The NEW School of Spandy

[graphicsgirl]

SpongeBob: OK, GG, you're first.

GG: 'Triffic, NOT!

Kacheea (GG's mum): Come on GG, I bet it's not THAT bad.

GG: That's what you think.

SpongeBob: Well, Miss uhh-

Kacheea: Kacheea Brown.

SpongeBob: Umm, well, Miss Brown, GG's doing pretty good in lessons...apart from Maths-

GG: Well no one's perfect.

SpongeBob: And we've been having a lot of incidents involving the art and music teacher...

GG: Oi! TENTACLES IS A RACIST!

SpongeBob: You still shouldn't beat him up every time he insults the tiniest little thing about Britain.

Squidward: Here here!

SpongeBob: Anyway, Miss Brown, I'm sure as a parent, you don't want your daughter getting into arguments with teachers.

Kacheea: Well if that Mr whatshisname insults Britain, I don't see owt wrong with GG giving him what for.

Squidward: Oh yeah! It's all the same with you British! The only you ever do is get into fights! Face it, you're just stupid, idiotic people who should be wiped from existence!

Kacheea and GG: *beat up Squidward*

Peaches: Hey GG, your mom's cool!

Jingle: Yeah! I've never seen a parent beat up a teacher!

[werebobwildpants]

Damon's Dad: d**n, boy! You pulled me away from a football game fo' this?! Yo mama's makin' fried chicken tonight!

Damon: Dad... please stop talking.

Damon's Dad: *looks at May* Is this the white girl you built a shrine to in yo' room. Daaaaaang, I can see why.

Damon: NO DAD, NO!!

May: Shrine...?

SpongeBob: *clears throat* Anyway...

Damon's Mom: *comes in through door* Baby? You forgot yo' special lotion at home. You want me to apply it for you, baby?

Damon: NO, MOM!!

Squidward: Thank God I'm not you.

Damon's Dad: OOOOOH, so now you rascist against African Americans huh?! Baby, you got the krobar?

[Erin]

Pixie:*folds arms* "Luckily,my parents are dead..I don't have deal with this drama!"

Spongebob:"You're parents are dead?" I'm so sorry,Pixie." *frowns*

Pixie:"Yeah,SO WHAT?!" "There ain't no use crying about it!" "It won't bring them back!"

Peaches:"Well,THAT'S a nice attuide."

[peaches2217]

Pixie: I'm just saying.

Spongebob: So Peaches, what about you?

Peaches: Well, I have a whole story about how they died, but long story short, I don't got no parents anymore.

Spongebob: Oh... Well, then...?

Peaches: *shrugs* Don't ask me, I live on my own!

Spongebob: *sees Kacheea, GG, and Damon's parents beating up Squidward* Hey, settle down! That's enough, that's enough!!!

Peaches: NO!!! Keep on keepin' on! This is funny! *pulls out camcorder* A million hits on YouTube, here we come, in the name of Spandy high! *giggles*

[graphicsgirl]

Jingle: Hey, when you finish filming those guys, can you film me, you, Pixie and a chicken doing a square dance...on SpongeBob's back?

SpongeBob: What?

Peaches: Sure!

[peaches2217]

Pixie: Why do I always get paired up with a chicken?!

Peaches: They make great companions, trust me. Just don't let 'em peck at 'cha.

Spongebob: I AM THE PRINCIPAL!!! You can NOT--

Jingle: *holds up Krabby Patty*

Spongebob: Oooooooo, okay!

[Erin]

Pixie:*giggles* "Oooh!" "This is gonna be KINKY!" *winks at Spongebob* "Are you ready,Spongebob?"

Spongebob:"Not really.."

Jingle:"Too bad!" "Places,everybody!"

[peaches2217]

Peaches: Wait! Who's gonna hold the video camera for me?

Sandy: *bursts in* I'll take your place for ya! I mean dancin'. I'm a square dancin' master!

Spongebob: *gets hearts in eyes, then shakes his head and prays that no one saw that*

[werebobwildpants]

Damon: *facepalm* What else could go wrong...?

Damon's Dad: DAMON, YOU START APPLYIN' YO' LOTION, BOY!

May: That. Look, I'll help you. Where is the ''lotion applying area''?

Damon: I'm not saying.

May: Aw, c'mon.

Damon: I'm not saying it!

May: Damon, we've been best friends since preschool! There's no need to hide it!

Damon: Fine... *lifts up shirt and reveals back zits*

Sandy: EWWWW!!

SpongeBob: OH MY GOD!!

May: AAAHHH! PUT IT AWAY! PUT IT AWAY!

Damon: I CAN'T HELP IT! I GOT SUNBURNT!

[Erin]

Pixie:"Why is it that MY mind always goes in the gutter?" "Offcourse,my mind asumed the lotion was for something...ELSE.." *twitchs at thought*

Everyone:"O___O;"

Damon's Mom:"There's something wrong with that girl." "Not meantion,her very pale skin...are you one of those people from that crappy vampire movie?"

Pixie:"...."

[Jingle]

Jingle: NO SHE IS NOT! *whispers to Pixie* Right?

Pixie: YES

Jingle: YEAH! Now um.... Pixie your dancing partener is staring at me really weird... I think he wants to eat my toes. I KNEW I shouldn't have worn flip flops!!

[graphicsgirl]

Sandy: OK guys, hit the music!

SpongeBob: Are you sure we should be doing this? I mean, this is a progress night and I should be discussing-

Peaches: Ah, come on Mr. SquarePants! You can forget about progress for a little while, eh?

Sandy: Please Spongey *gives SpongeBob puppy-dog eyes*

SpongeBob: Well, alright.

*Jingle starts music*

SpongeBob: Pixie, don't stomp on my eyes! Peaches! I think you're breaking my spine! OWWWWW! THAT CHICKEN'S PECKING AT MY FEET!

[Erin]

Pixie:"Oh,no..I'm hurting him!" *cries* "I can't hurt him!" *gets off his back*"I must make lo--""OH WAIT,THERE'S CHILDREN PRESENT."

Everyone:"..."

*CRACK*

Spongebob:"Yep,there goes my back." *whines*

Sandy:"Oh,shoot sorry Spongebob." *gets of his back*

Peaches:"GUYS!" "Are we gonna do this or what?!"

[Jingle]

Jingle: But.... I thought Sponge's didn't HAVE spines. MR. PLANKTON LIED TO US!!!

Everyone: *glares at Mr. Plankton*

Plankton: What!? It's not MY fault he's a freak of nature!

[graphicsgirl]

GG: *to Plankton* You who's talking!

Plankton: Shouldn't you be beating up the octopus?

GG: *points to Squidward who's been beaten to a puddle*

Plankton: How is THAT even possible?

GG: I dunno, you're the science teacher, you tell me.