The NEW School of Spandy

[peaches2217]

*20 minutes later*

Spongebob: *walks in and finds a paint-covored Squidward and the girls all squirting him with the paint* Ahem!

Everyone: *turns around, pauses, then drops paint bottles*

Peaches: *angrily to Squidward* You said he was gonna be gone all week!

Spongebob: Office. NOW.

[graphicsgirl]

--In SB's office--

*the girls are tied to chairs with interrogation like lighting and what not*

May: Why do we have to be tied to chairs?

SpongeBob: It's for effect! Heheh. *turns to Peaches* What colour is my underwear?

Peaches: How the heck should I know?! But I'm sure Sandy knows, huh? *sblack persons*

[peaches2217]

Squidward: *free and still covered in paint* Shouldn't you be asking them what they were just doing?

Spongebob: Oh, yeah... *to Pixie* Why were you wasting perfectly good art suplies?

Squidward: NO, not that! I... Eh, just... forget it. *facepalm*

[Erin]

Pixie:"Hey,I know what color Spongebob's underwhere is!" "Hurr,Hurr!"

Squidward:*slaps Pixie* "QUIET,YOU!"

Pixie:"DON'T BE JEALOUS,SQUIDDY!" "I STILL LOVE YOU,TOO!"

Squidward:*not impressed* "ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT.." "I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THESE TEENAGERS..." *huffs*

Peaches:"WELL,WERE GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU TOO,SQUIDWARD!"

GG:"Yeah!" "You're the one with ANGER issues!"

Squidward: "....Shut up."

[werebobwildpants]

SpongeBob: Look, I'm sorry I brought you into the office. Sandy and I had a fight the other night, and I'm not sure she'll take me back this time.

Pixie: *under breath* Yesssssssss...

GG: *jabs Pixie with elbow* You guys had ANOTHER fight?!

SpongeBob: It's complicated, she-

May: *kicks SpongeBob in the shin* No! I won't have it! I won't rest, I won't eat, I won't PLAY MY GUITAR until you sort out all your relationship problems! Do you really love her?!

SpongeBob: Yes... ow...

May: Then don't let her go! You have to show her you aren't worthless! You gots to win her back!

Peaches: Yeah! Exactly!

May: Did Kermit quit when he was captured by Doc Hopper in ''The Muppet Movie''?!

SpongeBob: No...

May: Did Fozzie quit after Statler and Waldorf kept insulting him and throwing tomatoes for all these years?!

SpongeBob: No!

May: Did Gonzo quit after repeatedly crashing through walls for thirty FREAKING YEARS OF FAILURE?!?!

SpongeBob: NO!

May: THEN YOU AIN'T GONNA QUIT EITHER! FIGHT THE POWER, LITTLE SQUARE DUDE!!!

SpongeBob: YEAAAAH!!

Squidward: What about me!? These little prats threw paint all over me! Punish them! That's REALLY why they're here!

SpongeBob: Squidward, please, this is NOT about you!

[Erin]

Plankton:*pokes head in* "What this?" "The Squirrel is available?" "Alright!" "Time to make my move!" "That Sandy Cheeks shall be mine!" *evil laugh* *walks off*

Peaches:"Don't worry,Spongy!" "We all here for you!" "Were here for emotional support!" *smiles*

Pixie:*grumbles under breath* "Not all of us..."

GG:*nudges her shoulder*

Pixie:"OW!" "Okay,I'll be quiet." "Geez."

Spongebob:"I don't know guys,I mean..I'm not the best looking guy in the world..."*sighs* "Let's face it I'm a nerd.."

May:*sighs* "Did I just make up that motivating speech for,NOTHING?!"

Jingle:"Yes,yes you did."

[werebobwildpants]

*no one's posted in a while, so I kinda wanted to post again... XD*

May: You know what, forget the State Farm guy... THIS IS A MYSTERY! A MYSTERY OF LOVE! A MYSTERY THAT CAN BE SOLVED BY COSPLAY!! Everyone put on these costumes! *throws costumes to everyone*

Pixie: Why do I have to be Daphne?!

Peaches: Hey, at least you didn't get FRED.

GG: I have to be the cowardly great dane? Aw, man...

Damon: *walks in* Hey guys...

May: GASP. DAMON PUT ON THIS COSTUME, WE'RE SOLVIN' A MYSTERY. *throws him a costume*

Damon: What?! Why do I have to be Velma?!

May: Because I got dibs on Shaggy. So THERE. *whispers* And besides, they ARE a secret couple.

Damon: ...I don't like skirts... *is putting on costume*

SpongeBob: Is this necessary?

Jingle: Duh! Everyone knows you have to dress up as the Scooby-Doo characters to solve a mystery! It's a fact! Speaking of which, does this mean I'm Scrappy?

Pixie: Yep.

Jingle: BUT HE TURNED OUT TO BE EVIL!

May: Sorry, dude. That's the only costume left...

Jingle: ...Fine... at least I get to wear a fake black nose and not get made fun of for it.

[graphicsgirl]

GG: Have I got to add an 'R' on the beginning of word?

May: Yes!

GG: Grrrrr...

May: In character!

GG: *rolls eyes* Relp, Raggy, Relp...

May: SAY IT WITH EMOTION!

[werebobwildpants]

Peaches: I love this... *giggles*

Pixie: You realize since you're Fred and I'm Daphne, that makes us a couple, right?

Peaches: *backs away*

May: Okay, you know what, you don't have to add R's onto every word, GG.

GG: THANK YOU.

May: Here, I'll trade costumes... *GG and May trade costumes*

[graphicsgirl]

GG: On second thoughts, I don't want to be "technically" paired with Damon. I'll stick with being a great dane.

Damon: What's wrong with me?!

GG: One word, nutter!

[werebobwildpants]

Damon: You're just jealous cuz I look better in a skirt than you do.

GG: 'Least I'm not' wearing dreadlocks.

Damon: HEY, THEY'RE TRENDY!!

May: Zoinks...

[steelsponge]

Squidward: Okay, enjoy your costume party as long as you want, but there's nothing you can do to get me involved with this!

Spongebob: Speaking of detectives...oh wait, I forgot, the P.I guy is on "vacation."

[werebobwildpants]

Pixie: Well, don't you have all the students' numbers on your computer?

SpongeBob: Yeah, but his address and number are both under ''classified''.

May: Like, maybe we could call whatever hotel he's in, man?

GG: May, I think the whole Shaggy get up is interfering with your already tiny, tiny brain...

May: Like, how?

[graphicsgirl]

Peaches: Don't we have a mystery to solve?

Pixie: Yeah, the mystery of why SpongeBob won't notice me!

GG, Jingle, Peaches: *rolls eyes*

May: Anyone up for a DSi fight?

Peaches: YAY!

[peaches2217]

(Anyone know where this is goin'? Just sayin', it's been inactive for a while now )