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May 2, 2008 2:08:18 GMT -5
Post by CrimsonFlameWolf on May 2, 2008 2:08:18 GMT -5
(once on the beach, CFW in Sea Wolf-Form shakes off like a big dog)
CFW in Sea Wolf-Form: (pulls out a comb and hair-dryer from nowhere and gets odd looks from those around her) "I can't just turn human without grooming! I'll smell like wet dog 'cause the residual scent will linger on me as a human if I don't groom!"
(CFW in Sea Wolf-Form grooms with the comb and hair-dryer)
(after grooming, CFW returns to her human-form)
CFW: "Okay, now about those servants...what's going to be our plan of action?" (pauses momentarily) Say, where are they anyway?"
(everyone looks around and finds the servants in big comfy chairs watching the new SBxSC episode (now on DVD) that usamerican ordered ages ago)
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May 2, 2008 11:56:33 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 11:56:33 GMT -5
usamerican: "I have a few ideas!"
usamerican: "Option A: We could replace the DVD the servants are watching with this DVD! (digs DVD out of the sand). I've been saving this in case our servants decided to rebel against us! This DVD consists of some of the worst SpongeBob episodes ever made: 'To Love a Patty', 'A Fresh Breath of Squidward', '20,000 Patties Underneath the Sea', and 'Gone'. After watching these episodes they'll be throwing up on the beach".
ussamerican: "Option B: I walk up to the servants and give them a warning to begin serving us again or face dire consequences. If the servants reject CFW transforms into a wolf and charges at the servants. Pixie will prevent the servants from escaping by transforming herself into another fearsome animal and charging at them from the opposite direction. Once the servants are trapped you both shred them to pieces"
usamerican: "Option C: Pixie transforms herself into a giant and squashes the servants!"
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May 2, 2008 14:46:54 GMT -5
Post by CrimsonFlameWolf on May 2, 2008 14:46:54 GMT -5
CFW: "Um, I'll let Pixie pick from those...I think the DVD switch is a marvelously fitting idea, but just in case..." (transforms into her scariest wolf-form - the fire wolf)
CFW in Fire Wolf-Form: (grins as heat and flames rise from her body) "Don't worry, these flames will only burn those I want them to burn." (holds up a fireball)
CFW in Fire Wolf-Form: (said while nonchalantly tossing the fireball into the air and catching it with one hand) "Hey, maybe we could combine the ideas... We could start with the DVD switch, then scare 'em as fearsome animals, and end with Pixie stomping on them. Or we could scare them for a bit, and then force them to watch the DVD usamerican has by tying them to chairs and taping their eyes open."
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May 2, 2008 15:18:14 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 15:18:14 GMT -5
usamerican: "The servants deserve to pay a severe price for defying us, so combining each idea may create a punishment that is suiting for the crime they have committed against us".
1. I will demand that our servants work for us again. 2. If/When our servants refuse you and Pixie will attack them. 3. After being shredded to the point where they can't move, we tie the servants up to chairs and force them to watch the DVD. 4. After the DVD finishes Pixie turns into a giant and squashes them.
usamerican: "I agree that we should let Pixie chose which punishment to implement. She is the one who can make all of this happen".
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May 2, 2008 15:57:17 GMT -5
Post by Erin on May 2, 2008 15:57:17 GMT -5
Pixie: "Umm ok.." (Turns in into a gaint tiger.) (Growls at all of the servants.)
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May 2, 2008 15:59:39 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 15:59:39 GMT -5
usamerican: "Servants, either you return and serve Pixie, CFW, and I or you'll face dire consequences"
(servants laugh at usamerican and throw food)
usamerican: "You're really asking for it now! Pixie! CFW! Attack!"
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May 2, 2008 16:06:46 GMT -5
Post by Erin on May 2, 2008 16:06:46 GMT -5
Pixie: (Pounces on a servant.) (Growls loadly.)
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May 2, 2008 16:20:18 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 16:20:18 GMT -5
(Pixie shreds servant and then begins to attack the others while CFW burns the servants with fire)
usamerican (taunting servants): "I told you that you guys were asking for it"
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May 2, 2008 20:52:05 GMT -5
Post by Erin on May 2, 2008 20:52:05 GMT -5
Pixie: (turns back human form.) "Well I think we made our point."
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May 2, 2008 20:57:55 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 20:57:55 GMT -5
usamerican: "Now let's force them to watch the DVD!"
(servants are strapped into a chair and forced to watch the DVD. Some try to escape, but resistance is futile)
usamerican: "Now it's time to squash them! Pixie can you transform into a giant and squash these traitors?"
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May 2, 2008 21:02:39 GMT -5
Post by Erin on May 2, 2008 21:02:39 GMT -5
Pixie: (cracks knuckles.) "My pleasure.." (Changes into a giant fairy.) "Now, It smashing time!" (Stops on them and squishes them in one step.)
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May 2, 2008 21:06:07 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 21:06:07 GMT -5
(just barely misses Pixie's foot)
usamerican: "Hey! You almost smashed me! It looks like you're having fun being a giant. What's it like?"
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May 2, 2008 21:08:57 GMT -5
Post by Erin on May 2, 2008 21:08:57 GMT -5
Pixie:"Its fun.." (Puts her hand down so usamerican and CFW can jump on.)
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May 2, 2008 21:13:25 GMT -5
Post by usamerican on May 2, 2008 21:13:25 GMT -5
(usamerican jumps onto Pixie's hand and looks up at her)
usamerican: "Gosh Pixie! You're even more beautiful as a giant"
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May 2, 2008 21:17:14 GMT -5
Post by Erin on May 2, 2008 21:17:14 GMT -5
Pixie: (Blushes.) "Thanks usamerican." (Looks at usamerican up close.) "You really cute tiny.."
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