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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 23, 2010 16:49:14 GMT -5
Peaches: *whispering* I'm just saying, she's good at what she does!
GG: I SAID 'SHHHHHH'!!
*Inside the Resturant*
May: Ms. Cheeks, I would like to show you your man for the evening...
Sandy: *glares at SpongeBob* You planned this, didn't you?!
SpongeBob: What?! N-No! This was all HER idea, I swear!
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 23, 2010 16:51:45 GMT -5
Peaches: Oh no, she's dead.
GG: No she isn't! Now HUSH.
Peaches: I gotta call Tobe and tell him 'bout this when I get home... *giggles*
Jingle: Wait, what's going on? Something's happening in there...
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Post by Erin on Jun 23, 2010 16:53:09 GMT -5
Pixie:"SHE BETTER SING SOME LOVE SONG!" "THAT'S ALL I NEED IS TOO SEE IS HER DANCING ROMATANICALLY WITH HIM!" *cries*
Peaches:"CALM DOWN!" "IT'S GONNA BE OKAY!" "Maybe,you should lay down.."
GG:"Guys!" "Shhhhh!" "I'm trying to watch this!"
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 23, 2010 17:03:40 GMT -5
May: *goes onto the stage* Thank-a you for-a makin' it tonight! We gotta real-a special show for-a you; Italian style! Now I would like-a all couples to-a come to the dance floor! Mamma Mia, all couples to the floor!
*everyone, except SpongeBob and Sandy come to the floor*
Sandy: I am NOT doing this.
SpongeBob: Aw c'mon, it might be fun! *takes her hand and leads her out to the floor*
May: Hit it, Bubba! *Italian music starts playing*
*speaking* In Napoli where love is king!
When boy meets girl here's what they say...
*singing* When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
When the world seems to shine, like you've had too much wine,
That's amore!
Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella!"
Hearts will play, tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella!
When the stars make you drool, just like a pasta fazool
That's amore!
When you dance, down the street, with a cloud at your feet
You're in love!
When you walk down in a dream, but you know you're not
Dreaming, signoreeeee...
Scuzza me! But you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore!
Everyone: When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie,
May: That's amore!
Everyone: When the world seems to shine, like you've had too much wine,
May: That's amore!
Everyone: Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling,
And you'll sing "Vita bella!"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella!
May: When the stars make you drool, just like a pasta fazool
That's amore!
When you dance down the street, with a cloud at your feet,
You're in love!
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming, signore!
Scuzza me! But you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore!
Lucky fella!
*SpongeBob and Sandy go to the middle of the floor and slowdance*
May: When the stars make you drool, just like a pasta fazool,
That's amore!
Everyone: When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet,
You're in love!
May: When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore!
Scuzza me! But you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore...
Everyone: That's amore...
May: That's amore!
*everyone starts clapping*
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 23, 2010 17:14:13 GMT -5
Peaches: *wipes tear from eyes* That... WAS BEAUTIFUL... *sniffles*
GG: Jingle, what are Spongebob and Sandy doing?
Jingle: Hang on... They're... Dancing! Together! And the song's over!
Peaches: NO WAY!! *jumps up and accidentally hits GG on the head* Oh, sorry, buddy... Heh heh...
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Post by Erin on Jun 23, 2010 17:23:24 GMT -5
Pixie:"THERE DOING WHAT NOW?!" "I GONNA GET THAT SPONGE STEALER AND RIP HER--"
GG:"I SAID BE QUIET!" *turns around and punches Pixie in the face,by accident*
Pixie:"Nighty-night..." *passes out*
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 23, 2010 17:24:36 GMT -5
May: And now, a little bit of German for you. Please welcome my friend, Damon, the German Black Man!
*Damon walks onstage as the applause thunders*
May: Guutentag, Damon!
Damon: Guutentag, May! Let us start the song?
May: Indeed!
*music plays*
Damon: *singing* Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay!
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
May:
*speaking* Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir,
We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
I bet you do!
Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere...
I am your host!
Damon: *singing* Und sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
May: *speaking* Leave your troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!
*looks at orchestra*
You see? I told your the orchestra is beautiful!
Damon: And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!
Rosie! (Rosie is so called because of the color of her
cheeks.) Lulu! (Oh, you like Lulu? Well, too bad!
So does Rosie.) Frenchie! (You know I like to order Frenchie
on the side. On your side Frenchie! Just kidding!)
Texas! (Yes, Texas is from America!But she's a very
cunning linguist!) Fritzie!
(Oh, Fritzie, please, will you stop that!
Already this week we have lost two waiters,
a table and three bottles of champagne up there.)
and Helga! (Helga is the baby. I'm just like a father
to her. So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's
very, very, very, very, very bad.)
May: Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie... Und Helga.
Each and every one a virgin! You don't believe me?
Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead- try Helga!
Damon: Outside it is winter. But in here it's so hot.
Every night we have to battle with the girls to keep
them from taking off all their clothings. So don't go
away. Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!
the Girls: *singing* Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
May: We are here to serve you!
And now presenting the Kit Kat Boys:
Here they are!
Bobby! Victor!
Or is it
Victor! and Bobby...
You know, there's really only one wat to tell the
difference...
I'll show you later.
Hans (Oh Hans, go easy on the sauerkraut!)
Herrman (You know what's funny about Herrman?
There's nothing funny about Herrman!)
And, finally, the toast og Mayfir, Fraulein Sally Bowles!
Sally: Hello, darlings!
Damon: Bliebe, reste, stay!
All: Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
May: That's Victor.
All: Im Cabaret, au Cabaret,
*whispering*
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
May: Hello, stranger!
All: Gluklich, zu sehen, je suis enchante!
Damon: Enchante, Madame.
All: Happy to see you,
Bliebe, reste, stay!
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you,
Bliebe, reste, stay!
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
*applause breaks out everywhere*
May: Thank you!
Bobby, Victor, Hans, Herrman, Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie,
Texas, Fritzie, Helga, Sally and Me!
Welcome to the Kit Kat Klub!
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 23, 2010 17:26:34 GMT -5
Peaches: Aww, now what was that for?
GG: I didn't mean to!
Jingle: Hush! GG, what's going on now?
Peaches: *feels Pixie's pulse* She still alive!!! YAY!!!
GG: *glares*
Peaches: ...Sorry.
GG: They just finished up a German song.
Peaches: Do a Korean song! Reminds me of him... *sighs*
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Peaches: *covers head* I have shamed myself.
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 23, 2010 17:31:26 GMT -5
SpongeBob: Sandy, wasn't that great?... Sandy? Sandy: *is storming away from SpongeBob* May: Sandy! SpongeBob: *growls* May, give me that mic. May: I don't see how this will- SpongeBob: JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKING MIC. May:  ... *tosses SB the mic and backs away with Damon* |
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Post by Erin on Jun 23, 2010 17:44:59 GMT -5
Pixie:*wakes up* "Huh?" "What happen?"
Peaches:"Spongebob was dancing with Sandy,and you get angry then GG want you to be quiet,and you passed out.
Pixie:"..." "Excuse me,I have to take care of some,BUSINESS." *walks off*
GG:"Should we be concerned about that?"
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 23, 2010 17:49:11 GMT -5
May: *pops up next to them with Damon* Probably not.
Peaches: May? Random Black guy? Where did you come from?
Damon: There was some type of Mario pipe leading out from the resturant.
GG: Uh... why?
May: It IS an Italian Resturant.
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Post by Erin on Jun 23, 2010 18:30:10 GMT -5
Pixie:*comes back with black eye and brusies everywhere* "Today was NOT my day..."
Peaches:"Do we want to know?"
GG:"I'm guessing she tried to get in a cat fight with Sandy but instead got beaten up by a security gaurd."
Pixie:*gasps* "IT'S LIKE YOU WERE THERE!"
Sandy:*walks by* *looking pissed* *grumblings random swear words*
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Post by Jingle on Jun 23, 2010 19:05:17 GMT -5
Jingle: Well doesn't SOMEONE look happy.
Sandy: I heard that! *glares*
Jingle: ....*gulp* IT WAS ABBY I SWEAR!!
Sandy: *looks at Abby* Riiiight.
Jingle: What!? You're a talking squirrel! It could happen!
Sandy: *death glare*
Jingle: Um... *hides behind Peaches*
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Post by Erin on Jun 23, 2010 19:14:44 GMT -5
Pixie:"Whoa..I feeel...really dizzzyy..." *passes out*
Sandy:*To Peaches* "You know,what that JERK did to me?!"
Peaches: *A little scared* "Uhhh..what?"
Sandy:"HE DID THE MOST EMBARRSING DANCE,EVER IN FRONT OF TOTAL STRANGERS!"
Jingle:*quietly* "He was proubably trying to impress you.."
Sandy:"IMPRESS ME?!" "Why would he want to do,THAT?"
Peaches:"BECAUSE,HE LIKES YOU!" *gasps at what she just blurted out* *covers mouth with hands*
Sandy:*blushes* "He likes me?" "Since,WHEN?"
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Post by Jingle on Jun 23, 2010 19:22:24 GMT -5
Jingle: Well... he probably liked you since he started liking you.
Abby: Bark!
Jingle: I am NOT stupid Abby! It sounded perfectly... um... right. To me!
Sandy: *ignoring me* I.. I've gotta go talk to him.
*from no where, the sound of SpongeBob's voice pops up on the mic*
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... *tosses SB the mic and backs away with Damon*
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