The NEW School of Spandy

[werebobwildpants]

Patrick: THEN HOWCOME THEY GOT MUPPETS HERE?!

May: You can see my conscience?

Patrick: No, but I have the Muppet Babies theme stuck in my head. OH LOOK, A DESK. *bangs head repeatedly on desk*

May's Conscience: And I thought May was stupid...

[graphicsgirl]

Peaches: Wait? How did Patrick get rid of his muzzle?

Patrick: *burps*

Jingle: He ATE it!?

GG: That thing could survive Great Danes, but it couldn't survive him?!

[Jingle]

Jingle: Well, actually, now that I think about it it doesn't really surprise me... at all.

GG: Yeah... I guess. He did eat that huge wad of bubblegum once...

Pat: Yay Gummy!!! I miss him that little guy.

Peaches: *cough* LITTLE!?

[werebobwildpants]

Damon: So May... do you really sleep naked?

May: Yeah... and?

Damon: THAT IS SO SE-

May: *glares*

Damon: That is so... not... attractive whatsoever.'

May's Concience: This conversation is making me feel uncomfortable.

[Erin]

Pixie:"Well..I suppose it is a little..."

Everyone:*glares at Pixie*

Pixie:"Uhhhh.." "I'M NOT LIKE THAT." "...I have issues.."

Damon:"Too bad,that would be kind of.."

May:"SHUT IT!"

[werebobwildpants]

Jin: *pops up in window covered in scratches and bruises* I have returned, my sweet apple goddess!!

May: *facepalm*

Pixie: I was wondering when he'd show up again.

Peaches: Dude be weird.

[Erin]

Pixie:"Even I'M not OBESSED with the our hawtie of a princepal!"

Everyone:*stares at Pixie*

Pixie:"Crap.." "Did I say that loud?" "YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!" *spazzes*

Jin:"MY LOVE!" "We shall soon be wed!" *takes out black box* "Will you--"

Damon:*punches Jin out*

Everyone:*gasps*

Mrs.Puff:"Ummm,maybe I was wrong.." "Perhaps,I'm NOT the best teacher for this class.."

[werebobwildpants]

Jingle: Uhhh, Damo-

Damon: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. I MAY BE BLACK, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

Ms. Puff: *moves six or so inches away from Damon*

[graphicsgirl]

*bell rings*

GG: Oh great, what do we have now? More rubbish art lessons with the Tentacles?

Patrick: YAY! I get to eat paint!

GG: Patrick, if you don't shut up, I'll give you such a belting that your feet won't touch the floor! Us Browns ain't just known for our family sing-songs you know!

Patrick: I'll be good...

[peaches2217]

Peaches: Actually, I've eaten paint before.

Patrick: Was it not AMAZING?!

Peaches: Actually, no it wasn't. It was non-toxic paint, but it STILL tasted terrible! *sticks out tongue* By toug isssh shtill kintha bhloo.

Patrick: *sticks out tongue* Hmm... Maybe tha'sh why by toug ish gwreen.

[werebobwildpants]

May: Speaking of paint, I gotta help my brother paint his van after school.

GG: What're you gonna paint it up like?

May: The Mystery Machine. Y'know, from Scooby Doo. We rigged the horn to say ''Zoinks!'' whenever you hit it.

[peaches2217]

Peaches: That oughta be interestin'. I WANNA SEE IT WHEN YOUR DONE!!!

Squidward: *sticks head in class* Has anybody seen my clarinet?

GG: No, haven't seen it. *pushes clarinet farther into back pocket*

[graphicsgirl]

Squidward: *groans* Anyway, I have you little idiots for Art this period so lets get started!

Jingle: *looks at watch* Just one more hour, just one more hour...

Squidward: Actually, this is a double period.

GG, Pixie, Peaches, May, Jingle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Patrick: Ummmmm...yay?

[Jingle]

Jingle: PLEASE tell me we aren't doing portraits of YOU!

Squidward: What!? Who would you RATHER do portraits of then? Not very many handsome people like me would pose for art...

[graphicsgirl]

Pixie: MR. SQUAREPANTS!

May: THE MUPPETS!

Peaches: MY BOYFRIEND!

GG: CHURCHILL! What, he was a hero!

Squidward: What, that idiot what likes to call himself a hero? Dream on!

GG: *growls and attacks Squidward* HE WAS A HERO! HE CARED FOR BRITAIN! TAKE BACK THOSE COMMENTS OR YOU CAN KISS GOODBYE TO YOUR FACE!