NICK AFTER DARK-THE ROLEPLAY

[Sweetie]

What if Nick did make thing like Adult Swim,and called it "Nick After Dark" Where it has adult themed Nicktoons.

RULES:

1.OKAY,SO FOR THIS ROLEPLAY,YOU NEED MAKE SKETCH'S FOR ADULT THEMED SPONGEBOB EPISODES ONLY.

2.They have to different,and random sketches like Robot Chicken has.

3:NO GOING OFF-TOPIC

4.Nothing TOO dirty,I don't want anybody to get trouble*

5.HAVE FUN.

EXAMPLE OF A SKETCH:[/u]
Spongebob Adult Pants-Episode 1:"I'm Sick Of It"

*At Midnight;Goofy Goober bar;Spongebob and Patrick are having drinks and shooting the breeze.*

Spongebob: (chugs yet another root beer down) "Oh,Patrick..I'm 24 years old and STILL don't have a wife or girlfriend..or let alone ANY woman who will touch me!" (clutches teeth)

Patrick: (shakes head) "Well,what about Squirrel friend of yours?" "She seems to really like you..."

Spongebob: (belches) "You mean, Sandy?" "Nahhh.." "She doesn't like me that.."

Patrick: (raises eyebrow)"Oh really?" "You don't remember last night AT ALL do you?"

Spongebob: "Huh?"

*FLASHBACK**At 10:50**In Sandy's treedome* *Spongebob and Patrick are helping Sandy clean out*

Spongebob: (yawns) "I really should be getting home now.."

Sandy: (frowns)"Aw,already?" "Can't you stay a little longer,Spongebob?" "I'm not doing anything,AT ALL tonight...we could just spend the together..in my room...just me and you..Spongebob.." (blushes)

Spongebob:"Nah,I really should take Patrick home,as for myself.."

Sandy: (frowns) "Oh,okay...maybe next time..."

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Spongebob: (shrugs) "Well that could of meant,ANYTHING.."

END OF EPISODE 1[/u]

See? Like That,but it doesn't be that long...It could short or as long as you want! JUST MAKE A GOOD OR FUNNY SKETCH.

[werebobwildpants]

Patrick: Anything... OR SOMETHING...

SpongeBob: Hmmm... IDEA! Patrick, I know what dirty perverted and possibly retarded thing we're gonna do today!

*POP CULTURE REFERENCE*

Phineas: *a couple tables over* Hey, that's my line, b!tch.

Ferb: *passes out on table*

SpongeBob: Just back away slowly, Patrick...

Patrick: *baaaaaacks away with SpongeBob*

*Later*

SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. What were you saying about Sandy earlier?

Patrick: Hmmm... duuuuude, I'm so drunk, I can't even remember five minutes ago... hey, who're you again?

SpongeBob: *facepalm* Oi...

END OF EPISODE TWO

[spandy4evalove]

LOL thats my Line XD. That so funny.

[deandre]

Spongebob: *Splashes water on Pat's face*
Patrick: HUH WHAT... Who's there?
Spongebob: Get up patrick, Im taking you home.
Patrick: Ok boss... *gets in car*
Spongebob: *gets in car and starts to drive Patrick home*
Patrick: *falls asleep snoring* ZZZzzzZZZzzz
Spongebob: *puts patrick in his rock hole house thingy*
Spongebob: hmm.. maby i should drive to sandy..
*Flash Back*** Sandy's place 10:50** Just ME and You Spongebob.. in my ROOM.

End Of Episode THRee
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[awsome78]

Spongebob and patrick arrived at sandy's house.The dome was silent for a short period of time.
Spongebob: ???Hello?

[Erin]

Patrick:"Hmm.." *hiccup*"It's pretty quiet.." *hiccup* "Do you think she has anothor guy in there?" *hiccup*

Spongebob:*jeallous*"WHAT?" "NO WAY..I JUST LEFT FOR..." *hears a sound inside* "Hmm..maybe I should check this out alone..you're still pretty wasted from all that ice cream..." *notices the door wide open* *puts water helmet on* *tip toes inside*

Voice:"HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!" "HE'LL NEVER LOVE ME!" *sobs*

Spongebob:"Sounds like Sandy,I better check on her..." *runs inside* *peeks inside seeing Sandy on bed,in a pink night-gown,sobbing* "Sandy,are alright?"

Sandy:*smiles*"Spongebob is that you?" "Come in."

Spongebob:"YEAH!" *walks in* "Sorry,I left earlier..Patrick just wanted me to hangout with him--" *sits next to her on the bed*

Sandy:"Yeah,I know..It's just some times..." "It feels like you care more about Patrick then me.." *looks away sadly* Which,I is okay,you've know him,longer.."

Spongebob:"Well..that's kind what I wanted to talk to you about Sandy,listen I--"

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

Squidward:*knocking at door* *yells*"Come on,Sandy were going to late for our resevations!"

Sandy:"Hold that thought,Spongebob.."

Spongebob:*frowns* "Yeah,sure.."

Sandy:*walks down treehouse* *goes to front door* "Oh,sorry..Squidward..I kind of need to cancel,I know this sounds harsh but,I only was going to date you,to make Spongebob jealous,but since he's here now,I don't need to do that now." *giggles* "Bye Squidward!" *slams door in his face*

Squidward:"What in NEPTUNES name,does that squirel see in that sponge-for-brains?!" "Pfft,squirel woman.." *storms off*

-END OF EPISODE 5-

[Sweetie]

*MEANWHILE*

Sandy:*walks back to her room* *sits next to Spongebob on her bed*"Heyy,Spongy..Why don't you tell what you wanted to tell me before.." *smiles*

Spongebob:"But don't you have go on you're date with Squidward?"

Sandy:"Oh,that?" "That was a misunderstanding.." "Besides,I don't like him.." "I like someone else..."

Spongebob:*frowns* "Oh,who?"

Sandy:*giggles* "Guess."

Spongebob:*jealous* "Larry?!" "Or,Patrick?" "Or some old boyfriend from "TE-XAS?"

Sandy:"No,no and no.." "You see,Spongebob..I've never really dated anybody.." "It was only because,I've always been a bit of a science geek my whole life.." *frowns* "Nobody,wants to date that.."

Spongebob:"Wow..I-I mean..well..this might sound,REALLY shocking to you,because of how cool I apear to be now..but..Sandy,I was a nerd too..still am.." "That's why I never had a girlfriend in my life..well,I had Patrick..but he doesn't really count.."

Sandy:*chuckles* "I know,Spongebob,I've seen you're high school year book.." "That's just amazing,I didn't know we had so much in common.."

Spongebob:"Yeah,I don't know about those other guys but..I'd be luckiest guy in the ocean to have a girl as beatuiful,smart,fun,and sweet as you as my girlfriend.." *blushes*

Sandy:*blushes* *scoots closer to him*"Same here but,about you.." "I've never meet a guy as amazing as you.."

*They lean in,closer and closer*

Sandy: *puckers lips up*

Spongebob:*notices* *takes a deep breath and takes his helmet off* *puckers lips up*

*They were just a inch away from kissing when...CRASH!*

-END OF EPISODE 6-

(GASP,A CLIFF-HANGER,I'M SO EVIL. XDD Sorry if that was very OOC,but OH WELL. XDD)

[deandre]

*last time* *CRASH*
SPonge:WHAT THE @$^# WHAS THAT
sandy:*nervouse*
voice: Dont be scared my love, im here for you
Sandy:reconizine the voice*
sponge:*putting up his fist ready to fight*
sandy:I know you.. your my old frineds LARRY SQUIRL
Larry:That is right it is I larry Squirl *in a macho guy tone*
Sandy:Larry what are you doing here?
Sponge:Yeh, What you want?!
LArry:*putting his paw in spongebobs face*
Larry:I came for you sandy.. i i .. i miss you please take me back
Sandy:*confused* Umm larry... we never dated
Larry:I know but i just cant stop thinking about you.
SPonge:*pissed* *is about to punch larry*
Sandy:Larry it good you care in all but you see.. Im with somone else.
Sponge:*grinning in victory*
Larry:Oh i see *saddnes of a frown*
Larry:*walking out of the dome going back to texas*
Sponge:Yeh you better leave
Larry: *turns back at sponge bob*
SPonge:*Now relizing not the best idead* *flexes his mustals ready for anything*
Larry: *angry* YOU THINK YOUR SO TUFF.. PROOVE IT.
Larry:*grinning* I CHALLANGE YOU TO A TEXAS SHOWDOWN. WINNER GETS THE GIRL (squirl)
Sponge: Normily id say no....
larry:*liffting one eyebrow*
Sponge:but in this case BRING IT ON NUT FACE!!! *whispers* No offence sandy
Sandy:*giggles* none taken honey
Larry:Ill be your honey once i win. *smirking*
sponge&larry: *CHARGE FOR EACH OTHER IN FULL BIRST*
-_-BOOM CRASH CRACKLE BOMP ECT.-_-

--BIG FLASH OF LIGHT APEARS AFTER THE CRASH-
--SIGHN READING:SPONGEBOB VS. LARRY
TEXAS SHOWDOWN-
Texas showdown challanges:Caddle ropping, Pie eating, Fight to the finish
(noone dies in the last event its just whoever quits first)

-End of Episode 7-

LETS GET READY TO SPONGE BAAAALLL!!!!
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE >

[Sweetie]

Sandy:(worried) "On second thought,you don't have to fight for me Spongebob!" "You already won my heart!" "I love and care about you,Spongebob!" "I don't want to get hurt!" "Just get out of this fight!"

Spongebob:"You want to me to quit the match?" "Give up,on the match?" "I mean,I love you too Sandy but..I want to prove myself!"

Sandy: (frowns) "Spongebob,please don't do this to me." (tear falls down cheek) "I don't want to loose you.."

Spongebob:"Oh,Sandy please don't cry!" "Okay,the fight is off!"

Larry:"WHAT?!" "BUT--BUT.."

Sandy:"Sorry,Larry but Spongebob is mine.." "He completes me." (smiles) "Come on,Spongebob...you can sleep in my house tonight.." (suductive smile)

Larry:"BUT-BUT.."

Sandy:"Get off my house,Larry." "The door is right over there.."

Larry:"Fine.." "YOUR BOTH FREAKS! YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER!"(walks out) (slams door shut)

Sandy: (giggles) "Come on,Spongy.." "I'll walk you up to my room.." (grabs Spongebob's hand) (leads him to her bedroom) "Good thing you didn't fight Larry,you're going to need you're engery for tonight."

Spongebob:(confused) "What do you mean?"

Sandy: (giggles) "You'll see..." (winks)

-The Next Day-

Sandy:(wakes up) (stretches her arms around Spongebob) "Wow,that's what it feels like to loose you're virginity.."

Spongebob: (half-awake) "Wait..that you're first time doing that too?" (faints)

-END OF EPISODE 7-

[deandre]

-Thus concludes the first spongebob&sandy (spandy) episodes 1-7-

STAY TUNES FOR NEXT SESON YALL

YEEEEEEE HAAAAA

*closing cheering and clapping of the end of first seson*

[peaches2217]

SEASON 2

Episode 8

Sandy: *standing over Spongebob* Um... Spongebob? Are you okay?

Spongebob: *wakes up* Huh...? Oh, yeah, I'm-- *pauses* Sandy, you're naked! *passes out again*

Sandy: TT-TT '

*A little while later...*

Spongebob: So... That was your first time, too.

Sandy: Yeah... So what?

Spongebob: You... You're just to good at it, so I figured you'd done it before!

Sandy: *facepalm* You really know nothing about this, do you?

Spongebob: No!

Sandy: Hmm... Guess there's some stuff I'm gonna have to teach ya.

--END EPISODE 8-- *short eppy, I know XD*

[Erin]

Sandy: *sighs* "...Spongebob the reason,I was good at it,was because,I love you,and I wanted to show you how much I loved you." *blushes*

Spongebob:"You--loo-vveeee me?" *passes out again*

Sandy:*giggles*"I really need to help that little guy with his self estem." "He's starting to worry me.."

Spongebob:*wakes up* "WOW,GARY I HAD THE BEST DREAM,YOU NOT GOING TO--*sees Sandy* "It wasn't a dream..*passes out,AGAIN..*

Sandy:*smacks him with her pillow* "Would you STOP,that?" "You're starting to scare me!"

Spongebob:*muffled under blankets* "OW.GARY,WHY DID YOU HIT ME,WITH A PILLOW?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!" *cries*

Sandy:*shakes head*"Oh,boy..Now I'm little too concerned.."

-END OF EPISOODE 9-

[deandre]

Sandy:Wakey wakey
Sponge:huh what...
Sandy:*giggles* are you ok now?
Sponge:yes it just taking all that in
Sponge:*confused why dose it feel like i've done this in my sleep.
Sandy:*grins* I sud used you heh heh heh
Sponge:WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS? HOW MANY TIME?
Sandy: only a few *counting* 1..4...5... *conclusion* 47 times.
Sponge: I feel so used *abused expression*
Sandy: Aw it ok maby after work we can try again?
Sponge: ok BYE *RUNNING FOR WORK*

-End of Episode 10 Season 2-

[Deli]

*AT THE KRUSTY KRAB*

SpongeBob: *think's he's thinking* Dear God, that was the best feeling in the world...

Squidward: What was?

SpongeBob: DEAAAAAUUUGH! HOW CAN YOU READ MY THOUGHTS?!?!

Squidward: You were speaking out loud, dumbass. Anywaaay, I heard after I left you and Sandy, err... pushed the limit if ya know what I mean.

SpongeBob: *sweats and tugs at collar* W-W-What?! Where would you get a silly idea like thaaaaat?! *eyes shift around the room*

Squidward: *unimpressed face as he holds up a copy of the Bikini Bottom Gossip*

[Erin]

Spongebob:"Pfftt." "Do fish still read those?" *nervous chuckle* "Kids's these days."

Squidward:"Don't play dumb with me!" "I know what you did with my Sandy last night!"

Spongebob:"You're Sandy?" "But-but..."

Sandy:*walks in through back door* "Hey,Spongy.." *blows Spongebob a kiss* "I had a great time with you,last night." *winks at him* "Maybe,you can come over again sometime!" *giggles*

Squidward:*sighs* "Sandy,you're attempts at making me jealous are just sad.."

Sandy:*ignores Squidward* "Anyway,cya tonight,Spongebob." *winks* "I love you.." *blushes*

Spongebob:*blushes* "I love you too."

Sandy:*leaves*

Squidward:"Enjoy it while it lasts,Sandy doesn't really love you Spongebob.." "She loves,me.." *smirks* "She's only with you,to make me jealous,it's rather sad.."

Spongebob:"Squidward...I've put up with you're insults,putdowns,pranks and really pathtic attempts to make me cry and feel terrible about myself but,let me tell you something...WHEN IT COMES TO ME,DATING SANDY..WELL..I'M JUST NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYMORE!!!" "JUST SHUT UP,AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!" "I'M THE LUCKIEST SPONGE IN THE WHOLE SEA,I'M DATING THE GIRL,I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH SINCE I MEET HER,AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN IT!" *tears run face* "Just let me be happy,for once.."

Squidward: "...Whatever,just don't come crying to me when she breaks up with you for some other guy,like me.."

*phone buzz*

Spongebob:"Hold that,thought Squidward." *takes out phone* *Text message pops up*

"Hey,Spongy. I miss you! Can you take off early from work and hang out with me,now?" ^^ Love you.." <3

Spongebob:*reads it* *blushes* "Sorry,Squidward.." "I have to take off,early." "Tell Mr.Krabs I'm taking the day off." *leaves*

Squidward: *shakes head* "That poor wiped,sucker."

-END OF EPISODE 12-