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Post by Muffin on Oct 18, 2009 17:56:14 GMT -5
Just a few minutes ago I saw some of that crappy chain mail people post on random dA profiles. Some of the letters are so stupid you wonder why people waste their lives thinking that it will actually work. SO, since I hate chain mail with a burning passion, I created the Chain Mail Parody game/thing.
All you have to do is make up a chain letter. It can be as stupid as possible because... well... it's chain mail! It's always stupid/pointless.
EXAMPLE:
SUPPOSEDLY TEH PHONE WILL RING RIGHT AFTER YOU READ THIS.
HOPE THIS WORKS!!!!1!!11ONE
DRAMATIC SPAAAAAAACE
STORIES:
When Debbie McButtington didn't forward this obviously REEEEAL chain letter in .5634863468386 seconds, a giant flying Michael Jackson with orange feet came to her house and ate her hamster. Shortly after doing so, he preformed Thriller and then stole her microwave. Hey, I was there, so I should know!
Hai i'm liek sally and omg if u dnt forward dis lettr 2 90001 ppl n .5634863468386 secs dat tree n ur backyard will eet ur mom. it happened 2 me, so liek, i should kno!
SO UM... MAKE A WISH OR SOMETHING OF EQUAL STUPIDITY
MOAR SPACE!!!!
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STOP! CONGRATS, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY GOT THROUGH THIS CHAIN LETTER WITHOUT YOUR EYES EXPLODING ALL OVER YOUR NEW SHIRT.
NOW GET OUT.
Begin!
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Post by Jingle on Oct 18, 2009 21:37:33 GMT -5
Ok! (I actually read this once) DON'T READ THIS!! You will be kissed by the person of your dreams on the next Friday if you post this to ten other quizzes in the next hour. If you DON'T, then you will die in a car wreck in three days. This really works!!!
Stupid huh? And here's one I'm just gonna make up as I go!
~If you like read this, yer gonna like die unless you post this to like five other places and stuff. So you better post it. I know this like works and stuff cause it happend to me. I only posted it to seven places instead of five cuz I like didn't wanna waste me time cuz I'm like smart and stuff ya know. So yeah, I died in like my closet cuz I was like checking myself out and stuff. My neck got caught in a zipper from my scarf and I like totally died. You shoulda like been there. So anyways, I'm makin this thingee to like help other people not die and stuff. So like yeah. post it other places. Do it now! (in a high whiny voice)~
And you gotta read this in a preppy voice or else it's not as funny! Lol! So what did you think? Annoying right? I hate when people talk like this!
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Post by daredevilsponge on Oct 19, 2009 21:40:18 GMT -5
lol nice ones!!!! XD
mine:
OMG OMG jessica stupidson didnt forward this to 367 people in 5 seconds..... so when she was sleeping, The Shredder came in and totally shredded up her dad!!! NO JOKE!!!!!!!!
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Send this to 89 people in 2 seconds, and tap your nose 78 times, jump 6 times, tap your fist 140 times, then send this to 82 more people, and your secret crush will so totally dig you! and when you minimize, you'll see a message from them! If you DON'T, hannah montana will burst in wearing Kanye West's shutter glasses and sing the Brady Bunch theme song, then steal all your board games! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jingle on Oct 20, 2009 21:12:38 GMT -5
Here's a stupid one!
If you read this, you have to stand outside on your head while licking a salt block five times and saying "A pirate's life is the life for me." Then you have to jump out a ten story window onto a blimp controlled by a human/cow and scream "I believe I can fly!" over and over until you swallow an elephants toenail. Then you must post this to five other places or else Ronald McDonald will come out of your TV on his next commercial and do the Cha Cha slide on your kitchen table while holding a picture of your aunts favorite bottle of ketchep. This really works!
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Post by amarabellagirl on Oct 21, 2009 17:28:50 GMT -5
YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!! XD I'm gonna try one.
If you don't post this to 11000777888 places in 5 minutes, you'll have to dance and sing the "Do You Like Waffles?" song on your front lawn while doing five-hundred and three cartweels in your pool, wearing a purple and pink pokadotted bathing suit with a picture of a donkey on it.
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Post by Jingle on Oct 29, 2009 20:02:40 GMT -5
Everyone should press F11 and Shift at the same time! It's soooo awesome! (do it again to change it back)
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Post by lilmissranduum on Oct 29, 2009 20:29:11 GMT -5
Ahaha thats awwwesome. but you dont have to use the shift, just F11
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Post by Jingle on Oct 31, 2009 12:53:35 GMT -5
Yea.... but it's fun
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Post by lilmissranduum on Oct 31, 2009 22:58:10 GMT -5
Lolzz ;D
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Post by Jingle on Nov 14, 2009 19:24:30 GMT -5
I forgot what the funny one was... there was a thing you could do and it would close the window you were on. (I used to prank people with that all the time  ) |
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Post by 404 on Dec 25, 2009 15:15:03 GMT -5
FORWARD THIS LETTER IN LESS THAN HALF A NANOSECOND TO 10TRILLION PEOPLE!!! IF YOU DO, YOU GET CHOCOLATE PIE!!! IF YOU DONT,WELL, READ THESE STORIES...
STORY #1:
2-Year old Kane McCain read this while looking at his dad's laptop. A skunk got doodie allover him, he smelled horrible and 22 years later, he still does. He can't attract a girl, He can't get a job and He got so poor he died 3 seconds before you read this
STORY #2:
Bernard Sanderson read this message just before his big basketball game.They lost 0 to 69759384. He was so sad, he didnt notice the Lamborghini going at OVER 9000 miles an hour while crossing the street and lets just say he got ran over.
STORY #3:
Mike Hawk (lol love the name) read this and He inspontaneously combusted (aka set on fire for no reason AT ALL) at the mall. He got burnt. This is a true story, people.
now, a gigantic space followed by a wave of asterisks
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WELL, ITS BEEN MORE THAN HALF A NANOSECOND, YOU'LL DIE SOON
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Post by Muffin on Dec 26, 2009 8:39:47 GMT -5
THESE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
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Post by 404 on Jan 31, 2010 23:56:31 GMT -5
HI BILLY MAYS HERE ON 2009 JUNE 26TH I DIED BUT NOBDY CARED BECAUSE THE WHITE PEDOPHILE WAS MORE IMPORTANT SO IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 328945Y923290423941B29 PEOPLE I WILL TIE UP YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH MIGHTY PUDDY AND POUR OXI CLEAN DOWN YOUR THROATS BUT WAIT THERES MORE!I WILL THROW IN A DELUXE OXI CLEAN TO GET OUT THE BLOOD STAINS!IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!
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