Post by werebobwildpants on Mar 13, 2010 23:18:11 GMT -5
Oh God. Who here has seen iCarly? Better yet-
WHO HASN'T.
That stupid show is on all the time and I can't STAND IT ANY LONGER!!!! I've abandoned my love of Seddie because of how ANNOYING this show has become. Here are the problems I have with it;
1: Carly Shay
THE. BIGGEST. MARY. SUE. EVER. Her lips look like she had pig fat (no offense, Miss Piggy) inserted into them; NO ONE SHOULD HAVE LIPS THAT BIG!! All the guys on the show love her/have dated her, she always gets her way, and Freddie always obeys her every whim. She treats the other characters as lesser beings and has the CORNIEST comebacks. She's a nacrophile; she dated a boy who's 17 and she's like 14 or something. She's the best singer and dancer on the show and no one is her rival. Millions of fans who made videos (those videos are SCRIPTED, they never actually happened) always say Carly's hot. SHE'S BUTT UGLY IF YA ASK ME!!! AND SHE'S TOO FREAKING DRAMATIC. NO ONE IN REAL LIFE IS THAT DRAMATIC.
2: the Laugh Track
That annoying fake audience laugh. It even runs when the joke isn't even funny! Example:
Sam: Ugh, I'm so hungry.
Carly: Then get something from the fridge!
Sam: Ugh, I'm so tired.
(cue annoying audience laugh)
And whenever something ''hot'' happens, it goes ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'' I hate that SO MUCH!!
3: The romance
iSavedYourLife SUCKED. Freddie and Carly kissed like 50000 times and the annoying ''OOOOOOOOO!!!'' from the audience struck up over and over and OVER. That moment where Carly confronts Freddie about saving her life was HORRIBLY CORNY:
Carly: You're my hero.
Freddie: I'm not a hero...
Carly: You are. TO ME. *creepy-ish look*
Then she puckers those horse lips of hers and starts snogging him like there's no tomorrow!
4: The pop-culture parodies:
Peppy-Cola: Coke and Dr. Pepper.
PearPhone: Apple iPhone
Dingo Channel: Disney Channel
Pear: Apple
PearPod: iPod
Crunchy Creams: Krispy Kremes
Shampow: Shamwow
So f**king stupid...
5: The fans
The fans will complain and defend their precious iCarly. I have a friend who whines and carries on about it all the time. GIVE IT A REST. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. They complain about how some people didn't like iSpaceOut. How could you NOT hate it?! The movie sucked altogether. Going into space, yeah right. Like anyone would allow that internet trash into space. I was hoping and praying that when they went to space, their heads all exploded because they were too stupid to put on helmets. But it didn't happen... =(
If you like iCarly, then please be mature about it. But if you don't... more power to you. I'm stating my opinions, and you can state yours as long as you DON'T. WHINE.
Thank you.
WHO HASN'T.
That stupid show is on all the time and I can't STAND IT ANY LONGER!!!! I've abandoned my love of Seddie because of how ANNOYING this show has become. Here are the problems I have with it;
1: Carly Shay
THE. BIGGEST. MARY. SUE. EVER. Her lips look like she had pig fat (no offense, Miss Piggy) inserted into them; NO ONE SHOULD HAVE LIPS THAT BIG!! All the guys on the show love her/have dated her, she always gets her way, and Freddie always obeys her every whim. She treats the other characters as lesser beings and has the CORNIEST comebacks. She's a nacrophile; she dated a boy who's 17 and she's like 14 or something. She's the best singer and dancer on the show and no one is her rival. Millions of fans who made videos (those videos are SCRIPTED, they never actually happened) always say Carly's hot. SHE'S BUTT UGLY IF YA ASK ME!!! AND SHE'S TOO FREAKING DRAMATIC. NO ONE IN REAL LIFE IS THAT DRAMATIC.
2: the Laugh Track
That annoying fake audience laugh. It even runs when the joke isn't even funny! Example:
Sam: Ugh, I'm so hungry.
Carly: Then get something from the fridge!
Sam: Ugh, I'm so tired.
(cue annoying audience laugh)
And whenever something ''hot'' happens, it goes ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'' I hate that SO MUCH!!
3: The romance
iSavedYourLife SUCKED. Freddie and Carly kissed like 50000 times and the annoying ''OOOOOOOOO!!!'' from the audience struck up over and over and OVER. That moment where Carly confronts Freddie about saving her life was HORRIBLY CORNY:
Carly: You're my hero.
Freddie: I'm not a hero...
Carly: You are. TO ME. *creepy-ish look*
Then she puckers those horse lips of hers and starts snogging him like there's no tomorrow!
4: The pop-culture parodies:
Peppy-Cola: Coke and Dr. Pepper.
PearPhone: Apple iPhone
Dingo Channel: Disney Channel
Pear: Apple
PearPod: iPod
Crunchy Creams: Krispy Kremes
Shampow: Shamwow
So f**king stupid...
5: The fans
The fans will complain and defend their precious iCarly. I have a friend who whines and carries on about it all the time. GIVE IT A REST. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. They complain about how some people didn't like iSpaceOut. How could you NOT hate it?! The movie sucked altogether. Going into space, yeah right. Like anyone would allow that internet trash into space. I was hoping and praying that when they went to space, their heads all exploded because they were too stupid to put on helmets. But it didn't happen... =(
If you like iCarly, then please be mature about it. But if you don't... more power to you. I'm stating my opinions, and you can state yours as long as you DON'T. WHINE.
Thank you.
iCarly is okay,I rarely watch it. The only times I do watch it,is for the those cute little Seddie momments. ^^ Plus,Spencer and Gibby make me laugh. THAT IS IT THOUGH.Basically because like you,I don't really like Miranda Cozgrove (Carly) that much. 
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