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Post by Erin on Dec 26, 2010 16:57:00 GMT -5
Pixie: Pffft..*rolls eyes* *grinds teeth* Whatever,who the heck this girl is in this photo,is totally out of you're league M,in fact..ALL GIRLS out of M's league!
Peaches:*whispers to Jingle* Me thinks,the lady doth protest too much. *giggles*
Pixie: Me thinks,I need to button Peaches mouth before I button it for her! *shakes fist*
Peaches:*hides behind Jingle*
Damon: *looks at photo* That girl is as hot as my babysitter! *wolf whistles*
May: You think all woman are hot! *mumbles* Too bad none of them are interested...
Pixie: Come to think of it,she does look very familiar...Have I meet her before...?
M: *blushes* OFF COURSE,NOT! It wasn't like in some other role play...were you hated her guts for some reason...and you were like...way older then now...I-I...MEAN THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Jingle: *mumbles* When are we going to stop breaking fourth-wall?
GG: Why stop? It makes things more realistic!
Blanche: ....What is thy roleplay everyone is referring anyway?
Damon: NOTHING! IT'S NOTHING!!! GUYS SHUT UP,YOU GUYS ARE GET ME FIRED FROM THIS GIG!
Peaches: I'm sure you're creator won't fire you,because of us...
May: We really should stop..and let's get back to the topic at hand...Who wants to play truth or dare?
Peaches: Ooooh! I do! *giggle* Okay,Pixie tell us the truth! Who are you in love with? And,as for you're dare..YOU SHOULD KISS the person you love! *nudges M*
GG: Sorry to disappoint you but,Truth or dare doesn't work like that...
Pixie: Yeah! Besides,isn't that a bit,personal? *blushes*
May: Let's play this the normal way,shall we? Okay,how are we going to pick who gets to go first?
Peaches: You guys are really no fun...
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Post by Deli on Dec 26, 2010 20:06:58 GMT -5
M: I believe I can fix that. *reaches over and grabs a nearby plant* It's a Bottle Plant. One of the last of it's kind. My uncle Vinny got it for me from Austrailia.
Peaches: Impossible! A plant can't grow bottles! That's ridiculous!
Damon: *nudges Peaches* C'mon, Coca - Cola had to do it somehow! Ahhhh, Wocka Wocka! *is hit with a rotten tomato*
M: I've been meaning to take off the rotten tomatoes from the tomato plant. Anyway! Just take the organic bottle from the plant.
Steel: Okay, since I'm closest... *plucks bottle and new one regrows after it*
Peaches: Wow! Any chance you have a Dr. Pepper plant, HHHMMMMM?!
M: Dr. Pepper plant?! Pfff! That's ridiculous.
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Post by steelsponge on Dec 27, 2010 1:07:05 GMT -5
Steel: This is still random. Any comments tvguy? Tvguy: What else can it grow?
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Post by Deli on Dec 27, 2010 1:49:11 GMT -5
M: Bottles. That's it.
May: I'll take what I can get.
Damon: *nudges M* That's what SHE said.
May: *rolls eyes* Whatever. *spins bottle*
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Post by Erin on Dec 30, 2010 1:32:41 GMT -5
Peaches: Wait! Are we playing Spin the bottle now? That would be kind of awquard,don't you guys think?
May: Were not playing spin the bottle!
Damon: Why not? That would be awesome! Due to the fact,there's more girls then guys here...*wiggles eyebrow*
Pixie: *contiues to watch bottle spin* So what game are we playing?
*Bottles points to,Peaches*
Damon: *wiggles eyebrow suggestively at Peaches*
Peaches: *backs away* Eeek! PLEASE TELL ME WERE NOT PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE. I DON'T LIKE DAMON LOOKING AT LIKE THAT!
May: *snickers* Better you,then me..
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Post by peaches2217 on Dec 30, 2010 14:10:17 GMT -5
Peaches: Y'know what, screw this! *grabs bottle and busts it on the ground* THERE.
May: Sooo... What now?
GG: Truth or dare?
Pixie: Um... Sure...?
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Post by Erin on Dec 30, 2010 14:57:21 GMT -5
Peaches: I don't have to take this! *storms off*
Pixie: WAIT! Peaches! Please calm down! Don't be upset just because Damon's an idoit!
Damon: HEY! I may be stupid,but I'm not an idoit!
May: Ummm..I'll go first...
Jingle: YAYY! *claps hands* Okay,truth or dare?
May: Um,Dare I guess..
Jingle: I dare you to drink a GALLON of hot sause!
May: Pffft,that's all? I can do that blind folded!
Jingle: Oh,yeah? IF THAT'S SO,PROVE IT!
May: Fine! Um,You got a gallon of hot sause and blindfold,M?
M: Um... Let me see..*walk off* *looks under bed* *comes back with a gallon of hot sause and a blind fold*
Pixie: Dare I ask but,why do have those things under you're bed?
M: Believe me,when I say you don't want to know...
Jingle: That'll be a image that's going haught me,forever..*twitch*
May: ANYWAY. *takes jug of hot sause* *puts on blind-fold* *chugs it down* Ahhhh. *pauses* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S BURNING MY INSIDES! MY WHOLE BODY IS ON FIRE! AHHHHH! I NEED WATER!!!!!*runs out*
Jingle: Okay,who's next?
Pixie: I think we should wait for both Peaches and May to cool off.
M: A pun,really?
Pixie: *stands up* HEY,at least I tried to be funny!
M: *stands up* Oh whatever..Just call you're boyfriend..OH WAIT. I FORGOT,HE'S GETTING MARRIED. *shoves Pixie*
Pixie: *shoves M* At least,I don't keep pictures of the people I like on my dresser! Like some people I know!
M: *shoves Pixie back* WELL AT LEAST,I DON'T KISS PEOPLE ONLY TO SAY IT NEVER HAPPENED THE NEXT SECOND!
Peaches: *comes back* Okay,I'm no longer mad at you guys....*sees Pixie and M* WHOA,WHAT DID I miss?
M: *sighs* Forget it..
Jingle: *claps* Peaches is here! She can go next!
Damon: Weren't you paying attention to anything that just happened?
Jingle: Oh,I tend to space out when they fight..*giggles* Okay,Peaches truth or dare?
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Post by graphicsgirl on Dec 30, 2010 15:11:22 GMT -5
Peaches: Dare!
GG: I dare you to do that weird Japanese dance thing wearing rollerskates and balancing three hardback encloypedias on yer back.
Jingle: *to GG* And I suppose you could that, could you?
GG: I openly admit that I couldn't.
Jingle: Anyway, I'm charge of the dares.
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Post by peaches2217 on Dec 30, 2010 15:19:03 GMT -5
Peaches: Wait wait wait, before I do that; What the HECK just happened between M and Pixie? Pixie: It's none of your business, Peaches! Peaches: OH YES IT IS! *rips off hoodie to reveal M <3 PIXIE 4-EVER shirt underneath* Everyone: Peaches: ...Okay... That never happened. *puts hoodie back on* SO, bring out the roller skates and the encyclopedias! : D
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Post by Cassidy in Wonderland on Dec 30, 2010 16:24:30 GMT -5
Blanche: Thy do declare this game is quiet...strange...
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Post by peaches2217 on Dec 30, 2010 18:47:09 GMT -5
GG: Yes. Yes it is. This is a strange SCHOOL.
Peaches: *balancing the encyclopedias on her back on roller skates* Uh, GG? WHICH Japanese dance?
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Post by Erin on Dec 30, 2010 20:50:13 GMT -5
Pixie: Is it the one where you have to dance around with you're hands on you're head to strange music?
M: I doubt it.
Pixie: You know what,M? SCREW YOU. *takes out cell phone* Hello? Is this Mr.Squarepants office? Oh,sure I'll hold..
Jingle:Wow, all M said was,he doubted it..and that made Pixie want to call her "lover"...
M: *groans*
May: *comes back* AHHHH. That's much better! I thought I'd DIE,but I still however have that awful aftertaste.
GG: *giggles at Peaches* You look like you're having fun..
Peaches: *groans* YOU TRY TO BALANCE AND HOLD 5 ENCYCLOPEDIAS ON YOUR'RE HEAD! UGH..I'M NOT EVEN A SENIOR CITZEN YET,AND I'M HAVING BACK PAIN! *crack* Yep,there goes the feeling in my spine...MY POOR SPINE!
Blanche: I hope thy group doesn't ask me to particpate in this activy,it looks very grusome...
May: SO...WHAT DID I MISS?
Peaches: Well,I think..M and Pixie made out or something and M said some rude comment to her and now Pixie is trying to get M to notice or something..I dunno,I just came in here myself 3 minutes ago...and...MY POOR SPINE HAS LOST ALL FEELING! *groans*
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Post by Deli on Dec 31, 2010 16:08:55 GMT -5
~Couple minutes later~
Peaches: *wearing back brace* Okay, it's official; MY SPINE IS DEAD!! *sob* But, I will still pick someone! Hmmm... M!
M: What?!
Peaches: Truth or Dare?
M: Truth.
Peaches: Did you kiss Pixie that night?!
Everyone but M and Pixie: Oooooooh... <3
M: *sweating* Umm... *tugs collar* God, this is worse than that time I saw a message in my Alphabits...
----Flashback----
M: Dad! There's a message in my Alphabits! It says... ''Ooooooo''...
Dad: M, those are Cheerios.
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Post by Erin on Jan 1, 2011 1:52:22 GMT -5
Pixie: Okay,Mr.Squarepants won't answer...*sigh* It's like I don't even exist...*sniff**hangs up* ANYWAY. M,you don't have answer that question! *nervous laugh*
Jingle: AH HA! *points to Pixie* YOU,KISSED HIM!
Pixie: Yes,that's right! I kissed Spongebob,my boyfriend! *nervous laugh* He is my boyfriend after all...He loves me!
M: LIES! LIES! LIES! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *grabs Pixie by the collar* LISTEN TO ME,SPONGEBOB WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! HE'S ENGAGED! HE LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND!
Pixie: OKAY,FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. SPONGEBOB DOESN'T LOVE ME. HAPPY? And..I only thought I was in love with him...*deep breath* The truth is...
Patrick: *barges in* GUYS!!!! I thought I would never find you! But thankfully,Squidward gave me the directions to you're house, on the back of this note. *laughs*
GG: Let me see that! *snatches note*
Note: He's you're problem now. -Squidward.
GG: *crumbles paper*UGH! THAT TWIT! OUR HIDE-OUT IS RUINED!
May: We got bigger problems to deal with!
Peaches: Like Pixie and M's love life!
Jingle: WERE OUT OF POPCORN! *sobs*
Patrick: So..do you guys have any nacho's?
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Post by steelsponge on Jan 1, 2011 11:35:56 GMT -5
Steel: My refrigerator is full of food, but I left it running.
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