1. SpongeBob
2. Patrick
3. Sandy
4. Squidward
5. Plankton
6. Karen
7. Squilliam
8. Pearl
9. JKL
10. Mindy
11. Miss Puff
12. Mr. Krabs
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
KAREN AND MISS PUFF!?! DEAR GOD, NO!! Meh no likey teh femslash!
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Squidward was only hot when he was all handsome n' stuff... BUT YEAH! SQUIDDYPANTS IS N-O-T -H-O-T
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Mr. Krabs and Pearl?!?! INCEST! The baby would be HORRIBLY disfigured!!!
4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
No. But, JKL is the BEST SPECIAL CHARACTER EVERRRR!!! I LUFF HIM! A fanfic would be good, though.
5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Pat and Karen? Nah. Plankton would get JEALOUS!!
6) 5/9 or 5/10?
Plankton and Mindy (I don't support them, but its better than JKL/Plankton!!!!)
7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Patrick: Duh...
Krabs: IT'S NOT WHAT YE THINK IT IS, SQUILLIAM, MEH BOY!!!
Squilliam: MY EYEES! THEY'RE BLEEEEEEDIIIIING!!!
8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
Sandy/Mindy... LOL YAH, RAIGHT. OKAI, SO SANDEE WENT UP 2 MINDEH AND THEY BUTT RUBBED ND EET WUZ SEXEH. XD (that's basically what they are)
9) Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Thankfully, no!
10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.
''The Day Squilliam Intended to Help Krabs, But Ended Up With A Deadly Unibrow Wax''
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
DURHURHUR A FLOWER POT DURHURRDERPYDERPHURP
12) Does anyone on your Friends list read 3 het?
Yes... at least that's what they TOLD me...
13) Does anyone on you Friends list write or draw 11?
Akshully, no they duzn't, akshully... ZOMG! NO WAI! MUPPET BABIES! *random*
14) Would anyone on your Friends list write 2/4/5?
Pat/Squid/Planky? NO WAI.
15) What would 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
Mindy: I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIIIIIS!!! YARGH...
16) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose?
DURRHURR... probably Sk8er Boi, Material Girl, or Prom Queen
17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
B... for barf.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?
Mindy: You're so cute when you act stupid...
Pat: *hearts appear in eyes* DURHURRRR....
19) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affiar with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
All I heard was, SpongeBob follows the wise advice of... Plankton and finds true love with SANDY!!!!!! STROKE OF LUCK THERE!!!