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Post by peaches2217 on Jul 9, 2010 11:44:09 GMT -5
Plankton: *pulls out megaphone* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
Pixie: ...It's a miracle! I can hear!
Plankton: This way! On we go to SCIENCE!
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Post by Jingle on Jul 9, 2010 11:54:01 GMT -5
Jingle: I like science. As long as its not chemistry *shivers*
Plankton: Nope! Today we're learning about sea life.
Jingle: Who woulda thought....
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Post by peaches2217 on Jul 9, 2010 11:58:53 GMT -5
Peaches: Oh, y'mean like how whales eat plankton?
Plankton: Thankfully, there are no whales around here... *shudders*
GG: Riiiiiiiiiight...
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Post by Erin on Jul 9, 2010 12:00:45 GMT -5
Peaches:"Okay,the voices in my head said I need to go to the science room,where is it?"
Spongebob:"It's down the hall.."
Everyone:"YAYYY!" *storms outside*
Plankton:*gets stomped on* "Ow!" "Ughh!" "Oooo!" "Owww!"
Pixie:"I could sworn I heard a voice.." "Oh well.." *shrugs*
Plankton:*gets up* *snaps spine back into place* *takes out mega-phone*"ALRIGHT,EVERYBODY TO THE SCIENCE LAB!"
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Post by peaches2217 on Jul 9, 2010 12:12:02 GMT -5
*IN THE SCIENCE LAB...*
Peaches: Wow... This is al so interesting!
Plankton: See? Is it not amazing, the facts of science?
Pixie: Hmm... This is... *falls asleep*
Peaches: How can you fall asleep in a class like this?! I LOVE THIS CLASS!!!
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Post by Erin on Jul 9, 2010 12:49:06 GMT -5
Pixie:"Sorry,but already know this stuff!" "The way Mr.Plankton teaches it is BORING!"
Plankton:"I HEARD THAT!" "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL BOIL YOUR SKIN IN A TUB OF--I-I,mean..don't worry you'll learn soon enough!" *grinding teeth* *thinking* "Patience Plankton,just a few more hours then I'll get the formula,somehow.."
Patrick:"PLANKTON!" "I NEED SOME HELP,MY VOLCANO IS GONNA EXPLODE!"
Peaches:*face palm* "Patrick,IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF SCIENCE CLASS!"
Patrick:"Ohhh,then where did this model volcano come from?"
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jul 10, 2010 8:32:12 GMT -5
Pixie: *saracastically* Maybe some magic creature made it from magic dust stuff and left it here for you, Pat.
Patrick: *holds up model Big Ben* And what's this thing that looks like something that a snail ate and then threw back up?
GG: THAT'S BIG BEN YOU IDIOT, ONE OF LONDON'S GREATEST LANDMARKS!! *starts beating up Patrick*
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jul 10, 2010 8:54:42 GMT -5
May: I feel like my concience is coming back to haunt me...
Pixie: What?
May's Concience: *is only visible to her* You'll have to own up to your mistake sooner or later.
May: Why do you look like Kermit?
May's Concience: It's the only form your tiny brain can handle.
GG: May, who are you talking to?
May: What? It's sitting on my shoulder! You can't miss it! Little green frog wit' a banjo!
Peaches: I don't see anything...
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Post by Erin on Jul 10, 2010 9:14:53 GMT -5
Pixie:"Little frog with a banjo?" "I MUST HAVE IT." "I LOVE TINY THINGS!!!"
Everyone:*stares*
Pixie:"Ewwww!" "I don't mean like THAT!"
Peaches:"That was something I DIDN'T need to know..."
Plankton:"HEY!" "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" "YOU NEED TO BE TAKING NOTES!" "NOT CHATING,OR TEXTING,OR BEING ALL FANGIRLY ABOUT...*shivers*...Justin Beiber..." *ahem* "JUST TAKE YOUR DANG NOTES!"
Patrick:*scribbles a sketch of Plankton as Paris Hilton* "I DREW A HORSEY!" *grins*
GG:*looks at Picture* *facepalm* "Why must I sit next to this idoit?" "I DEMAND A NEW SEATING CHART!"
Plankton:*growls* "JUST TAKE YOUR DANG NOTES!!!"
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jul 11, 2010 9:16:56 GMT -5
May's Concience: I'm just saying, you have to tell them. May: QUIET, YOU! *goes over to the sink and stuffs concience in garbage shredder* That oughta keep you away, you little... err... amphibian! Plankton: Miss... err, whatever your last name is, care to tell us what you were doing?! Everyone: *turns around to stare at May* May:  ||| May's Conscience: *pops up on her shoulder* Wow, that was stupid of you. |
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jul 12, 2010 13:41:53 GMT -5
Peaches: Weird, but who am I to judge!?
Plankton: NOTES!
GG: I ain't taking notes while this tub of lard keeps drooling me hand! *points to Patrick*
Pixie: I think we should get Pat a muzzel or something.
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Post by Erin on Jul 12, 2010 14:16:31 GMT -5
Plankton:*grinding teeth* "EVERYBODY SHUT YOUR TRAP,AND TAKE YOUR NOTES!"
Patrick*wakes up* "Huh?" "What happened?" *falls asleep again* *drooling all over desk*
GG:*gets up from desk* "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
Plankton:*huffs* "THAT'S IT!" "I'M SICK OF ALL OF YOU TEENAGERS!" "SCREW THIS!" "I'M OUT OF HERE!" *storms out*
Pixie:"Now what?" "WE AIN'T GOT NO TEACHER!"
Peaches:"Don't worry,I WILL TAKE OVER!" "I'M GREAT AT THIS STUFF!"
May:"And I thought,had problems.."
May's Conscience:"Don't worry,I'm ALWAYS here for yeah!"
May:"Don't remind me!"
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Post by Jingle on Jul 12, 2010 16:43:30 GMT -5
Jingle: NEW TEACHER!!!  But... I liked the short one. He yelled a lot. Peaches: I can yell a lot too if it makes you guys feel better! Pixe: YEAH IT WOULD! Peaches: So to start today's less- Random Fish: HOOPLAH Peaches: ... As I was saying to sta- Random Fish: HOOPLAH Peaches: -_-" To st- Random Fish: HOOPLAH! HOOOOOOPLAH!! Peaches: SHUT UP DANG IT!!! *throws brick* |
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Post by peaches2217 on Jul 12, 2010 18:11:28 GMT -5
Random Fish: DOH!!! *passes out*
Peaches: Uhh, okay... I can... Do this... *looks at everyone* O-o-okay... Uhh... *knees start shaking*
Jingle: Peaches, it's okay! You can do this! It's just us!
Peaches: Uhh...
*FLASHBACK*
Young Peaches: *standing in front of class with a paper* My Family History, by Peaches Sarang. My grandad--
Student: What kind of a name is Peaches?
Young Peaches: My name used to be Erica, but it changed because... Well, I'll get into that story later. *reading again* My grandad came from South Korea along with his wife, my grandma.
Student #2: Well no duh!
Young Peaches: *starting to shake a little* Th-they had a son, who later married an American fruit farmer--
Student #3: Your mom was a fruit farmer?! How lame!
Student #2: Hey, if your dad was Korean, why don't you have dark skin or squinty eyes? And shouldn't your dad be communist?
Young Peaches: I-I-I-I-I have my mom's skin and eyes... B-b-b-but I'm learning Korean!
Student #4: So you hate your country and you're a terrorist in disguise?
Student #5: ERICA IS A TERRORIST!!!
Students: *laughing, taunting*
*END FLASHBACK*
Peaches: It's North Korea that's communist, not South Korea!!! NAL GOELOBHIJI MA!!! *passes out*
GG: ...Oh, great.
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jul 13, 2010 4:13:01 GMT -5
Pixie: And we still don't have a teacher!
May: Uhh shouldn't we helping Peaches...
GG: I got it! This is a science lab, right, there's bound to be a medical book somewhere! And why is my hair suddenly wet? *turns round to see Patrick drooling on her head* RIGHT! THAT'S IT PATRICK! *is about beat up Patrick but is stopped by May*
May: That's it! Patrick! Shoot some drool at Peaches! It'll wake her up! (aka: That thing he did in Dunces and Dragons)
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But... I liked the short one. He yelled a lot. 
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