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Post by Deli on Mar 1, 2011 17:15:13 GMT -5
M: I'm beginning to regret existing...
SpongeBob: M, I would've thought you'd have been at home. There was a story on the news about some new puppet whatever movie coming in November.
M: *jaw drops* OH. MY. GOD. *grabs SpongeBob by the shoulders and shakes him* SERIOUSLY?!
SpongeBob: *scared* You can catch a rerun of the story at 10!
M: ...*runs off in the opposite direction*
Pixie: What?! He cares more about felt than ME?!
SpongeBob: So you DO love him!
Pixie: I NEVER SAID THAT!!
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Post by Erin on Mar 1, 2011 18:58:32 GMT -5
Spongebob: Heh. Heh. Young love,so what were you lovebirds up to anyway?
Pixie: WE WEREN'T DOING WHAT YOU THINK WE WHERE DOING!
Spongebob: You're very defensive...
Pixie: NO I'M NOT. I HATE HIM,IN FACT JUST BEFORE YOU CAME OVER TO DISTRACT ME,I WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM.
Spongebob: From what I saw,it looked like something else..Geez,you young lovers now a days! What ever happened to holding hands? Or just taking a walk in a park?
Pixie: IT WASN'T LIKE THAT. I SWEAR. THAT'S---GROSS!
Spongebob: So...he makes you sick to you're stomach you say?
Pixie: YES. FINALLY,SOMEBODY GETS ME.
Spongebob: Does he give you CHEST PAINS?
Pixie: Oh my gosh,Spongy! You know me so well! *heart eyes*
Spongebob: *Sigh* You don't get it do you?
Pixie: Huh?
Spongebob: You're not "in love" with me...You're in love with the IDEA,of me! In fact,you're just using you're inflation with me,as..A COVER UP,FOR YOU'RE REAL FEELINGS!
Pixie: *takes a blow* *Blushes* WHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?! YOU'RE CRAZY!!! WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH NON-SENSE?!
Spongebob: *sweat drop* Well...Pearl gave me a copy of one of her teenage gossip magazines...
Pixie: *face palm* Off course,she did...
-Meanwhile-
Lady: Like,what do they look like again? Odds are,they might of like...checked in here..even though.they might be like..a little young for a honey moon...are they like..one of those type of teenagers?
Peaches: Oh! I have a picture of them! *Takes "picture" out of pocket*
May: *Looks at picture* This isn't a picture! This a poorly drawn picture of...*twitch*...M...giving Pixie...a hickey.....*cringe*
Peaches: I know! Isn't it romantic~! *dreamy eyes*
Lady: *looks at the "picture"* Hey! Like..I KNOW HIM!
GG: You do?
Lady: Yeah! Like,he used to date my sister! ...Or was that like..somebody else?
May: I TOLD YOU,IT'S POORLY DRAWN! NOBODY CAN TELL IT'S THEM.well..other then..the blue hair and the green hat...
Peaches: HEY! DON'T CRITICIZE! I'M STILL PRACTICING! IT'S HARD TO DRAW. THEM,WHEN I SEE THEM FIGHTING LIKE...24/7!
GG: *face palm* I know I've asked this but,have you EVER really seen them flirt...AT ALL?
Peaches: *Thinks* ....SHUT UP. YOU KNOW THERE STILL IN DENIAL!
May: *Mumbles* More like,you're in denial...*rolls eyes*
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Post by Deli on Mar 1, 2011 19:22:52 GMT -5
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M: *comes back in five minutes, panting* Re-recorded it... *pants*
Pixie: You're pathetic. Who would love a piece of felt and wire over a REAL girl?!
M: *stands up straight* Well, I'll have you know there's more to it than felt and wire! There's a special connection that's-
Pixie: Too special to share with me?! *glares*
M: I never said that!
Pixie: YOU IMPLIED IT!
M: I DID NOT!
Pixie: DID TOO!
M: WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CRAZY?!
Pixie: BECAUSE WHEN WE SAW THAT OLD GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS AT THE THEATER YOU WERE GIVING HER THE HUGGIES!
M: THE HUGGIES?!
Pixie: THE HUGGIES! SO BE IN YOUR OWN WORLD WITH FELT AND HUGS, JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
M: WELL, MAYBE I HIDE MY FEELINGS BECAUSE I CARE!
Pixie: MAYBE I CARE TOO!
M: AAAAAAAH!
Pixie: AAAAAAAAH!!
M & Pixie: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
SpongeBob: *confused* ...What just happened?
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Post by Erin on Mar 2, 2011 9:15:40 GMT -5
Pixie: WELL....MAYBE I DON'T HATE YOU AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I DID!
M: MAYBE I DON'T HATE YOU EITHER,EVEN THOUGH YOU ABUSE ME VERBALLY AND PHYSICALLY!
Pixie: MAYBE...I LIKE YOU...
M: MAYBE I LIKE YOU TOO! EVEN MORE THEN A FRIEND!
Pixie:MAYBE I FEEL THAT WAY TOO!
M: THEN I GUESS THAT MEANS,WHERE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND THEN!
Pixie: ...Ha. Fat chance. You're still a loser,and you're also out of my league.
M: I never win,ANYTHING with you.
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Post by peaches2217 on Mar 5, 2011 0:57:58 GMT -5
Pixie: What are you HOPING to win, anyway?
M: NOTHING. Absolutely... *sits down on the ground and slumps over* NOTHING.
*MEANWHILE*
GG: You guys... Shouldn't we be getting home...? It's, like, 10 o'clock, and tomorrow's a school day...
Peaches: NOT UNTIL WE FIND THEM!!!
Jingle: Oh just GIVE IT UP! We'll see them at school tomorrow anyway!
Peaches: *sighs* FINE. You win. But if they don't show up I'm checking both of their houses. *crosses arms*
May: Ugh...
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Post by graphicsgirl on Mar 5, 2011 10:14:43 GMT -5
GG: *to May and Jingle* I just hope she don't go round their houses tonight and catch them having it off.
May: You have a dirty mind!
Jingle: DOESN'T EVERYBODY?! *pervyJingleplzface*
Damon: YES. *imhappyplzface*
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Post by Erin on Mar 5, 2011 11:21:31 GMT -5
-A few minutes later-
Peaches: HEY! Isn't that Pixie and M,cuddling each other in that bench?! *points* *spazzes*
Jingle: You're imagining things,they would never do something like that----OH MY GOD,THEY ARE!
GG: ...I can't believe it...
May: *Takes out cam-corder* *Records* Two words: BLACK MAIL.
Damon: ....EXCUSE ME?! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
May: *sigh* You know,that thing you do when you find something that might hurt there reputation,and they do whatever you want?
Damon: OH. THAT BLACK MAIL.
May: DUH.
Jingle: ..Should I wake them up?
Peaches: NO. DON'T.RUIN.THE.MOMENT.
Pixie: *snores* ZZZzzz...*Talking in her sleep* No! Spongebob! It's not what it looks like! Were just friends! I love you!..NO. NO! NO! ...I'M MARRYING YOU,NOT HIM! DON'T HURT HIM! AHHHHHHHHHH! *wakes up* Oh it was just a dream------AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE! *Notices M's arm around her* ...GET YOU'RE HANDS AWAY FROM ME! *Pushes M away*
M: *Wakes up* OOOF! WHAT DID I DO?! I WAS JUST SLEEPING!
Peaches: *snickers* THIS.IS.GREAT.
Jingle: *whispers to May* ...Did you record all of that?
May: *Grins* YES.
Pixie: GUYS. It's not what it looks like! He took advantage of me,when I was sleeping!
M: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
Pixie: It's true! M! YOU....PEDOPHILE!
M: HUH?! I'M TWO YEARS YOUNGER THEN YOU!
Pixie: SAME DIFFERENCE!
May: *big grin* This is so going on Youtube.
Peaches: ...I can't believe it!
Jingle: I KNOW. I never knew M was a pedophile! It's always the person you least expect!
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Post by Deli on Mar 5, 2011 18:20:43 GMT -5
Damon: May, put the camera on high quality.
May: Okay... *presses button*
Damon: *walks over to M* THE CAKE IS A LIE. *pulls M's pants down and licks the side of his face*
M: WHAT THE HELL?!
Pixie: Nice underwear...
M: Ehhhhh... *is wearing Perry the Platypus boxers*
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Post by graphicsgirl on Mar 6, 2011 8:46:29 GMT -5
GG: MY EYES BURN! *gets on all fours and bangs head on the ground repeatedly*
Squidward: *walks by* Stupid Brit.
GG: F**KING SHUT IT, YOU F**KING RACIST C*NT!
Damon: May, quick! Film those two!
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Post by Erin on Mar 6, 2011 9:26:57 GMT -5
Pixie: OKAY. THIS IS JUST TOO WEIRD FOR ME. *Storms off*
Peaches: BUT YOU LIKE WEIRD,DON'T YOU?!
May: Don't worry,she'll be back..*groans* They always come back...
Damon: DUDE! ARE FILMING GG FIGHTING WITH THE SQUID OR WHAT?
Spongebob: ...WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS. WERE EVERYTHING IS LIKE A PEACEFUL AND CHEERY FAIRY TALE? ...I miss it...
Jingle: Mr.Squarepants,I think you're forgetting this role-play isn't being written by you're new writers.
May: Jingle,you just broke the fourth wall,TWICE! WE MIGHT GET SUED NOW,THANKS TO YOU.
Jingle: OH CRAP. I TAKE IT BACK. I'M BROKE MAN! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LAWYER! *sobs*
Peaches: I CAN BE YOU'RE LAWYER! : D
May: Yep,were screwed.
GG: *Come back* *Pants* OKAY....I...THINK....THAT...SHUT...HIS...TRAP...
Spongebob: *sighs* Let's pray,we don't get sued because of that...
May: WE ALREADY MIGHT GET SUED,WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!
M: *pulls pants back up* Yep. I'm starting to think I'M the normal one of the moment...
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Post by peaches2217 on Mar 6, 2011 10:33:12 GMT -5
May: Hey... Has anyone noticed that Pixie's gone?
Damon: Oh yeah, she stormed away after calling us all ****ing weirdos or something like that.
Peaches: ...Huh? You mean... *gets teary-eyed* WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?! *sinks to knees*
May: ...Peaches, I think it's time we all go home.
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Post by Deli on Mar 6, 2011 11:02:55 GMT -5
----The Next Day----
GG: What a horrible mess that was.
May: Seriously!
Peaches: BUT AT LEAST WE REACHED A GOAL... KINDA!! *waves Mixie flag*
Damon: I got to pants someone, so I feel great! *looks around* Anyone seen Greenbean?
GG: M? No, he hasn't been here all day.
Pixie: *crosses arms* Hmph. Good riddens.
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Post by Jingle on Mar 6, 2011 16:57:54 GMT -5
Jingle: I think SOMEONE is having a bad day.
Pixie: One more word and I'll strangle you.
Jingle:....... *turning purple from trying to hold*..... MIXIE!!!
Pixie: AHHHHH!!! *tackles*
Jingle: HELP!!! ABBY!!!! PEACHES!!! GG!!!! GET HER OFF! GETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFF!!
May: No, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA GET US SUED!!!
Peaches: *giggling* ...Mixie...
Pixie: ARGH!!!
GG: You guys... You're gonna make Pixie really mad.
M: *walks in with looking like crap* Hey guys...
Everyone: *stops what they're doing and stares*
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Post by peaches2217 on Mar 6, 2011 17:27:26 GMT -5
Peaches: Holy crap, dude... No offense, but you look awful!
M: Gee, thanks. *takes seat*
Jingle: *raises eyebrows at Pixie*
Pixie: I don't need this. *walks over to the other side of the room and sits down*
May: CONFLICT.
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Post by Deli on Mar 6, 2011 20:10:35 GMT -5
M: *pulls out a hip flask full of whiskey*
Sandy: M! You're too young to be in posession of alcohol!
M: I'm troubled, what the hell else can I do?!
May: See a counselor!
M: I don't need you telling me what I can and can't do, woman.
May: WOMAN?! IN THAT DISRESPECTFUL TONE?! *mini flames appear in eyes*
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