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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 13, 2010 19:20:05 GMT -5
Sandy: Actually... The answer IS 24...
Patrick: Really? Alright! *runs around in circles and hits the wall*
Everyone: Aye aye aye...
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 14, 2010 3:57:56 GMT -5
May: That was awesome. *high fives Patrick*
Patrick: And I'm JUST getting started. *Peter Griffin laugh*
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Post by Erin on Jun 14, 2010 13:24:30 GMT -5
Sandy:"Okay...next question.."
Patrick:"25!"
GG:"Stop randomly guessing!" "YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!"
Sandy:"Actuallly.."
GG:"Aww!" "Come on!"
Sandy:"Maybe we should try a new approach..."
Squidward:*pokes head in room* "Alright,these kids have in this torture chamber LONG enough!" "TIME TO TEACH THEM SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC BY PROFFESOR SQUIDWARD!"
Everyone:*looks horrified* "NUUUU!"
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 14, 2010 13:29:18 GMT -5
Peaches: Aww, c'mon. Maybe he ain't as bad as he seems!
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
Squidward: *singing off-key* It's the looooooove that I've fooooound ever since you've been aroooooound, you're love's put me at the top of the WOOOOOOOOORLD!!!
GG: *hands over ears* AGH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Peaches: *hands over ears as well* HOLY CRAP, MY CAT CAN SING BETTER!
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 14, 2010 13:35:08 GMT -5
May: Okay, it's time for some real music. *gets out guitar and plugs it into amp*
I am confident, but
I still have my moments.
Baby, that's just me.
I'm not a supermodel
I still eat McDonald's.
Baby, that's just me.
Some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything.
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
But everything's the same
In the la-la land machine. Machine.
Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress?
Oh, baby, that's just me!
And who said I can't be single
I have to mingle
BABY, that's not me
No, no.
Some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything.
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
But everything's the same
In the La-la land machine.
Tell me do you feel the way I feel
'cause nothing else is real
In the la-la land machine
[guitar]
Some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything.
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
When everything's the same
In La-la land machine
Well, I'm not gonna change
In the la-la land machine
Well I will stay the same
In La-la land...
Machine
I won't change anything of my life
(I won't change anything of my life)
I'm staying myself tonight
(I'm staying myself tonight)
La la la laaaaa...
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 14, 2010 13:38:48 GMT -5
Peaches: *stands up and claps wildly* ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!!
Squidward: Ehem! This is MY class! I'd appreciate it if you--
May: No one gives a crap because you suck!
Squidward: WELL, if you're so great, let's see what you're made of!
May: I just did...
Squidward: Lame.
Peaches: You don't have the right to call your students lame! *sticks out tongue*
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 14, 2010 13:46:38 GMT -5
Squidward: *in May's face* You think you're so great. You're nothing compared to MY skills. *pulls out clarinet*
May: *tunes guitar* Bring it on, Squidwad.
Just in case they're wondering
They've got us pinned terribly
They don't believe our love is real
Cause they don't know how real love feels
Squidward: You should know it's true
Just now, the part about my love for you
And how my heart's about burst
Into a thousand pieces
Oh it must be true
And They'll believe us too soon
May: Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
The word black is black
And blue is just blue
My love is true
It's a matter of fact
Oh, and you love me too
It's as simple as that
Baby, our love is true
Squidward: They may say some awful things
But there's no point in listening
Your words are the only words
That I believe in afterwards.
May: You should know it's true
Just now, the part about my love for you
And how my heart's about burst
Into a thousand pieces
So it must be true
And they'll believe us too soon
Squidward & May: Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
The way black is black
And blue is just blue
My love is true
It's a matter of fact
Oh, and you love me too
It's as simple as that
Baby, our love is true
May: It's true
Oh oh oh
It's true
Oh oh ohhh
It's true
Whoa oh ohhh
Squidward & May: Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
The way black is black
And blue is just blue
My love is true
It's a matter of fact
Oh, and you love me too
It's as simple as that
Squidward: Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
The way black is black
And blue is just blue
My love is true
It's a matter of fact
Oh, and you love me too
It's as simple as that
May: Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
Ohhh
Squidward & May: Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
Baby, it's fact
Ohhh
Baby, it's fact
Our love
Our love is true
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 14, 2010 13:49:40 GMT -5
Peaches: Together, y'all don't sound that bad, actually.
Squidward: Oh, what would you know?
Peaches: *grins* You have no idea...
Squidward: And quite frankly, I don't want to know.
Peaches: Fine, screw you too, Mr. Testi-- I mean, Mr. Tentacles... *sticks tongue out again*
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Post by Erin on Jun 14, 2010 14:01:03 GMT -5
Pixie:*wakes up from nap* "I'M ALIVE." "What did I miss?"
Squidward:*starts to play clarinet off-key*
Pixie:"AHHHHHHHH!" "MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!" "Somebody put that poor cat down out of it's misery!"
Squidward:*stops playing* "Hmph,you teengers know NOTHING of the arts!" "Speaking of...TIME FOR ART LESSONS!"
GG:"Oh gawd..."
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 14, 2010 14:08:58 GMT -5
May: Everyone cover your ears, NOW.
*everyone covers ears except Squidward*
Squidward: What are you doing?!
May: *turns amp up to 20 and riffs so hard, it blasts Squidward out of the room*
Squidward: *is flying out of room* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *lands on Sandy*
Sandy: WHY YOU... *beats the hell outta Squidward*
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 14, 2010 14:18:31 GMT -5
Peaches: Now that that's taken care of-- *starts humming* Golden leaves looked brown to me, the world had less color without you... Shapes in the sky looked plain to my eyes, the world had less color without you...
Squidward: *comes back in, beaten up* SHUT UP!!! *goes out and passes out*
Peaches: *stops singing* Sorry! Sheesh.
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Post by Erin on Jun 14, 2010 14:22:48 GMT -5
Pixie:*looks at passed out Squidward* "What do we now?" "WE DON'T HAVE A TEACHER!"
May:"Shhhhh!" "Nobody needs to know that!"
Patrick:"YAYYYY!" "I DON'T HAVE A PERSON TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" *lifts up and throws a chair out the window*
Everyone:*glares at Patrick* "PATRICK!"
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 14, 2010 14:25:30 GMT -5
Peaches: ...Lunch break, anyone?
Patrick: LUNCH!!! YAAAAAAAAAA-- *is bricked*
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 14, 2010 14:28:04 GMT -5
Patrick: *sniff* Sorry...
SpongeBob: *from down the hall* Squidward? Oh SQUIIIIDWAAAAAARD...
Peaches: *whispering* GAH. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
Pixie: I DUNNO!!
May: I have an idea!
Patrick: I LIKE TO WHISPER, TOO! : D
----Several Minutes Later----
SpongeBob: *sticks head through doorway* Squidward?
Squidward: *is really still passed out, but is being operated by May and GG from the ceiling, with puppet strings* Err... yes?
SpongeBob: Just checking to see how class is going! Later! *walks away*
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 14, 2010 14:30:11 GMT -5
Peaches: Phew! That as a close one.
GG: *sticks head out from ceiling* Is he gone?
Peaches: You're all clear!
Patrick: What?! Squidward is possessed?! SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOB!!! *runs off*
May: Duh de duh, we're dead.
Peaches: Quick, MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!!
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