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Post by peaches2217 on Aug 12, 2010 13:03:26 GMT -5
Peaches: You need me to help you, Mr. Tentacles? *singing* Jumped outta bed, and I ran outside, feelin' so extra-exstatified!
Squidward: MAKE IT STOP!!!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 12, 2010 13:18:20 GMT -5
May, Peaches, GG, Pixie and Jingle: IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER! (Best Day Ever)
Squidward: STOP THIS TOURTURE NOW-OW-OW!
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Post by peaches2217 on Aug 12, 2010 13:21:25 GMT -5
Peaches: Just sing it if you wanna get out of your misery.
Squidward: NEVER!!!
Jingle: Man, I hope Spongebob's gonna be gone all week! This is fun!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 12, 2010 13:42:27 GMT -5
Squidward: Actually he is gone all week...ACK! FORGET I SAID THAT!
Pixie: We're still gonna make you sing this.
Squidward: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
GG: Well if you're not gonna sing, I guess I'll just have to torture you with some old East London sing-songs!
Squidward: *speaking words* Best Day Ever. THERE! HAPPY NOW?
GG: Well you'll be hearing "My Old Man's A Dustman" at some time in the week, whether you like it or not
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Post by peaches2217 on Aug 12, 2010 22:48:52 GMT -5
Jingle: Hey! Anyone wanna build a bonfire around Squidward?
Squidward: NOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 13, 2010 5:54:35 GMT -5
Peaches, Pixie, May and GG: YES!
Jingle: That settles it. *whispers so Squidward can't hear* We'll use fake fire, so he thinks he's burning but he's really not.
Peaches: *whispers* Yay! Practical joke!
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Post by werebobwildpants on Aug 13, 2010 16:07:35 GMT -5
GG: *grabs spear* SING OR WE SHALL BURN YOU TO A CRISP.
Squidward: ALRIGHT!! What should I sing?!
Pixie: ALEJANDRO, BY LADY GAGA!
Squidward: *sighs* Don't call my name, don't call my name,
Alejaaaaandrooooooo...
May: *while Squidward is still singing* Better than cable.
Squidward: I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe,
Fernandoooo... HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 14, 2010 2:39:43 GMT -5
Peaches: Two hours! That'll give us enough time to think of something else to do with you!
GG: SING RULE BRITANNIA!
Squidward: NEVER!
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Post by peaches2217 on Aug 15, 2010 17:56:29 GMT -5
Peaches: While you're takin' requests, can ya sing a Super Junior song?
Squidward: Who?
Peaches: Korean boy band. Oh yeah, you might not know them.
Squidward: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! ALL OF YOU?!
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Post by werebobwildpants on Aug 15, 2010 19:54:48 GMT -5
May: Be glad I'm not making you sing, ''Bein' Green''... *thinks* GASP.
Squidward: Oh no. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!
May: Aw c'mon! It's a really cool song about a frog finding out his own self worth and where he truly beloooooongs!!
Peaches: *sniff* That's beautiful...
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 17, 2010 4:08:39 GMT -5
Squidward: No it is NOT beautiful! It's horrible! Why would you want to hear songs about frogs when you're in the presence of a music master. I AM NOT SINGING IT! *turns to see Peaches sniffing random tulip*
Peaches: Whaaaaat?!
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Post by peaches2217 on Aug 17, 2010 11:56:13 GMT -5
Squidward: *sends her a death glare*
Peaches: O////O *throws tulip on ground and stomps on it*
Everyone: *confused stares*
Peaches: Um... Somethin' made me do it... I dunno... *chuckles nervously*
GG: Anyway... SING, DANG IT!!!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 17, 2010 12:50:13 GMT -5
Squidward: NO!
GG: Right then, if you won't sing, then I will! *hands May sheet music* Can yer play this?
May: Sure *starts playing*
GG:
Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away your dust.
Some people make a fortune,
Others earn a mint;
My old man don't earn much:
In fact he's flippin' skint.
Oi, my old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears gorblimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
He looks a proper nana
In his great big hobnail boots,
He's got such a job to pull them up
That he calls 'em daisy roots.
Some folks give tips at Christmas,
And some of them forget,
So when he picks their bins up
He spills some on the step.
Now one old man got nasty
And to the council wrote,
Next time my old man went round there
He punched him up the throat.
Oi, my old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears gorblimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
GG: I say, I say, Peaches.
Peaches: Yes?
GG: I, er, I found a police dog in me dustbin.
Peaches: Well how do you do know he's a police dog?
GG: He had a policeman with him.
Though my old man's a dustman,
He's got an 'eart of gold,
He got married recently
Though he's eighty-six years old.
We said "'Ere, hang on, Dad,
You're getting past your prime";
He said "Well, when you get to my age
It helps to pass the time."
Oi! My old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears gorblimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
Now one day whilst in a hurry,
He missed a lady's bin:
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased after him.
"What game do you think you're playing?"
She cried right from the 'eart,
"You've missed me, am I too late?"
"No, jump up on the cart!"
Oi! My old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
GG: I say, I say, I say!
Peaches: Not you again!
GG: My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools.
Peaches: How do you know it's full?
GG: 'Cos there's not mushroom inside.
He found a tiger's head one day
Nailed to a piece of wood
The tiger looked quite miserable,
But I suppose he should.
Just then from out a window
A voice began to wail,
It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?"
"Four foot from his tail."
Oi! My old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears gorblimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
Next time you see a dustman
Looking all pale and sad,
Don't kick him in the dustbin:
It might be my old dad.
Squidward: That was the worst song I have EVER HEARD! I told you British people are crap!
GG: *hisses at Squidward*
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Post by peaches2217 on Aug 17, 2010 13:54:24 GMT -5
Peaches: Whoa, whoa, easy GG!
GG: *turns to Squidward* I've got my eye on you.
Squidward: Hmph.
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Post by graphicsgirl on Aug 19, 2010 8:27:59 GMT -5
Jingle: Well, I'm out of song ideas.
Squidward: *sighs* Finally!
Pixie: I know! We're in a art and music room, right?
Everybody: Right.
Pixie: Well...LET'S SQUIRT PAINT ALL OVER SQUIDWARD!
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