Rock-A-Bye Bivalve: SpongeXSandy Style

[howsimplylovely]

(Sorry if this is long....... )
He thought a moment. All the delicious Krabby Patties waiting for their preparation in the Krusty Krab kitchen....Mr. Krabs' shining face there to greet him at the door..*flash a picture of a disgustingly disturbed Mr. Krabs*...Squidward's indifference...
Then again, he thought, here's Sandy...asleep in my bed and our... the baby, due to wake up any minute. She'll need my help with all the baby stuff.
"I think I'd better call....call...call in s-s-sick today," he said aloud, the words sounding strange to him. "Come on Squarepants. You can do this, Sandy needs you."
He picked up the conch-shaped telephone, resting on a little table against the wall, dialed the Krusty Krab's number, and was greeted by Squidward's not-so-enthusiastic voice.
"Krusty Krab. How can I help you...?"
"Uh..hey Squidward. Could I talk to Mr. Krabs, please?"
"Spongebob?!" Squidward said angrily. "Why aren't you at work?!"
"I..uh..I'm...sick." He turned and looked at the shifting form of Sandy beneath the sheets.
"Ohhh! Well then, sure! You'd better stay home today Spongebob. I'll just get him for you." Squid's tone was much happier than before and soon Mr. Krabs' voice could be heard on the other end.
Spongebob answered, "Hey Mr. Krabs, it's Spongebob. I..I won't be coming into work today because..."
"What!? Because why, boy?"
"Because...I'm..sick."
"Sick? You'd better be on your deathbed if you're gonna go off and miss work, boy."
"...B-b-but...I....-"
"Who are you talking to Spongebob?" Sandy's voice said right from behind him.
"Wha...!?" Said Spongebob, turning to find her just a step away, rubbing her eyes from inside her helmet. "Me?! Oh, I'm just callin' work to say..-"
"Spongebob, who're ya talkin' to?" Asked Mr. Krabs on the other side of the line. "Is that a girl I hear? The mammal...Sandy?"
"Whatt!!Oh! No! That's just...Gary, Mr. Krabs. Gary. See?" He meowed like his pet snail."Just good, ol' Gar Bear."
"What're you talkin' about, Spongbob?" Asked Sandy, her hands on her hips.
"Har har har! Sure it is, boy! You and Gary just go on and rest now. I'll be needin' ya back first thing tomorrow morning. Have fun gettin' well now, Spongebob! Har har har!" He hung up laughing before Spongebob could say anything more.
He turned around slowly. "Um, that was just Mr. Krabs... since we have the baby I thought I should stay...I told him..."
"Y'all told him I was a snail. Why'd you go and cover me up like that?" She said, not angrily, but playfully.
........

[Erin]

"I--just--thought.." He began to stutter. "Maybe--you--wouldn't.." He couldn't help but blush at his words. He then sighed deeply. "Look, I'm sorry Sandy.." "I just didn't want him to think--" He was then then cut off by a sudden knock at the door.

[howsimplylovely]

They both were startled and looking at the door.
Sandy then looked down at her feet and sighed, "You gonna get that?"
He noticed her sudden change of mood, but he quietly replied "oh...yeah" and went toget the door....

[Erin]

He then opened the door, it was Squidward. Spongebob looked up at him and gave him a puzzled look. "Squiward what are you doing here?"

[Muffin]

(completely forgot about this) -_- And why are we suddenly talking in 3rd person?

Squidward: (folds arms/things) "I haven't been able to find my clarinet, and you're the only one that I suspect of taking it from me. What did you do with it, and what are you using it for?!"

SpongeBob: (laughs nervously) "I seriously have no idea where your clarinet is, so--" (tries to shut the door, but Squidward stops him)

Squidward: (shakes fist) "Listen SpongeBoob, I know you-- (stops when he sees Sandy) What's your girlfriend doing here?" (snickers)

[Erin]

Spongebob: (He blushed.) (Sweat started to cover his face.) "Uhh.." "Were kind of.." "Umm.."

Squidward: (He smirked.) "Well, well I didn't you had it in you.."

Spongebob: (Concerned tone.) "What do you mean?"

Squidward: (He pointed at Sandy laying in his bed.)

Spongebob: (Blushed.) "Oh that, well were kinda of.." "Taking care of this baby....."

[Muffin]

Squidward: (doesn't even see, nor looks at the scallop) "Whatever you say SpongeBob..." (laughs to himself as he walks out the door)

SpongeBob: (bangs head on the wall) "I'm so stupid...(turns around to see Sandy just sitting there, looking annoyed and tired) Heh, that Squidward, he's always--"

Sandy: (shakes head) "Just-- Never mind. I'll go fix Junior some breakfast, then I'll be heading... (pause) Home I guess..."

[Erin]

Spongebob: (Sees her sadly walk away.) "You don't have to go.." "If you don't want to.."

[Muffin]

Sandy: "Well um... (tries to think of an excuse) You just can't take care of the baby alone, can you?"

SpongeBob: (smiles randomly) "Probably not..."

Sandy: "Alright then. I'll go get Junior a bottle..." (walks away, down the stairs)

Bleh, my mind is dead today. Someone think of something fluffy and cute.

[Erin]

Spongebob: I'll go with you..." (Follows you.)

(They walk into the kitchen.)

Sandy: (Fetches the bottle.) (She then feed junior and put him down for his after noon nap.)

Spongebob & Sandy: (Sit on the couch and watch some TV.)

[Muffin]

Sandy: (randomly flips through the channels) (huffs) "I really don't know what happened to all the good TV shows. All the stuff on this TV makes no sense at all."

SpongeBob: (stares blankly at her hand) "Yeah, I don't know what happened to them either..." (suddenly gets a flashback what happened that last night) Why the heck did we kiss anyway? It doesn't make sense... Sandy-- A really nice girl-- wanted to kiss me? It doesn't make sense at all. Should I talk to her about it? (glances nervously at Sandy again, who is completely concentrated on the show) Maybe...

Sandy: "Hey, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob jumps, due to the silence) Could you go check on Junior really quick? I thought I heard somethin'..."

SpongeBob: (Tries to get up) "Uh, yeah, of course, Sandy!" (smacks self as he walks out of the living room)

Junior: (is making little sounds, hopping up and down and around in his crib thing)

SpongeBob: (smiles to self) "Are you not tired? Here, I'll bring you in the living room..." (picks Junior up, and carries him to the living room)

-_-;; I can't think... Sorry everybody.

[Erin]

(Spongebob, Sandy and Junior continue to watch TV.) (A soap opera then pops up on TV.)

[Muffin]

LOL, always with the TV...

SpongeBob: Oh, of course... This just makes my day even better. (looks weirdly at the screen) Sandy? Are you watching this? Cause if you're not, could you--"

Sandy: (stares at him weirdly) "Yeah, I'm watching it. Why?"

SpongeBob: (scoots farther away from her, rocking Junior) "Never mind..."

[Erin]

Sandy:(Frowns.) "What's wrong?"

[Muffin]

SpongeBob: (looks at the ground weirdly) "Nothing... Just-- You can watch. I'm OK with it."

Junior: (tilts his head) (smiles in a cute, Kawaii way) "CHEEP!"