Post by peaches2217 on Jun 22, 2010 21:06:22 GMT -5
Just part of a little IM chat me and Pix were havin'. I copied it down, and now... I'm postin' it! Enjoy the stupidity! 
Pixie: SERIOUSLY,YOU BETTER POST IT ON THE FOURM,AFTER YOU WRITE IT. OR ELMO WILL GET YOU.
Me: Hey, Deli's sworn to protect me along with the Muppets if I don't... But just in case... XD
Pixie : ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
Me: DOES HE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?
Pixie : NUUU. I MADE SURE OF THAT. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. HE COULD BE WATCHING US WRITE NOW. O_ O
*RIGHT
Me: *looks around nervously*
Pixie : HE COULD BE READING THIS.
Me: Crap... We need a code language... You know Korean?
Pixie : OH GAWD. I'M SCARED.
Nuuu! But I know ASL. But..that doesn't help.^^;
Me: nan elmo XD hangug- eoleul malhal su issgileul balabnida...
Nah, this ain't gonna work. XD
Pixie : I KNOW,ASL. BUT THAT REALLY DOESN'T HELP. XDDD;
Me: ANYTHING HELPS AT THIS POINT!!! FOR ALL WE KNOW HE CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS TOO!!!
Pixie : OH CRAPPPP. D: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ASL IS? !? ! DO YOU? !? ! AHHHH. WERE SO SCREWED! D:
Me: AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE?
Pixie : BINGO.
BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP.
Me: WE NEED TO LEARN ALL FORMS OF ASIAN AND AFRICAN SIGN LANGUAGE. MAYBE THEN WE CAN THROW HIM FOR A LOOP.
Pixie : EPICIALLY SINCE THIS IS IMing! D:
Me: WHAT ABOUT NORWEGIAN? THAT MIGHT WORK!...Nah.
Pixie : YES! PERFECT. WE CAN BEAT THIS! >
Me: OH YEAH!!!
Pixie : OH CRAP. HE MIGHT OF HEARD ME SAY THAT.
Me: NOW HE MIGHT TRY TO LEARN NORWEGIAN D:
Pixie : *cries in a corner* WERE DOOMED.
Me: NO WE'RE NOT!!! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO- - GROW FEATHERS AND BEAKS, LEARN THE PROPER WAY TO WADDLE AND LIVE AMONG THE PENGUINS IN ANTARCTICA.
IT'S FOOL- PROOF!
Pixie : OKAY! YOU-KNOW-WHO WILL NEVER FIND US THERE! UNLESS,HE'S FRIENDS WITH RICO,SKIPPER,AND PRIVATE! D:
Me: HMM... THEN WE WILL LIVE AMONG THE PENGUINS IN THE NORTH POLE!
Pixie : But what if you-know-who knows some of Santa's ELEVES? D:
SPIES IN THE NORTHPOLE. EEEK.
Me: THEN WE WILL USE OUR FEATHERS TO FLY AWAY! Oh wait, penguins can't fly... NEVERMIND. D:
WE NEED A NEW TACTIC...
Pixie : YUSS WE DOOO! D:
Me: I THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO-- ALL WE NEED IS SOME ROPE, 2 PAIRS OF BOOTS, AND A TIME MACHINE.
Pixie : (OH GAWD,I'M IN TEARS. X'DDD)
Me: (SAME XDDD)
Pixie : OKAY! Wait..what is the ROPE for? ...WAIT I DON'T WANNA KNOW.D:
Me: NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN BUILD OR SELL A TIME MACHINE, THEN WE CAN GO BACK IN TIME, DISGUISE OURSELVES AS PUSS IN BOOTS AND HIS SISTER, TIE UP THE REAL CAT, THEN COME BACK TO PRESENT TIME AND KICK ELMO'S BUTT.
Pixie : OMG. HOW VILOLENT. D: Maybe we should stop from here...ELMO MIGHT HURT ME. T-T
Me: Yeah... Maybe we should just stick to disguises and running away. XD
Pixie : LOL. YES INDEEDY. ELMO HAS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. D:
Me: THINK FOR A SEC... WHAT ANIMAL MIGHT ELMO NOT KNOW?
Pixie : I DUNNO. YOU SHOULD ASK DELI! SHE COULD HELP US!
Me: YEAH!!!
Pixie : ASK HER NOW! OR ELSE WERE DOOMED! DX
*MEANWHILE*
Peaches: Deli? You on? What's the one animal Elmo might not know?
*IM CHAT*
Me: I ASKED HER!
Pixie : TELL HER IT'S A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
*MEANWHILE*
Peaches: IT'S A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.
*IM CHAT*
Me: TOLD
Pixie : DO ITTTT! ELMO WILL EAT US ALIVEEE! D: OR..WHATEVER LITTLE RED BALLS OF FUR DO...
Me: SHE AIN'T ANSWERING. D:
Pixie : OH GAWD. WERE DEAD MEAT. SHE'S OUR ONLY MUPPET EXPERT. D':
Me: NOW LET'S NOT LOSE HOPE-- WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
Pixie : LIKE WHAT?!
WERE RUNNING OUT OF ANSWERS!
Me: ...ROPE, TIME MACHINE, AND BOOTS. ONLY WE STAY IN THE TIMELINE INSTEAD OF BEATING PUSS UP.
Pixie : (OH GAWD,I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! XDDD*XDDD; )
Me: (I think my face is fire red XDDDDD)
Pixie : (I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY! D: ) (LET'S STOP FROM HERE. XD)
Me: (Aww... XD)
So there you have it. And remember, Elmo knows where you live.
Pixie: SERIOUSLY,YOU BETTER POST IT ON THE FOURM,AFTER YOU WRITE IT. OR ELMO WILL GET YOU.
Me: Hey, Deli's sworn to protect me along with the Muppets if I don't... But just in case... XD
Pixie : ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
Me: DOES HE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?
Pixie : NUUU. I MADE SURE OF THAT. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. HE COULD BE WATCHING US WRITE NOW. O_ O
*RIGHT
Me: *looks around nervously*
Pixie : HE COULD BE READING THIS.
Me: Crap... We need a code language... You know Korean?
Pixie : OH GAWD. I'M SCARED.
Nuuu! But I know ASL. But..that doesn't help.^^;
Me: nan elmo XD hangug- eoleul malhal su issgileul balabnida...
Nah, this ain't gonna work. XD
Pixie : I KNOW,ASL. BUT THAT REALLY DOESN'T HELP. XDDD;
Me: ANYTHING HELPS AT THIS POINT!!! FOR ALL WE KNOW HE CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS TOO!!!
Pixie : OH CRAPPPP. D: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ASL IS? !? ! DO YOU? !? ! AHHHH. WERE SO SCREWED! D:
Me: AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE?
Pixie : BINGO.
BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP.Me: WE NEED TO LEARN ALL FORMS OF ASIAN AND AFRICAN SIGN LANGUAGE. MAYBE THEN WE CAN THROW HIM FOR A LOOP.
Pixie : EPICIALLY SINCE THIS IS IMing! D:
Me: WHAT ABOUT NORWEGIAN? THAT MIGHT WORK!...Nah.
Pixie : YES! PERFECT. WE CAN BEAT THIS! >
Me: OH YEAH!!!
Pixie : OH CRAP. HE MIGHT OF HEARD ME SAY THAT.
Me: NOW HE MIGHT TRY TO LEARN NORWEGIAN D:
Pixie : *cries in a corner* WERE DOOMED.
Me: NO WE'RE NOT!!! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO- - GROW FEATHERS AND BEAKS, LEARN THE PROPER WAY TO WADDLE AND LIVE AMONG THE PENGUINS IN ANTARCTICA.
IT'S FOOL- PROOF!
Pixie : OKAY! YOU-KNOW-WHO WILL NEVER FIND US THERE! UNLESS,HE'S FRIENDS WITH RICO,SKIPPER,AND PRIVATE! D:
Me: HMM... THEN WE WILL LIVE AMONG THE PENGUINS IN THE NORTH POLE!
Pixie : But what if you-know-who knows some of Santa's ELEVES? D:
SPIES IN THE NORTHPOLE. EEEK.
Me: THEN WE WILL USE OUR FEATHERS TO FLY AWAY! Oh wait, penguins can't fly... NEVERMIND. D:
WE NEED A NEW TACTIC...
Pixie : YUSS WE DOOO! D:
Me: I THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO-- ALL WE NEED IS SOME ROPE, 2 PAIRS OF BOOTS, AND A TIME MACHINE.
Pixie : (OH GAWD,I'M IN TEARS. X'DDD)
Me: (SAME XDDD)
Pixie : OKAY! Wait..what is the ROPE for? ...WAIT I DON'T WANNA KNOW.D:
Me: NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN BUILD OR SELL A TIME MACHINE, THEN WE CAN GO BACK IN TIME, DISGUISE OURSELVES AS PUSS IN BOOTS AND HIS SISTER, TIE UP THE REAL CAT, THEN COME BACK TO PRESENT TIME AND KICK ELMO'S BUTT.
Pixie : OMG. HOW VILOLENT. D: Maybe we should stop from here...ELMO MIGHT HURT ME. T-T
Me: Yeah... Maybe we should just stick to disguises and running away. XD
Pixie : LOL. YES INDEEDY. ELMO HAS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. D:
Me: THINK FOR A SEC... WHAT ANIMAL MIGHT ELMO NOT KNOW?
Pixie : I DUNNO. YOU SHOULD ASK DELI! SHE COULD HELP US!
Me: YEAH!!!
Pixie : ASK HER NOW! OR ELSE WERE DOOMED! DX
*MEANWHILE*
Peaches: Deli? You on? What's the one animal Elmo might not know?
*IM CHAT*
Me: I ASKED HER!
Pixie : TELL HER IT'S A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
*MEANWHILE*
Peaches: IT'S A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.
*IM CHAT*
Me: TOLD
Pixie : DO ITTTT! ELMO WILL EAT US ALIVEEE! D: OR..WHATEVER LITTLE RED BALLS OF FUR DO...
Me: SHE AIN'T ANSWERING. D:
Pixie : OH GAWD. WERE DEAD MEAT. SHE'S OUR ONLY MUPPET EXPERT. D':
Me: NOW LET'S NOT LOSE HOPE-- WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
Pixie : LIKE WHAT?!
WERE RUNNING OUT OF ANSWERS!
Me: ...ROPE, TIME MACHINE, AND BOOTS. ONLY WE STAY IN THE TIMELINE INSTEAD OF BEATING PUSS UP.
Pixie : (OH GAWD,I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! XDDD*XDDD; )
Me: (I think my face is fire red XDDDDD)
Pixie : (I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY! D: ) (LET'S STOP FROM HERE. XD)
Me: (Aww... XD)
So there you have it. And remember, Elmo knows where you live.
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