School Play!

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My school had a Christmas play today and guess what! They had a letter from SpongeBob in it!!! Ok, not a real letter (duh) but they had a part of the play where they were reading "letters to Santa" and they put the funniest thing! So, here's how the letter went:

Dear Santa,

It's me! SpongeBob, your biggest fan! First off, I'd like to thank you for making a special trip all the way down to Bikini Bottom just for us! As for what I want, do you think you could maybe send me a new pineapple house? I think mine is starting to rot...
And one more thing! Would it be too much to ask ti hit puberty? I really wanna start dating squirrels! Oh... I mean, girls! (I CANNOT believe that put that in the play! I burst out laughing sooooo hard!) Your friend from under the sea, SpongeBob.

Eeeee! I STILL can't believe it!!!

[peaches2217]

That's awesome. That's just awesome.

[Erin]

OMG! THAT WAS AWESOME! XDD I LAUGHED INSANELY! LOL.

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

LOL!!!

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The only thing is, the squirrel part was an accident. He wasn't supposed to say squirrels but there was this inside joke thing about Sandy being why he wanted to "hit puberty" XD You should've seen the look on Mrs. Yates (the choir teacher) face! It was hilarious! That's one of the reasons I quit choir. If we even made the tiniest mistake, she would stop the song in the MIDDLE of a play, and make us start over. -_-

[lilmissranduum]

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD (and still am) WHEN I READ THAT! there seems to be more and more hints!! AWESOME! ;D

[ukulady]

OMG THAT WAS AWESOME! *applause*

[musiclover06]

OMG!!! They know about Spandy!!! LOL!

[Muffin]

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. But why did they use SpongeBob's letter in the play...? *is slow*

[Jingle]

Umm... I have no idea. They were just using a bunch of letters ( aka Hannah Montana, the school principle, Cinderella, Frosty the Snowman) to pass time while the people got ready for their singing part.