The OMG Most Original Character EVAR.

[werebobwildpants]

*This is a thread making fun of Mary Sues, and ''SpongeBabe'' is an example. This is a JOKE, people, a JOKE.*


LOLOLOLOL... Hi!! I'm Princess SpongeBabe Kawaii Desu Sparkles Rainbow Beautiful Sunshine SquareSkirt and I'm SpongeBob's number one girl!!! I'm a yellow sponge with EXTREMELY LONG blonde hair and I'm a hybrid of sponge/squirrel/mermaid/starfish/squid/snail!!! My boobs are ten times bigger than the other girls, which is why I am ALSO the girlfriend of Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Stanley, and ALL the other fish you see in the background!!!! I control Earth, Fire, Wind, and Air, and I did NOT steal that from Avatar; the Last Airbender!!! Sandy is my rival and I always end up beating her to SpongeBob because I'm a BETTER underwater scientist AAAAND I am the Queen of Karate AAAND I'M SOOOO PRETTY!!! Did I mention I'm Employee of the Month at the Krusty Krab? Well, I am and I've been it longer than anyone else; even JIM!!! I only feel sorry for myself and take no one else's problems because I'M more important!! Did I mention how big my boobies are?!?! I nearly hit myself in the face with them when I walk!!! LOL, JK! JK! JK! My parents were killed after my father tried to sacrifice himself for me, but I escaped and was raised by wolves, where they taught me MAGIC!!! I was better than EVERYONE in highschool, which is when SpongeBob and I FIRST MET! He said I was pretty and asked me if I would marry him for the UMPTEENTH TIME IN A ROW, but I turned him down so I can still date other guys! I died once and everyone in Bikini Bottom cried and screamed for me, but then I randomly came back to life and everyone loved me again!! Then they honored me as princess and they obey my every whim!! Aren't I SOOOO original!?!?!


* It made me almost barf writing it, but I'm getting a point across XD*

[graphicsgirl]

What I don't get about all the SpongeBob Mary Sues is that they give 'em names beginning with "Sponge" and then surnames beginning with "Square", are all these M-Sues sisters/cousins or WHAT!?

[Spaghetti]

I wrote a Parody Sue once, just to see how easy writers make them. But my Sue isn't up as high in the Uber Sue category as yours

And that's a compliment. This is hilarious!

[Erin]

OMG. LOL! XD That was EPIC! <3 I laughed SO hard! XDD

[werebobwildpants]

LOL!! Thanks. To tell you the truth, after reading this again I kept giggling to myself... XD

[Jingle]

I was laughing the entire time I read it XD!!!! It's hilarious!!!

[werebobwildpants]

YES. YES IT IS. *randomly explodes* Isn't she SOOOOOOO original?!