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Post by angel624 on May 24, 2008 18:15:13 GMT -5
An explanation on what a SCRUM script is. A SCRUM script is when fans of a show get together and write a script for an episode/movie they hope happens. I participated in one for Cars, and it turned out great.
Anyhoo, y'all know that rumored episode, Surfaces of Love, right? I thought it'd be fun if we wrote the script for it! So, here we go...[/b]
*Theme song!*
Title card: Surfaces of Love, followed by the opening credits
Episode opens with a shot of Jellyfish Fields...
Enter SpongeBob, stage right, chasing a jellyfish
SpongeBob: Come here, little guy! leaps for it and catches it Gotcha!
Enter Sandy, stage left
Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob! Whatcha got?
SpongeBob: A jellyfish. lets it go; it swims to what is, presumeably, a female jellyfish, and nuzzles it; small, pink hearts appear around both jellyfishes
Sandy: Aw, well ain't that sweet?
SpongeBob: Yeah...gazes at Sandy
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Post by Erin on May 27, 2008 5:21:53 GMT -5
Sandy: Yeah.... gazes at Spongebob
There about to kiss When unfortunately there interrupted
Enter, Patrick stage left
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Post by angel624 on May 27, 2008 12:51:03 GMT -5
Patrick: Hi, guys, what're ya doing?
SpongeBob & Sandy, flustered and slightly embarassed, pull away from each other
Sandy: Well, uh...I was...uh...leaving. Bye! runs away
Patrick: to SpongeBob What was THAT all about?
SpongeBob: I dunno...but...I think...Sandy...was about kiss me....
Patrick: Kiss you?! Yuck! Squirrel cooties!
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Post by usamerican on May 27, 2008 14:36:11 GMT -5
SpongeBob: "Squirrel cooties! What's that?"
Patrick: "You get squirrel cooties whenever you kiss a squirrel. Slowly over time you'll become a squirrel yourself! You don't want to become a squirrel like Sandy because you'll need to wear a water helmet and suit if you ever want to play with me, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs again!"
SpongeBob: "Oh no! Is there a cure Patrick!"
Patrick: "Yes, but it is a long procedure" (Patrick quickly changes into his doctor uniform)
SpongeBob: "Please! Help me! Doctor Patrick!"
Patrick: "Sure SpongeBob! Anything for a friend!"
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Post by angel624 on May 27, 2008 17:23:28 GMT -5
SpongeBob: Great! All I need is a vaccine for squirrel cooties, so then Sandy and I can -- realizes he's almost said to much
Patrick: So you two can what?
SpongeBob: Nothing!
Patrick: SpongeBob...places an arm on SpongeBob's shoulder...is there something you need to tell me?
SpongeBob: Well, it's just that...for the many years I've known Sandy, just the thought of her makes me bahbedisahmesakahlalala....
Patrick: ...huh?
SpongeBob: She makes me wanna heart pounds loudly and dramatically, eyes pop out of his head, and he howls like a wolf
Patrick: ...huh?
SpongeBob: I've got it bad, man. I. Am. In. Love. With. SANDY CHEEKS!!!
Patrick: Holy cannoli, you said it! You actually said it!
Enter Squidward
Squidward: Ha! You owe me ten bucks, Patrick!
Patrick gives him the ten bucks, and Squidward leaves.
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Post by Erin on May 27, 2008 20:00:28 GMT -5
Spongebob:Getting back on topic. Patrick somehow I gotta tell Sandy how I feel...
Patrick: Tried to think up a plan. "I got it!" "
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Post by angel624 on May 28, 2008 9:51:39 GMT -5
Scene cuts to a dungeon, where SpongeBob dangles head-down from the ceiling and Patrick uses a paintbrush to coat him with grape jelly.
SpongeBob: Patrick, how is this gonna help me tell Sandy I love her?
Patrick: Do you want to be protected from squirrel cooties or not?!
*Bubble sequence!*
Scene -- SpongeBob's living room
Patrick: Now, all you gotta do is pick up the phone, call Sandy, and tell her how you feel.
SpongeBob: *gulp* does so; split-screen showing both SpongeBob and Sandy
Sandy: Hello?
SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy.
Sandy: Oh, howdy, SpongeBob! *to offstage* Shut up, y'all, it's him! *to SpongeBob* What's up?
SpongeBob: Well, in the many years I've known you, Sandy, just the thought of you makes me bahbedisahmesakahlalala....
Sandy: ...SpongeBob?...
SpongeBob: What I meant to say was dabbagabbadoodoowoohoo....
Sandy: ...SpongeBob, did you try to drink barbecue sauce straight up again?
SpongeBob: No, but...*gets an idea*...hey, Sandy, I wanna learn how to barbecue Texas-style. Can I come over so you can teach me how? I'll tell you what I wanted to tell you over said barbecue dinner. Great! See you in a couple of hours! Bye! *hangs up*
Sandy: ...*shrugs and hangs up*
Patrick: Wow. A barbecue. CAN I COME?! WOO-HOO!!!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Pat, not today. I'm telling a beautiful girl who's way out of my league that I love her, and I'm making dinner for her. Neptune knows how this is gonna end!
SpongeBob starts to imagine how it could end, but Patrick shooes away the thought bubble.
Patrick: Don't think about it! You'll jinx it!
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Post by Erin on May 30, 2008 5:11:50 GMT -5
a few hours later
Scene -- Spongebob's back yard.
Spongebob: Is sitting a picnic in front of his grill.
Enter Sandy stage left.
Sandy:sneaks up behind him. And gives him a quick tap on his shoulder.
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Post by angel624 on May 30, 2008 13:02:43 GMT -5
SpongeBob: AHHHHH I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT -- !!! Oh, hi, Sandy.
Sandy: Y'all ready to start grillin'?
SpongeBob: I'm read--
Sandy starts the grill; flames leap from it as though hell itself is contained inside it
SpongeBob: --dy?
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Post by Erin on May 30, 2008 15:09:28 GMT -5
Sandy: laughed
Spongebob: laughed as well. So what else is there to do?
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Post by angel624 on May 30, 2008 16:08:51 GMT -5
Sandy: Well, now ya gotta put the meat on the grill, like this! she puts a krabby patty on the grill; the flames leap up omniously Now you try.
SpongeBob: *thinking* Come on, SpongeBob! It's only a tiny little bit of fire...that can...burn you...but you're doing this in the name of love! *out loud* For you, Sandy; I'LL DO IT!!!
dramatic slow-motion sequence of SpongeBob picking up a patty and putting it on the grill, yanking his arm back as the flames leap up
SpongeBob: I...did it? I did it! Whoo-hoo!
Sandy: Great job, SpongeBob! Now we only gotta six more patties to go!
record scratches
SpongeBob: ...six more?...
Sandy: giggles It ain't a Texas barbecue without lots of barbecued meat.
SpongeBob: *squeaks* Oh, merciful Neptune! *normal* I mean, uh, great! Let's get these babies on the grill.
Sandy: And the quicker we do, the sooner I'll finally get to know what you were going to say...
SpongeBob: What was that?
Sandy: Nothin'!
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Post by Erin on May 30, 2008 21:29:12 GMT -5
Spongebob: Thought to himself Did she hear what I said before? Nah...
a few burnt patties later.
Spongebob and Sandy are sitting at there seats at the picnic table.
Eating the few Krabby Patties that Spongebob didn't burn. Well really Spongebob was the one really eating them, since Sandy had that whole 'Helmet' thing.
Sandy: watching Spongebob eat in a gaze.
Spongebob: gulped down the late bite of his sandwich. Now
Sandy what I was going to say before was.. That I--- He tried to get the words out but was to afraid. So he instead...
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Post by angel624 on May 31, 2008 9:54:19 GMT -5
SpongeBob: Well, I--
Sandy: gazing excitedly and expectantly Yes?!
SpongeBob: ...I just wanted to say --
Sandy: bouncing eagerly in her seat, grin on her face YES?!
SpongeBob: ...I like your new helmet.
Sandy: freezes
SpongeBob: ...Sandy...?...!
Sandy: That's it? That's what you wanted to tell me?
SpongeBob: Uh...
Sandy: I can not believe it! After all these years, I thought you were going to tell me something -- three measly lil' words! -- and instead I get, "Nice helmet," ?!?! Squarepants, I expected better from you!
SpongeBob: Wha'? You actually wanted me to say --
Sandy: If you ain't gonna say it, then I will! I! Love! You!
SpongeBob: ...really?
Sandy: *conversationally* Well, yeah, of course. I mean, you put up with all my crazy stunts, and even try to keep up. I don't know of anyone who'd do that for me.
SpongeBob: Well, it's mainly because I love you. *gasp!*
Sandy: blushing and smiling See, now that wasn't so hard, now was it?
Sandy takes a deep breath, removes her helmet, and kisses SpongeBob upon his lips.
Patrick's rock rises
Patrick: WHOOOOO!!! GO, SPONGEBOB!!!!
Sandy: puts helmet back on Why, you little --! Get outta here, Patrick, before I hogtie ya!
Patrick: NOT AGAIN!
Rock falls
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Post by Erin on May 31, 2008 11:27:30 GMT -5
Spongebob:Blushed. Getting back on topic. So....What Now?
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Post by angel624 on May 31, 2008 17:00:41 GMT -5
Sandy: ponders this
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