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Post by werebobwildpants on Dec 11, 2009 23:35:28 GMT -5
LULZ
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Post by Spaghetti on Jan 4, 2010 11:30:15 GMT -5
God, I knew I was going to find a Twilight thread in here. Boy, do I hate Twilight! It's sexist, promotes necrophilia and pedophilia and teaches you to let the man handle everything (which is a huge step-backwards for women fighting for equal rights everywhere. The Suffragettes are rolling in their graves!) Actually, Twilight sends out really poor messages to the young, impressionable girls of our generation. Examples like; get married and have kids before you're even out of school. Also, SMeyer constantly rapes the thesaurus. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR THESAURUS??? The fangirls are freaking stupid. They do not know how vampires are supposed to look like. Sparkling vamps? Really? SMeyer has set vampires backwards, like 100 years. Read this thread on FF.net simply titled 'Why we all hate Twilight.' It's great. I'm suprised no b!tchy fangirls havn't attacked this thread or the FF.net thread yet  LINK TO THREAD: forum.fanfiction.net/topic/31628/19569555/1/ |
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jan 4, 2010 12:01:36 GMT -5
No one's attacked this thread yet because we're all sensible here! Yeah we're Spandy fan girls but have brains! Now I'm planning on writing a fantasy-romance novel (it has vampire characters, including the female lead, but it has werewolves too so I'll call ROMANCE instead of VAMPIRE) and yeah my story changes the way vampires react in sunlight but they still DIE in it (it depends on how long they spend the sun at a time, 10+ seconds= death, any time less than that= illness). Anyway, TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!! I would start a series of good old British swearing but I might get banned...
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Post by Spaghetti on Jan 13, 2010 8:19:36 GMT -5
Ok, after writing my Twilight/Spongebob hatefic on FF.Net, it seems it's getting attetion on the forums  |
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jan 13, 2010 8:28:36 GMT -5
These are my only two Twilight themed statuses on FaceBook:
#1:
Me: has just read a LOL fanfic on FF.Net, i mite post it here if i get permission from the author, but if i don't it's called "if sandy read twilight" in the spongebob crossover bit, almost 4got 2 meantion, it's a hatefic (and it ain't hating spongebob so...)
(no comments there)
#2:
Me: i think i mite read "if sandy read twilight" on FF.Net for a third time because it's so good!
Polly: Theres a book out that i saw an advert for the other day you might like... New Moan . It takes the mick out of new moon.
Megan: same i love newmoon but i wanna read it
Me: what's that got 2 do with me?
Megan: duuno x
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jan 15, 2010 8:25:10 GMT -5
WEEEEEELL... the bottom line is that Twilight SUCKS and all of us know it.
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jan 15, 2010 8:29:48 GMT -5
HERE HERE!
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Post by peaches2217 on Jan 15, 2010 17:29:13 GMT -5
HERE HERE HERE!!!
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jan 15, 2010 18:31:46 GMT -5
WE ARE HERE! WE ARE HERE! WE ARE HERE!
Anybody want a new signature? Nobody seems to like to come to my shop : (
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Post by peaches2217 on Jan 15, 2010 18:36:31 GMT -5
I just like quoteing my face shows/upcoming stories and randomness in my sig. I dunno.
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Post by werebobwildpants on Jan 15, 2010 18:52:21 GMT -5
Oh... : (
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Post by Spaghetti on Jan 25, 2010 12:59:09 GMT -5
One of these days, the fangirls will look back on Twilight and say: "What the hell have we been reading?"
Very unlikely but in the future...
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jan 25, 2010 13:59:27 GMT -5
I heard one of my English teachers saying we might be doing the Horror genre sometime (eg: Dracula, Frankeinstein...) and I can imagine what it would be like if my form did Dracula...
Me: (writing) I was frozen to the spot as I was hypnotized by his blood red eyes. He plunged his fangs into my flesh and I felt myself changing, my teeth getting sharper, my mind turning more and more evil and I felt no emotion...
Cecily: This is like so boring! Twilight's heaps better! Dracula didn't drive cars!
Georgi: (sticking head into classroom) Yeah! Dracula's just kill men and get some girls and live in hell for 100 years and do it all over again!
Calun: Your not even in this form Georgi so get out!
Cecily, Poppy, Issy etc...(aka the snobs): SHUT UP CALUN!
Me: (groans)
(I don't think the fan girls are gonna think it's crap over time, the Twilight fad'll just go away over time, Look at Roald Dahl, he was one of the greatest authors of all time and now no one's heard of him!)
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Post by Spaghetti on Jan 26, 2010 15:53:15 GMT -5
What? I LOVE Roald Dahl! How can no-one have heard of him??? Today's generation are saddos.  I found my mom's copy of Dracula in the car At least SOMEONE knows what vamps are supposed to be like... e.g.: MY MOM! PS: Does it really matter if vamps can drive a car or not? -_- |
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jan 27, 2010 10:26:00 GMT -5
I have no idea why the Twilight lovers at my school think vamps driving cars is cool and makes a story good, it would be crap if Twilight watched SpongeBob!
PS: ROALD DAHL ROCKS! *glomps Centipede from James and the Giant Peach*
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