Twilight is PHAIL!

[werebobwildpants]

Lemme give you guys some reasons why Twilight is PHAIL!

1. Stephanie Myer is an arrogant fool.
2. Bella is a whiny emo Mary-Sue.
3. Edward says he's dangerous five thousand times in the book.
4. People say it's the new HP (I LOVE YOU, HARRY POTTER!).
5. The fangirls are idiots.
6. People won't get over the fact that Harry Potter was published in 1999, while Twilight was published in 2005.
7. Edward SPARKLES.
8. Just because he turns into a real wolf, does not mean Jacob is a werewolf. He's just SHAPESHIFTING.
9. Jacob is a baby-whiner because he can't have Bella.
10. It pushed the Eragon Series RIGHT OFF the New York list! (I LOVE YOU TOO, ERAGON!)
11. Edward is an abusive pedo.
12. Bella is a nacro.
13. Everyone is all gaga for Taylor STINKIN' Lautner.
14. Rob Pattinson looks like he's drunk.
15. Kristen Stewart left her boyfriend for Pattinson, and is going to marry him soon. (WTH?!)
16. No one shuts up about it.
17. The acting was horrible.
18. Almost all my friends won't talk to me because I hate Twilight.
19. I read a little of it and wanted to gouge my eyes out.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON...

20. The book. Is. Poorly. Written.

[amarabellagirl]

I don't mind Twilight. but I don't really like it. Everyone is upsessing over it, it bothers me.

[graphicsgirl]

Agree with M on this one! Twilight SUCKS! I can't stand it! Never will like it! I've got some more reasons to add on the list:

1: Vampires that don't have fangs, kill people and die in the sun are not real vampires!

2: The soundtrack gets on your nerves!

3: Again, how much people go on about it!

4: I HAD TO REVIEW FOR ENGLISH LAST TERM! (It's wasn't my choice, It was because my class kept misbehaving! And I couldn't write a good review without swearing)

5: This stupid Team Edward, Team Jacob thing. I'm on Team Twilight Is SOOOOO Stupid It Should Burn!

6: The way how it puts classic vampires to shame!

7: The fact how two of the books are named after Astronomy stuff (New Moon and Eclipse)...I love Astronomy!


Twilight sucks, sucks, sucks! Thank God I'm writing a vampire novel to take my mind off it...it won't get published though.

[werebobwildpants]

Hooraaaay for yoooou!

[Muffin]

Edward does look like he's hungover all the time. And Kristen Stewart... she doesn't know how to smile. Instead she stands there with her mouth open, staring into space.

Almost anyone could write a better book than Twilight.

[graphicsgirl]

Duh!

[amarabellagirl]

MY friends and I were watching it at school once, my friend Joslin likes twilight, but she does say that Bella does keep her mouth open the WHOLE movie.

[graphicsgirl]

Not to mention the endless blinking!

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

I hate twilight! Alecard is a vampire! Edward? Not so much
F**k team edward and Jacob I'm on team Ragamuffin (LOL)

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

The only thing i was upset about was that my fav band decided to sing in the sound track...why Linkin Park? WHY?!?

[werebobwildpants]

I know right?! LP is teh awesomes!

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

OMFG! I KNOW!!!

[graphicsgirl]

If any of you guys are on Facebook, there's a great group on there called F**K TWILIGHT. And there's anther called Twilight is A Disease but you can't comment on that one.

[werebobwildpants]

This is the first time I actually don't detest facebook with all my heart.

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

XD