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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 20, 2010 23:53:40 GMT -5
Pixie: 'Naw, she's talking about KERMIT THE FROG. Whadda you think?!
Peaches: I can't help it if I'm unobservant! It runs in the family! And Kermit is ADORABLE. I should know. I used to stalk him.
GG: What...?
Peaches: Err... NOTHING. I DO NOT STALK FROGS... that often...
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Post by Erin on Jun 21, 2010 8:04:00 GMT -5
Pixie:"Wait a minute..." "Does this mean the HAWTIE is single?!" *evil grin* "Excuse me guys,I have to comfort a broken heart." *tries to walk off*
Peaches:*pulls her back*"OH,NO YOU DON'T." "AND,YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
GG:"Well,first of all Sandy,did you tell him you loved him?"
Sandy:*looks down* "Well..actually..no.." *sniffs*
Peaches:"NO WONDER!" "Maybe he's just shy,and you caught him off gaurd!"
Pixie:"So..does this mean the hawtie is single or what?!"
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 21, 2010 10:04:34 GMT -5
Everyone: *glares*
Pixie: What? Just asking.
Peaches: And I repeat, NOT HELPIN'...
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Post by Jingle on Jun 21, 2010 11:19:06 GMT -5
Jingle: I have a soluotion!
Abby: Bark!
Jingle: Shut it Abby, I do TO have good ideas.
Everyone: *stares*
Jingle: Um... sorry. ANYWAYS all you gotta do is say sorry and tell him you like him. Its not that hard to do.
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 21, 2010 12:53:08 GMT -5
Pixie: Hey, where'd May- I MEAN, Mario go?
Sandy: To SquarePants. And I already know it's May, by the way. It wasn't too hard to figure out.
-----Meanwhile-----
SpongeBob: *sitting at home on his couch, sighing* Great. I screwed up.
May: *walks in* Heya.
SpongeBob: Mario?
May: *takes off hat and mustache* Naw, it's me, May. *sits down next to him* What's gotcha down, cowboy?
SpongeBob: Well, Sandy and I had a fight, and I don't know what to do.
May: I got it! I'll call her and y'all can go out on a romantic date in a few hours! *grabs shell phone and dials it*
SpongeBob: MAY! NO!
May: Hello, Ms. Cheeks? Meet me at the Fancy resturant and wear somethin' nice. Okay. Bye! *hangs up* Okay we gotta get you ready! And this calls for a musical number!
SpongeBob: Musical number? I'm in!
----In the Bedroom-----
SpongeBob: So hand me my cuff links,
May: Yes sir!
SpongeBob: And straighten my tie,
Just drench me in rich cologne,
And don't ask me why!
Go on and pluck me a boutonniere
May: You're movin' up, and walkin' on air!
SpongeBob: Steppin' out with a star
And feelin' high!
Come polish my wing tips!
And call for a car! *May leans her head out the window and whistles*
*SpongeBob sits down on the bed*
I'll sweep her off her feet, wherever we are!
May: A satin collar, and velvet vest!
SpongeBob: I never settle, for second best!
Steppin' out with a star, sad times; bye bye! *May plays a ukelele*
SpongeBob: *is putting on pants* Have I got style? Have I got taste?
On someone else I swear
This savoir faire
Would be such a waste.
Come toss me my top hat
I'm ready to fly
Bustin' into the upper crust *is at back of the bed*
As easy as *jumps from bed* pie!
Just watch my dreams come true
This was somethin' I was born to do
Steppin' out with a star
That star is you! *sees Sandy's reflection in the mirror*
May: Have you got class?
SpongeBob: Have I got class?
May: Have you got chic?
SpongeBob: Have I got chic?
May: To think you and me, were nobody, why only last week!
SpongeBob: I'm ready to fly! AAAACK! *falls off bed*
At least I can try...
Just watch my dreams come true,
This was somethin' I was born to do!
May & SpongeBob: Steppin' out with a star,
Bye bad times!
Steppin' out with a star,
Hey good times!
Steppin' out with a star,
And feelin' HIIIIIIGH!!!
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 21, 2010 13:31:22 GMT -5
*MEANWHILE*
Peaches: Somethin' tells me May brought out another musical number...
Sandy: I just don't understand why May wants to meet me at a fancy restaurant.
Pixie: *grins* I think I know why...
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 21, 2010 14:36:05 GMT -5
GG: And something tells me it was ''Steppin' Out With a Star'' from The Great Muppet Caper.
Peaches: Oh yeah. May showed me that last night... KERMIE WAS SO CUUUUUTE!!
Sandy: Errr, guys? In distress, here!
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 21, 2010 15:04:30 GMT -5
Peaches: *grinning* Well, maybe May called you up so you could have some girl talk 'bout the situation...
Sandy: But why at a fancy restaurant?
Abby: Bark!
Jingle: Hush! She said, she didn't know.
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Post by Erin on Jun 21, 2010 16:14:28 GMT -5
Pixie:"Just as long as you're not being flirty with that hawtie,I'm pretty much fine with anything."
Peaches:"For once Pixie,could NOT mention you're crush in FRONT of HER?!"
Pixie:*blows rasberry*
Sandy:*To May* "Should I ask?"
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 21, 2010 16:18:35 GMT -5
(Guys, May's helping SB get ready, remember? She isn't with the other guys at the moment.)
Peaches: Since May's not here, I'll answer... No.
Sandy: Alright then...
Pixie: HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN'. YOU GET FLIRTY, AND IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.
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Post by Jingle on Jun 21, 2010 16:29:07 GMT -5
Jingle: Hehehe, Donkey Kong. Hey! Since we're not pretending to be Mario people anymore, can I take off these costumes? Abby already chewed a bunch of holes in her head. Now she just looks like... *giggle* swiss cheese
Abby: *pity tail wag* (thats what I call it when I make a stupid joke and she wags her tail, like a pity laugh)
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 21, 2010 16:49:31 GMT -5
May: HAI GUYS.
Pixie: May, why are you dressed like Woody from Toy Story?
May: I... am a person of many faces.
Sandy: You thought it looked cool, didn't you?
May: YES. YAAAAAAAAAAAY *flails arms around* I've always wanted to do that.
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Post by Erin on Jun 21, 2010 17:08:58 GMT -5
Pixie:"Alright,can I go now?" "I have a hawtie I have to visit." *tries to sneak off*
Peaches:*pulls Pixie back* "WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!"
Sandy:"Who is this *hawtie* she keeps refering to?"
GG:"It's best not to ask."
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Post by peaches2217 on Jun 21, 2010 17:39:06 GMT -5
Peaches: Unless you wanna get your heart broken again.
Sandy: I'd rather not...
*LATER ON...*
May: So, Mr. Squarepants, you ready for your date?
Spongebob: She still thinks it's gonna be you?
May: Yeah.
Spongebob: I can't do this! She probably hates me right about now.
May: *slaps him* You can give me detention for that later. But now, you gotta focus on winning her heart back!
Spongebob: You're right... I can't coward outta this! Thank you, May. And for that, I won't give you detention for slapping me.
May: *sighs* Thanks! Now get out there!
Spongebob: But the date's not even for another hour or so...
May: ...Right. I knew that.
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jun 21, 2010 17:47:30 GMT -5
SpongeBob: Oh, it's no use! This plan will fail anyway!
May: *grabs SpongeBob by the shoulders* Listen to me! Do you love this woman?!
SpongeBob: Yes.
May: You wanna hold her?!
SpongeBob: Yes!
May: WANNA PLEASE HER?!
SpongeBob: YES!!
May: *singing* THEN YA GOT TO, GOT TO, TRY A LITTLE TENDERNEEEEESS!! The chicks LOVE that romantic crap!
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