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Post by 404 on Jul 6, 2009 10:35:28 GMT -5
One day in the year of the sponge, came a time remembered well when a couple from Bikini bottom had a son, and his name was Spongebob.
-24 years later-
404: Hey, Everyone! I built a time machine!
Sandy: Shoot! He beat me to it!
404: But sadly, it only goes to the 80s.
SB: That's what you get when you have a nerd who's a fan of 80s music.
404: quite. anyways, im gonna try it out now. lets set it to October 1987 ~ West London, England.
/\\/\/\\\\\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\//\\\
404: OMG! ITS RICK ASTLEY!!!
Rick: Hi, you wanna hear my newest song?
404: You mean Never Gonna Give You Up?
Rick: *nods* HIT IT!
404: Wow, I gotz rickrolled by the master, anyways...
\/\\\/\/\\\\\/\/\\//\TIME TRAVEL!\\/\//\\/\\/
404: As I said, it only goes to the 80s and whatever the REAL "present time" is.
Sandy: But what about...
404:Yes, it corrects your time-space paradoxes.
SB: Can we go to July 1986 Next?
404: Why?
SB: I was born July 14, 1986.
404: Thats a week from now!
SB: Yeah! I is goin to be 24 soon!
404: Anyways, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE SB BORN COME ON IN!
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Post by amarabellagirl on Jul 6, 2009 14:15:06 GMT -5
ME: I WANNA SEE HIM GET BORN!
Sandy: That's kind of..................wierd.
Spongebob: I wanna see me get born too!
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Post by Muffin on Jul 6, 2009 14:19:34 GMT -5
Muffin: "NO IT'S NOT, IT'S A FACT OF LIFE."
SpongeBob: "...Did that make any sense at all?"
Muffin: "Not really, no."
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Post by Jingle on Jul 6, 2009 18:15:44 GMT -5
Jingle: Ooo I wanna go!
Sandy: Are we gonna go soon or are we gonna wait for the whole world to join us?
SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready!
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Post by carcrasher88 on Jul 6, 2009 18:32:01 GMT -5
CC: Room for 1 more?
Sandy: Fine, but that's it.
Spongebob: Well, are we ready to go?
CC: Alright, let's go. Fire it up!
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Post by 404 on Jul 6, 2009 18:58:18 GMT -5
404:ok, here's the cool thing about this, it is much bigger in the inside than it looks here, so thats GIANT!, and MY 80s time machine. I get to decide when we go. so I decide we go now, If anyone gets left behind, they can catch up with that second one i built.
404:ok, lets set the controls to July 14th of 1986.
\//\\//\\/\//\//\/\//\/\/\\//\/\\//\/\\//\\//\/\/\/\/\\/\\\\\//\
404: ok, were here!
*time machine breaks*
404: ahh---shrimp, i guess were stuck on 1986. WHY CANT IT BE 1987!?
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Post by Jingle on Jul 7, 2009 14:33:47 GMT -5
Jingle: What we're stuck? Oh great. Does that mean now there's going to be two SpongeBob's?
SpongeBob: Hey what's so wrong with that?
Jingle: Nothing... Just uh... never mind.
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Post by carcrasher88 on Jul 7, 2009 14:41:47 GMT -5
CC: Well, it could be worse. (Imagines being in the late 1930's)
Spongebob: Yeah, he's right.
Sandy: Can't argue with that.
CC: See, they agree with me!
Spongebob: Well, what are we going to do now?
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Post by 404 on Jul 7, 2009 14:46:21 GMT -5
404:ok, as long as this SB doesnt touch baby SB, we should be good. If he does, in theory, there is gonna be a big explosion of some sort. well, as long as we're in the 80s... 3 words: BIG FASHION DISASTER. just dress in bad clothes (bad for the eye not beaten up through time) and we should blend in.
Sandy: But what if... we wait for 24 or 25 years or so?
404: Nope , too slow. But what about the second time machine? If someone could just enter it, and operate it right to this exact time, were good. IN THE MEAN TIME, WHO WANTS TO SEE SPONGEBOB GET BORN!?
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Post by carcrasher88 on Jul 7, 2009 15:00:00 GMT -5
CC: Well, that's what we came here for. I'm in.
Spongebob: Same here! (he raises hid hand)
CC: Well, anyone else?
(temporary silence)
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Post by Muffin on Jul 7, 2009 15:52:38 GMT -5
Muffin: "I dozed off for a bit, BUT, I'm still alive!"
SpongeBob: "...How stupid are these people?"
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Post by 404 on Jul 7, 2009 19:14:02 GMT -5
404: *rocking out to Journey" ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, OOH EVERYNIGHT
Muffin: Umm...
404: OH. sorry bout that. really good song round this time. anyways... HERE HE COMES!
doctor: PUSH!!
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Post by Jingle on Jul 8, 2009 17:54:38 GMT -5
Jingle: Oh that looks like it hurts! Come get me when it's over, I'll be outside.
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Post by carcrasher88 on Jul 8, 2009 18:40:02 GMT -5
CC: Ok, we will. Anybody see any magazines anywhere?
Spongebob: You came here to see this and all you want to do is READ?!
CC: I get sidetracked from time to time.
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Post by 404 on Jul 8, 2009 19:12:15 GMT -5
404: ümm... yeah... theres good stüff over there *points to magazine rack* and why do all my ü have those kyüt (cute) two littile dot thingies... anywhü... I think this is one of those time machines where they cant see or hear üs... ümm... let me try. *starts singing and doing arm movements* NEVER GONNA GIVR YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Mrs. SquarePants: Lets name him Rick.
Mr. S.P. : No! I was thinking Robert.
Mrs. S.P.: Ok, we'll name him SpongeBob. Bob for robert!
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