OK, here's the theory...

[graphicsgirl]

Now, anyone who's seen Truth or Square (which I sadly haven't) have struck up this argument about SpongeBob and Sandy and priest that "married" them, the argument being that the priest didn't know the wedding was a play so there for, SpongeBob and Sandy are LEGALLY married. But most non-Spandy fans protest against this.

This reminds me of the rumors about the second chapter of the Curse of Maraqua plot on Neopets (the only forum members that get this bit are me and Peaches), the rumor (or should I say, FACT) being that the Usul and Gelert getting married were Hannah and Kanrik.

Now, SpongeBob and Neopets are both owned by Nick in some way. Here we have two wedding theories, both fandoms owned by Nick in some form. Is it that Nick tease us fangirls with evidence and then say that evidence isn't important, they're not legally wed? I think yes!

[werebobwildpants]

I feel your pain, dude. The Muppets Holding Company is one of the most entertaining things in the world, and they provide us with A LOT of frog-and-pig romance. In the Muppets Take Manhattan, Kermit and Piggy got married (in a play) and Kermit STILL denies feelings for her. WHY DO YOU HATE ME, DISNEY?! WHY?!

[werebobwildpants]

Which brings me back to why I think Truth or Square ripped off the Muppets... WHY CAN'T YOU THINK OF YOUR OWN IDEAS, PAUL TIBBIT?!?!

[peaches2217]

And to add to the yellin'--

TOBE MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT WAS GOIN' ON, BUT HE DID SAY "I DO", SO REGARDLESS OF HIM NOT MEANIN' IT THAT WAY, HE AND CHIEF ARE TECHNICALLY MARRIED. YET DO YOU EVER BRING CHIEF'S "CRUSH" ON TOBE UP AGAIN? NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT UNTIL ONCE IN SEASON 2, AND TOBE BARELY EVEN KNEW HER. WHAT THE CRAP, JETIX?!?!?!

ANYWHO... Yeah. I agree and understand, GG!

[werebobwildpants]

Dude, JETIX totally ruined Toon Disney for me. 'Cept for Pucca and Yin Yang Yo.

[graphicsgirl]

Looks like the Truth or Square theory isn't alone here.

And oh my gosh Deli! This just proves that Paul Tibbit's a dipstick! That's as bad as art theft or fic theft! And trust me, I know how art theft feels!

[werebobwildpants]

Iknorite? Art theft sucks. Someone once stole my entire sketchbook and erased my drawing-sig and passed off the drawings as their own. Sheizkofts...

[steelsponge]

Wow, I almost never thought of that.

[werebobwildpants]

A lot of people haven't. I just watched the Muppets Take Manhattan for the fiftieth time last month and it finally occured to me.