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Post by Deli on Sept 8, 2010 17:13:45 GMT -5
Squidward: Ugh, this is pointless. *grabs the phone on SpongeBob's desk and dials it* Hello? Sandy? Yes, SpongeBob wants to speak with you.
SpongeBob: *drops DSi* WHAT?! SQUIDWAAAAAARD!!!
Squidward: *throws phone at him* It's for your own good.
May: *glomps Squidward* AWWW! SQUIDDY! YOU DOOOOO CARE!
Squidward: Get... off... me!!
Damon: *glares* Get your hands off my woman!
Pixie: OOOH! EVERYONE'S HUGGIN' SQUIDWARD! *hugs Squidward too*
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Post by peaches2217 on Sept 8, 2010 17:17:32 GMT -5
Spongebob: N-n-no! You can't do this!!!
Peaches: Dang, today would'a been a great day to bring my camcorder!
Squidward: *glares at her and the rest of the girls... And guy*
Spongebob: H-hey, Sandy... Yeah, I was gonna ask you... Wanna... Umm... Come over for a DSi battle?! ...Yeahthat'dbegreatthanksseeya! *drops phone* I chickened out, okay?!
May: Now, where were we? Oh yeah, DOG PILE ON SQUIDWARD!!! *everyone goes and attacks him*
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Post by Deli on Sept 8, 2010 17:19:36 GMT -5
Damon: I'm serious man, get your HANDS off my WOMAN.
May: *laughs* Wait, since when was I your woman? *purrs as she hugs Squidward tighter*
Squidward: Uhhh... oh look! Is that Kermit and Miss Piggy making out in the parking lot?
GG and May: WHERE?! *dash off*
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Post by peaches2217 on Sept 8, 2010 17:22:08 GMT -5
Squidward: Wow, I never thought that'd really work.
Damon: *glares at him*
Spongebob: Well, Sandy's coming over in 20 minutes for a supposed DSi battle... What do we do?
Peaches: Simple. When all else fails... SING AND DANCE!!!
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Post by Deli on Sept 8, 2010 17:26:27 GMT -5
Squidward: No seriously! I never thought that would work! Kermit/Miss P shippers are so STUPID.
Peaches: *brings out a medeival mace* Who're you calling STUPID?!?!
Pixie: *is carrying a huge-ass ruler* YEAH!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Sept 10, 2010 10:49:40 GMT -5
Squidward: *sweatdrop* Hehe...uhhhhhhh...*takes out British flag and sets fire to it*
GG: *suddenly re-appears* MURDER! MONSTER! *starts bashing Squidward's head against the wall* BLOODY EVIL F*CKING S*DDING T*ATAFIED C*NT! *continues to bash Squid's head even harder*
Peaches: *to the others* Remind me never to do that to a British flag!
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Post by Deli on Sept 18, 2010 10:00:02 GMT -5
May: *walks in covered in bite marks* Dammit, it was only a couple of raccoons fighting over a crumpet... *looks at GG beating up Squidward* Whoooooaaa, what happened here?
GG: *drops Squidward and looks around* Oh, the usual.
SpongeBob: *facepalm*
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Post by Deli on Oct 4, 2010 19:24:05 GMT -5
*knocks are heard from other side of door*
SpongeBob: *exasperated* Ugh... come in...
M: *sticks head through door* Err, hey. Is this the School of Spandy?
SpongeBob: Oh, you're the new student. And yes, this is the place.
Pixie, GG, and Peaches: *thinking* Why does he seem so familiar...?
May: Cousin Matthew? What're you doing here?
Patrick: OOOOOOH SNAP!
SpongeBob: *facepalms again*
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Post by steelsponge on Oct 4, 2010 20:56:41 GMT -5
Squidward: So...who is she?
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Post by Deli on Oct 4, 2010 21:37:06 GMT -5
M: Uh, he.
Squidward: Like I care. *walks out of room with bored expression*
M: Geez, obiviously that guy has never heard of kindness.
SpongeBob: You get used to it after a while.
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Post by Erin on Oct 4, 2010 22:22:05 GMT -5
Pixie:"Aww,he's cute!"
Spongebob:*frowns* "You think he's cute?" "I thought,you thought I was cute!"
Sandy:*jealous* "Excuse me?" "I don't really think you should care what she thinks!"
Spongebob:"Nobody,thinks I'm cute anymore,nobody loves lil old me.."
Sandy:"What,am I invisble now?!"
M:*coughs*"Excuse me..."
Spongebob:"I'M SUCH A DORK!" *cries*
Sandy:"Aw,crying outload!" "What do I have to do Spongebob,get you realize,that I--"
M:*huffs* "EXCUSE MEEEEEE!!!"
Everyone:"Yesss?"
M:"Where's the bathroom?"
May:"It's down the hall.."
M:"Thanks.." *runs out in a rush*
Patrick:"WOW!" "HE REALLY NEEDED TO GO!" "LOOK AT HIM RUN!" "I BET I CAN RUN,EVEN FASTER!" *runs after M*
Everyone:*sighs relief that the pink idoit left*
Jingle:"So,now what do we do?"
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Post by Deli on Oct 4, 2010 23:04:22 GMT -5
Jingle: We DANCE! *starts dancing*
GG: But what if I don't WANNA dance?!
Peaches: Then do what you always do; find Squidward and beat him up! ^^
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Post by graphicsgirl on Oct 5, 2010 11:10:13 GMT -5
GG: *pulls out iPod* Nah, I'll just play some epic patriotic tunes!
SpongeBob: You have the British national anthem on your iPod? o.O
GG: Yeah, I got 'Rule Britannia' too!
SpongeBob: o.O
May: MUPPET DANCE PARTAY!
Peaches,Jingle and GG: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Post by Jingle on Oct 5, 2010 16:18:13 GMT -5
Jingle: Hail, hail DOOFANIA
Pixie: O.O
Jingle: GG said "Hail Brittania" and it... sounded the same. Besides, you KNOW you would wanna live there!
Pixie: That's... true. I WOULD.
Peaches: ME TOO
Jingle: I think we should all visit them sometime. But I guess we have to wait for another shchool. After all, this IS School of Spandy, not School of Awesomeness.
SpongeBob: And what is THAT supposed to mean!?
Jingle: That you're not as awesome as PnF is.....?
SpongeBob: *pulls out the pink slips* I'm sorry, what was that again?
Jingle: I LOVE YOU GUYS
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Post by peaches2217 on Oct 5, 2010 16:27:17 GMT -5
Peaches: WE LOVE YOU TOO BUDDY!!! *hugs her*
Jingle: Peaches, get off.
Peaches: NO! I ENFORCE A GROUP HUG!!!
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