Post by graphicsgirl on Oct 13, 2010 15:49:05 GMT -5
A/N: Hi-De-Hi! GG here, parodying Hannah and the Ice Caves (you know, that Neopets thing yer sick of hearing about) with SpongeBob! And yes, there will be Spandy GUARANTEED!
All SpongeBob characters owned by Stephen Hillenburg. Hannah and the Ice Caves and all characters owned by Neopets.
Soooooooo...dundundun! I present to yooooooooooou.....SANDY AND THE ICE CAVES! *is shot for lame title*
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Chapter 1: A Gem? Where?
The Frycooks Guild, a group of the oceans finest thieves, and all of whom were frycooks (hence the name).One day when they raided a cave rumored to hold great treasures does our story begin...
"Statues, pottery and a few old books. Hardly worth the effort to bring it back. Get this cra- I mean, rubbish out of my sight," snarled Eugene Krabs, the feared and money-mad leader.
A blonde puffer fish stepped forward with a book in her hand, "Eugene, there is something interesting here," she said pointing to a page covered in strange markings, "I can't make it all out but there is some mention of a very special gem."
"How special?"
"It says there is a huge gem called the Heart of the Mountain hidden within Sand Mountain that is said to bring eternal life-"
"Does it bring endless money?"
"Umm, no, just eternal life..."
"Then it's no use to me! I wanted money!"
"But if you had eternal life, then you'd be able to spend eternity stealing money and what not,"
Krabs' eyes suddenly turned into dollar signs at the thought of this, "Then in that case, carry on,"
The puffer fish turned her attention back to the book, "It says something about a key to the heart deep within a tomb with these strange markings on it. That is all I can make out, sir."
Krabs turned to face his fleet of thieves, "You are my most able thieves and I have a little task for you. There is something I want hidden in a tomb somewhere. The tomb has strange markings on it like this," he said taking the book from the puffer and pointing to the symbols, "Bring what is inside the tomb to me and I will reward you very richly..."
"Yeah, one penny," a hooded squid muttered to himself.
"We shall meet in a month at the foot of Sand Mountain. Now, be off and find me my prize!"
The thieves/frycooks headed off in their separate directions, their minds set on finding the tomb and it's contents.
"Wait," Krabs said pulling a starfish aside, "I have a special mission for you,"
"Yay! I feel important!" beamed the starfish, showing a single buck tooth and drooling a little.
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Chapter 2: Sandy, I need your help.
Sandy Cheeks was a local celebrity in Bikini Bottom, famous for exploring caves filled with pirate treasure and living life to the extreme. Wrestling wild clams, Karate fighting with robots in radioactive factories, flying through the air with a lasso, you name it, she'd do.
Dancing around in the local pub, a glass of something acorn flavored in one hand, Sandy sang, "They call me Sandy the brave, Sandy the quick. I'll get you the gems and be out in a tick. When they see Sandy coming, they all turn and flee! Yep! No challenge is a match for me! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!"
When closing time came round, a figure stepped out of the far shadows of the pub and approached Sandy, he was a square sponge, a dark hood and cloak shadowing his face.
"Excuse me, Sandy? My name is SpongeBob. I have heard of your great deeds and could use your assistance with a matter of grave importance. My sister is dying and I need to help her. My village has been afflicted with a mysterious plague and I have
been sent to find the cure. The cure is hidden in a tomb somewhere and I lack the experience to retrieve it. My only clues are these strange symbols," he said handing Sandy a scroll.
"Hmm... I've seen something like those symbols before. It was a long time ago when I was in the Coral Desert," said Sandy surveying the scroll, "But if you need a cure, I tinker in science, I can easily whip up a potion..."
"Uhh...no, it's too risky! Please Sandy, take me to the desert, help me save my sis?" pleaded SpongeBob, giving Sandy the classic "puppy-dog" look.
Sandy pondered for a minute. She looked down at the scroll, then at SpongeBob. "Well, it might not be the vast plains of Texas, but sure! I'll do it!"
All SpongeBob characters owned by Stephen Hillenburg. Hannah and the Ice Caves and all characters owned by Neopets.
Soooooooo...dundundun! I present to yooooooooooou.....SANDY AND THE ICE CAVES! *is shot for lame title*
---
Chapter 1: A Gem? Where?
The Frycooks Guild, a group of the oceans finest thieves, and all of whom were frycooks (hence the name).One day when they raided a cave rumored to hold great treasures does our story begin...
"Statues, pottery and a few old books. Hardly worth the effort to bring it back. Get this cra- I mean, rubbish out of my sight," snarled Eugene Krabs, the feared and money-mad leader.
A blonde puffer fish stepped forward with a book in her hand, "Eugene, there is something interesting here," she said pointing to a page covered in strange markings, "I can't make it all out but there is some mention of a very special gem."
"How special?"
"It says there is a huge gem called the Heart of the Mountain hidden within Sand Mountain that is said to bring eternal life-"
"Does it bring endless money?"
"Umm, no, just eternal life..."
"Then it's no use to me! I wanted money!"
"But if you had eternal life, then you'd be able to spend eternity stealing money and what not,"
Krabs' eyes suddenly turned into dollar signs at the thought of this, "Then in that case, carry on,"
The puffer fish turned her attention back to the book, "It says something about a key to the heart deep within a tomb with these strange markings on it. That is all I can make out, sir."
Krabs turned to face his fleet of thieves, "You are my most able thieves and I have a little task for you. There is something I want hidden in a tomb somewhere. The tomb has strange markings on it like this," he said taking the book from the puffer and pointing to the symbols, "Bring what is inside the tomb to me and I will reward you very richly..."
"Yeah, one penny," a hooded squid muttered to himself.
"We shall meet in a month at the foot of Sand Mountain. Now, be off and find me my prize!"
The thieves/frycooks headed off in their separate directions, their minds set on finding the tomb and it's contents.
"Wait," Krabs said pulling a starfish aside, "I have a special mission for you,"
"Yay! I feel important!" beamed the starfish, showing a single buck tooth and drooling a little.
---
Chapter 2: Sandy, I need your help.
Sandy Cheeks was a local celebrity in Bikini Bottom, famous for exploring caves filled with pirate treasure and living life to the extreme. Wrestling wild clams, Karate fighting with robots in radioactive factories, flying through the air with a lasso, you name it, she'd do.
Dancing around in the local pub, a glass of something acorn flavored in one hand, Sandy sang, "They call me Sandy the brave, Sandy the quick. I'll get you the gems and be out in a tick. When they see Sandy coming, they all turn and flee! Yep! No challenge is a match for me! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!"
When closing time came round, a figure stepped out of the far shadows of the pub and approached Sandy, he was a square sponge, a dark hood and cloak shadowing his face.
"Excuse me, Sandy? My name is SpongeBob. I have heard of your great deeds and could use your assistance with a matter of grave importance. My sister is dying and I need to help her. My village has been afflicted with a mysterious plague and I have
been sent to find the cure. The cure is hidden in a tomb somewhere and I lack the experience to retrieve it. My only clues are these strange symbols," he said handing Sandy a scroll.
"Hmm... I've seen something like those symbols before. It was a long time ago when I was in the Coral Desert," said Sandy surveying the scroll, "But if you need a cure, I tinker in science, I can easily whip up a potion..."
"Uhh...no, it's too risky! Please Sandy, take me to the desert, help me save my sis?" pleaded SpongeBob, giving Sandy the classic "puppy-dog" look.
Sandy pondered for a minute. She looked down at the scroll, then at SpongeBob. "Well, it might not be the vast plains of Texas, but sure! I'll do it!"
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