The NEW School of Spandy

[Erin]

Pixie:*grins* "FEEL THE LOVE!!!!"

Jingle:"I'm feeling something,I don't think it's love..." *cough* *cough* "I CAN'T BREATH!" "ACK!"

Peaches:"SOMEBODY ISN'T FEELING THE LOVE,SQUEEZE IT TIGHTER."

Spongebob:"Heh,that's what she said." *perv face*

Sandy:*giggles*

May: "Um,I don't want to know.."

GG:"I totally,agree with you on that."

[Jingle]

Jingle: *shoves Peaches and Pixie off* GASP!! I can BREATHE AGAIN!!! And Mr. SquarePants... WE can play dirty too!

SpongeBob: Oh really?

Pixie: Mmm hmmmmm *leans really close to him*

Peaches: NOW who's feeling the love!?

[Deli]

M: *walks back in from bathroom and sees everyone hugging* Whoooooa, what did I miss?

Pixie: GET IN HERE, YOU! *pulls him by hand*

M: *thinking* Girl! Touching me! Actually squeezing my hand and pulling me into a hug! Well, a group hug with other people... don't screw up this time, M!

Peaches: It's great to finally have a boy in the group!

Damon: HEEEEEEEY!

[Erin]

May:*pets Damon on the head* "D'aww it's okay!" "We still love you,either way!"

Damon:"You love me?!"

Peaches:"YES,WE ALL DO,BECAUSE WERE FRIENDS,FOREVERR!"

Pixie:*leans closer to Spongebob*"Hey,Spongy..is it getting hot in here or what?" *winks*

Spongebob:"Sandy...?" "I think I need some help..."

[Deli]

SpongeBob: *pulls out enrollment form* Okay Matthew, I need your last name.

M: Err, it's Hawkins.

SpongeBob: *writes that down* Gender?

M: ||| ...Male

SpongeBob: The color of my underwear?

M: Umm... white...?

SpongeBob: Wrong! It's pink!

Everyone: ... *awkward silence*

M: *blushes*

SpongeBob: *shifty eyes* Anywho, what's the deal with your hat, Matthew?

[Erin]

Pixie:"I'm guessing he's a fan of Kermit The Frog."

M:"Yes!" "Finnally someone who gets me!" "In fact,I'm more then just a fan of Kermit the frog..."

Damon:"We don't need you're life story,bro."

Spongebob:*clicks pen*"Alright,I think I have all information,I need."

M:"What?" "You only asked 3 questions!"

May:"Relax,Mathew...It's only you're first day."

M:"DON'T CALL ME,MATHEW!"

Damon:"Whoa,chill-lax man.."

Pixie:"Yeah,don't get all upset,Mathew.." "I don't like conflicts.."

Damon:"Hey,blue-haired chick,has anybody ever told you,you look like that girl from those crappy teen vampire movies?"

Pixie:*head desk*

Patrick:*walks back in* "ALRIGHT NOBODY PANIC,I'M BACK.."

Everyone:*groans*

[Deli]

M: So... when does class start...? Do you guys have a botany class?

SpongeBob: Oh no, we don't believe in plastic surgery.

Pixie: *facepalm* Botany, not Botox, SpongeBob. Oi...

Patrick: What's botany?

M: The study of plants.

[Erin]

Pixie:"OH!" "Cool!" "I like venus fly traps,there awesome." "Ever since I saw "Little Shop of Horrors".."

Damon:*to Pixie*"Are you sure not from those teen vampire movies?"

Spongebob:"Pfftt,offcourse she is!"

Pixie:"What?!" "Just because I have pale skin and goth clothes,doesn't mean,I'm---"

M:"Um,can we get to class now?"

[graphicsgirl]

GG: Yeah can we? Pixie doesn't look like that Mary Sue, end of.

Patrick: But the character's name is Bella, not Mary Sue.

GG, Peaches, Pixie, May and M: *facepalm*

[Erin]

Pixie:"Can't a girl dress like a goth,and not be refered to that dumb girl from Twitlight?"

Squidward:*pokes head in* "IT'S CALLED,TWILIGHT MORONS!"

Peaches:*sighs* "I'm heading to class." "I don't want to talk about that trash of a "novel." *walks out*

Damon:"Yeah,I'm out," "Peace." *follows Peaches*

Jingle:"I'm just going to follow those guys." *follows,Peaches and Damon.*

Pixie:*sigh* "I guess,we should all be going now."

Everyone:*nods* *exits the room*

Patrick:"Wait..where going to class?" "But I didn't study!" *sobs*

[Deli]

*everyone is in P.E. uniforms and is walking down the hall*

GG: *to M* Next up is P.E. Mr. SquarePants told me to hand you this. *throws him P.E. uniform*

M: Who's the P.E. teacher?

Pixie: Larry. Sure, he's a jerk, but the man knows dodgeball.

----In the Gym----

*dodgeballs are flying everywhere*

Damon: *dodging* Black kid with glasses! You wouldn't hit a black kid with glasses!

M: THIS IS TORTURE!! HOW COME THE GIRLS ONLY HAVE TO JUMP ROPE?!

Damon: Just stick it out, white boy!

M: Well if you haven't noticed, I'M- *is hit in face with dodgeball and knocked out*

Random guy: Okay, this is the LAST time the tall kid is on our team!

[Jingle]

Jingle: HEY! What do you have against tall people *evil death glare*

Random Guy: N-nothing.... O.O

Jingle: *picks up dodge ball* Oh really? That didn't sound sincere enough. *to girls in class* Hey guys! Waddaya say we join in?

[Erin]

Pixie:"DUH!" *grabs dodge ball* "TIME TO PLAY DIRTY!" *snickers* "Heh,that's what she said." "ANYWAY..." *throws dodgeball very hard,as in so hard,it went through the wall,and made a huge hole.* "WOAH..I'M AWESOME!" *grins* *pauses* "WAIT..NO I'M NOT..." *sobs*

Random guy:"Stupid,short girls with mood swings."

Peaches and May:"EXCUSE ME?!"

M:"WOW!" "That was EPIC,YOU GUYS READ EACH OTHERS MIND!"

Damon:*looks at hole in wall* *refering to Pixie* "d**n,that girl can throw..."

Larry:*blows whistle* "Alright,class we need to warm up,if you want to be PUMPED like me!" *shows muscle* *throws dodge ball at M*

M:*spacing out* *gets hit with dodgeball* "OW!" "WHO THREW THAT?!"

Larry:"SO,LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" AND LET'S MAKE IT QUICK!"*blows whistle again*

May:"Why,do have a date or somewhere else to be?"

Larry:"NO!" "...Yeah..but that's none of you're business,bro!"

May:"I'm a girl...not a bro.."

[graphicsgirl]

GG: Oi! Muscle gob! Can we stuff this game down the bog and play rugby instead?

Jingle: GAH! BRITISH...WORDS...HURT...BRAIN!

Larry: yeah, uhh, CC-

GG: GG!

Larry: Uhh, right, could you please speak in English?

GG: I WAS speaking English!

[Deli]

----Later----

Larry: Okay! Today we'll be rope climbing! Tallest kids first.

M: OH COME ON!!

Larry: Step it up, Matt.

M: *twitches* IT'S. MATTHEW. *stares up at really long rope* Geh...

Damon: *slaps M on back* Aw come on, it's easy. Besides, you're a beanpole; if you fall, it'll be just like snapping a toothpick!

Pixie: *facepalm*