Post by werebobwildpants on Mar 15, 2010 20:41:32 GMT -5
Get this; I always wanted a tattoo of Kermit somewhere on my body, but this is RIDICULOUS.
My real (not my step-dad) dad works for a store, so he usually has to brand things with that little thing they use for cows. My dad got me one of those brand thingies that was shaped liked Kermit's head (you know what I mean if you've seen one of the Jim Henson Company's logos). We used it to brand some of the small supply of metal Muppet related things, so then I decided to sit down; NOT KNOWING THAT THE BRAND WAS FACE UP, STILL BLAZING HOT, RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE LOWER PART OF MY LEG. So now Kermit has been BURNED into my leg. It still hurts, and I have to lay on a heating pad, but the silver lining is that I didn't cry. I just screamed and cussed under my breath. A LOT.
My dad says it'll be there until I'm like 20 or something, so I guess Kermit will be branded onto my leg for a LOOOOONG time.
But it's not that bad; now I don't have to wait until I'm older to get a tattoo.
My real (not my step-dad) dad works for a store, so he usually has to brand things with that little thing they use for cows. My dad got me one of those brand thingies that was shaped liked Kermit's head (you know what I mean if you've seen one of the Jim Henson Company's logos). We used it to brand some of the small supply of metal Muppet related things, so then I decided to sit down; NOT KNOWING THAT THE BRAND WAS FACE UP, STILL BLAZING HOT, RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE LOWER PART OF MY LEG. So now Kermit has been BURNED into my leg. It still hurts, and I have to lay on a heating pad, but the silver lining is that I didn't cry. I just screamed and cussed under my breath. A LOT.
My dad says it'll be there until I'm like 20 or something, so I guess Kermit will be branded onto my leg for a LOOOOONG time.
But it's not that bad; now I don't have to wait until I'm older to get a tattoo.
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