Post by werebobwildpants on Apr 15, 2010 21:29:03 GMT -5
This episode premiered a couple weeks ago, on that five-new-SBs-in-a-row and I hated it. HATED IT.
In other words, it was the new ''Boating Buddies''
Okay, so get this; Sandy wasn't in it at ALL. That's the MILLIONTH TIME THEY'VE DONE THIS SH!T and I'm tired of it.
Here's the skinny on the entire ep: (NOTE: When I give a quick sum-up of things, I tend to shorten the characters names to quickly get this done because the keys on my laptop are really sticky.) Bob cries too much and Squid gets sick of it. So Squid says that if Bob can't go until midnight without crying, he has to move. But if Bob wins, Squid has to come over to Bob's place for a SLEEPOVER. WHAT THE HELL. Then, Bob and Squid watch a sunset (Squid's first attempt to make Bob start the ''waterworks'', as they say), and Squidward speaks in a slow smooth voice to Bob... ew. Then, another attempt when they went over to Bob's place was to make Bob watch a sad movie... and they sat WAAAAAAY too close on the couch, in my opinion. Next, Bob and Squid go back to the bedroom and they sit on the bed together and Squid reads Bob a sad story... ew, again.
Bob almost cries through every one of Squid's attempts, but ends up winning the bet anyway. So when they go back to the couch Squid starts crying because he has to spend the night with Bob. Bob leans his head on Squid's arm and closes his eyes and gives a CREEEEEEPY happy smile and then, as always, the scene fades to black, end credits, logos, commercials to fill up three minutes, yadda yadda yadda...
IF THAT WASN'T THE MOST HORRIBLE EPISODE EVER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
I advise you, if you haven't seen this one, whatever you do: do NOT, and I really mean do NOT, watch it. Unless you have a strong stomach.
In other words, it was the new ''Boating Buddies''
Okay, so get this; Sandy wasn't in it at ALL. That's the MILLIONTH TIME THEY'VE DONE THIS SH!T and I'm tired of it.
Here's the skinny on the entire ep: (NOTE: When I give a quick sum-up of things, I tend to shorten the characters names to quickly get this done because the keys on my laptop are really sticky.) Bob cries too much and Squid gets sick of it. So Squid says that if Bob can't go until midnight without crying, he has to move. But if Bob wins, Squid has to come over to Bob's place for a SLEEPOVER. WHAT THE HELL. Then, Bob and Squid watch a sunset (Squid's first attempt to make Bob start the ''waterworks'', as they say), and Squidward speaks in a slow smooth voice to Bob... ew. Then, another attempt when they went over to Bob's place was to make Bob watch a sad movie... and they sat WAAAAAAY too close on the couch, in my opinion. Next, Bob and Squid go back to the bedroom and they sit on the bed together and Squid reads Bob a sad story... ew, again.
Bob almost cries through every one of Squid's attempts, but ends up winning the bet anyway. So when they go back to the couch Squid starts crying because he has to spend the night with Bob. Bob leans his head on Squid's arm and closes his eyes and gives a CREEEEEEPY happy smile and then, as always, the scene fades to black, end credits, logos, commercials to fill up three minutes, yadda yadda yadda...
IF THAT WASN'T THE MOST HORRIBLE EPISODE EVER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
I advise you, if you haven't seen this one, whatever you do: do NOT, and I really mean do NOT, watch it. Unless you have a strong stomach.