode, but I didn't think she would commit suicide!"

[Erin]

Pixie: (Sobs) "I Know!" "She MUST be MORE obsessed then we are!"

[usamerican]

usamerican (sobbing): "We need to bury the body so that no one thinks that we murdered her"

(grabs shovel)

usamerican: "Pixie will you help me dig a hole?"

[Erin]

Pixie: "Sure!" (Grabs a another shovel.)

[usamerican]

(usamerican and Pixie begin digging a big hole after they finish they pick up the body)

usamerican: "Should we climb down the hole and place the body gently inside or should we just toss it in?"

[Erin]

Pixie: (Folds arms) "What do you think?"

[usamerican]

usamerican: "I say we just toss her in there. She won't feel anything anyway"

(Pixie and usamerican throw Muffin into a ten foot hole)

usamerican: "There...that wasn't so hard! Now let's put the dirt back"

[Erin]

Pixie: "Ok.." (Tosses dirt back in with shovel) (Then the cops surround us.)

[usamerican]

Cops: "Put your hands up! You two are under arrest for murdering Muffin and other crimes against humanity."

(usamerican and Pixie are escorted in handcuffs to the police car)