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Post by angel624 on Aug 23, 2008 18:05:04 GMT -5
Well, this is our best chance for Spandy-lovin' so let us SCRUM it! For an example of a SCRUM script, here's one we did for "Surfaces of Love": www.spongebobxsandy.proboards53.com/index.cgi?board=roleplaying&action=display&thread=160
This is basically what we think is going to happen/reallyreallyreally want to happen when "Who Bob What Pants?" premieres. So, yay![/i][/u] --- Random Patchy crud where Patchy loses his memory or whatever...  TITLE CARD: WHO BOB WHAT PANTSNarrarator (because we haven't heard from him in awhile and he's awesome): Ah, ze sea. A place where whatever can happen, usually will. A place filled with such peace, such serene silence, such-- SpongeBob: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M READY!!!!!!!!!! Narrarator: Well, most of ze time. SpongeBob: Ah'm ready! Ah'm ready! Ah'm rererererereready! *skips over to Patrick's rock* Hey, Patrick! ... Patrick? Patrick pokes his head out of the sand, causing SpongeBob to yelp in surprise.SpongeBob: *yelps in surprise* Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Oh, it's you! Whew! Ready to go jellyfishing? Patrick: Sorry, I can't. SpongeBob: Why not? Patrick: Cuz I'm trying to see how that big, red fish we saw way back when could have possibly managed to survive underground as long as it did. SpongeBob: 0_o Patrick: Well, good luck jellyfishing! *reburies himself* Squidward steps outside.SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go jellyfishing? Squidward steps back inside.SpongeBob: I'll take that as a "No." Ah, well. I'm sure Sandy'll play with me! Bubble transistion to the Treedome. Sandy is inside, looking into a test tube and holding a dropper over it.Sandy: Careful, Sandy...don't panic...you only need one drop of the solution, then you'll have your water-breathing enablement...no big deal, just...stay...calm... SpongeBob slams the door open.SpongeBob: HEY SANDY!!! In startlement, Sandy accidentally lets two drops into the test tube, causing its contents to combust and explode in her face, charring her fur.SpongeBob: ...whoops... Sandy: That. Does. It. SpongeBob: D-d-d-does what? Sandy: Out of all the *stupid* things you've done, this takes the cake. SpongeBob: What'd I do?! Sandy: I was this close, this close!, to finishing my greatest invention, one that would make my life so much easier, and you ruined it! SpongeBob: I'm sorry! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing! Sandy: Get out. SpongeBob: ...beg your pardon? Sandy: I am madder than a wet hen at you, and I want you out of my house! Now GIT! SpongeBob gits.~Goodness gracious, that was a long intro to type...~
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 23, 2008 18:14:57 GMT -5
<3
sounds realllll.! i love it when they sound reaaalll.
hehehehjrsjfvsdhjgfv *squeal for no apparent reason..*
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Post by Muffin on Aug 23, 2008 18:38:33 GMT -5
SpongeBob: (walks slowly out of Sandy's Treedome, as Sandy tries to clean up the mess he made) "This is bad. I've never made Sandy this mad before! I mean, she's kicked me out many times for different reasons, but this time was different... Aw, Neptune, I'm such a clutz!(sp?)" (randomly sits down, and plays with the sand) ...That's all I can think of right now  |
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Post by angel624 on Aug 23, 2008 19:15:27 GMT -5
SpongeBob: *sigh*...seems like everyone's too busy to play with me these days...especially Sandy. Ah, I remember the good old days when we'd play karate all afternoon and all night long1...if I could start over, I think I'd spend more time with her2. I'd even tell her what I truly think about her...3
SpongeBob closes his eyes in thought as sappy music plays.
SpongeBob: Well! Those jellyfish aren't gonna catch themselves! *puts on his jellyfishing glasses and darts off*
1: More karate=lovemaking symbolism, lolz...
2: w00t, foreshadowing!!!
3: Give me a break, I just finished The Other Boleyn Girl, and I'm in a really sappy/romantic mood...
(Yay footnotes!)
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 23, 2008 19:47:34 GMT -5
1: More karate=lovemaking symbolism, lolz... 2: w00t, foreshadowing!!! 3: Give me a break, I just finished The Other Boleyn Girl, and I'm in a really sappy/romantic mood... (Yay footnotes!) yay! I love romance! keep it coming! teeheee! |
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 23, 2008 19:56:48 GMT -5
(I just watch the WBWP commercial again...and it looks like, judging by his expression as he was falling, that he jumped off the cliff puposely....eek! I wonder if thats how distraught he'll be...)
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Post by Muffin on Aug 23, 2008 20:05:20 GMT -5
SpongeBob: (arrives at Jellyfish Fields, with a net in hand) (hides behind some random coral thing) (looks around) "Huh, where are all the jellyfish today?"
Jellyfish: (is swimming absent-mindedly, then swims into SpongeBob) ?!
SpongeBob: "AH-HA! (attempts to catch the jellyfish, then ends up catching himself) Darn it..." -_-
Jellyfish: (buzzes in a laughing way, then attempts to swim away) (SpongeBob grabs it rather quickly) ...
SpongeBob: "Well, um, since you won't let me catch you, how about you play with me?" (big grin)
Jellyfish: Buzz. No.
SpongeBob: "Aw, come on! Please?!"
Jellyfish: Buzz. No.
SpongeBob: "Please?!"
Jellyfish: Buzz. No.
SpongeBob: "Plea--"
Jellyfish: (gets annoyed and finally stings him) (swims away)
SpongeBob: (looks at throbbing hand in a painful/sad way) *sigh* "Aw, who am I kidding? No one wants to hang out, or play with me. I'm just a nuisance to everyone around me. Maybe I should just leave..."
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 23, 2008 20:38:49 GMT -5
(Spongebob drops his net and walks aimlessly through Jellyfish Fields. Night falls.)
Spongebob: They don't need you, Spongebob. They're all too busy for you...with lives and games and science. (Clenches fist dramatically) You'd better leave where you're not wanted....and start a new life somewhere else
(Something stirs to his right. He turns to see a large boulder.)
SB: Eh? Whasthat...? (He walks backwards slowly away from the rock, thinking something's behind it.)
Sb: Come out...who ever you are. I know. Kar-ah tay!
(The "rock" sprouts eyes and it turns out to be a giant wild snail.)
Sb: Oh. It's just a snail. Well carry on giant mollusk. Your family probably wants and misses you. (He turns and trips over a stone in the ground and plummets over a cliff.)
SB: WHaaaaa!!!!
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Post by angel624 on Aug 24, 2008 18:22:46 GMT -5
(I just watch the WBWP commercial again...and it looks like, judging by his expression as he was falling, that he jumped off the cliff puposely....eek! I wonder if thats how distraught he'll be...) OMG, that's be pretty...cool. It would mean the show is getting back in touch with its adult-cartoon roots! ~~~ Meanwhile, Sandy is beginning to think about her earlier actions. She is lying on her bed, staring at the ceiling.1Sandy: Gosh...maybe I was too hard on the little dude. I mean, its not like that's the first time he's messed up my science experiments. But...arrgh! 2 If he only knew how gol-dang important a water-breathing sports drink would be to me! *sigh* I'd better go find him and tell him I'm sorry...and explain why I was so mad. She gets off the bed and starts to put on her suit.Sandy: I know how emotional he can get...I hope he hasn't done anything stupid... Instant scene-change to SpongeBob, lying face-down on a very hard-looking rock. He sits up.SpongeBob: Owwwww...*rubs head and looks around*...where am I? Wha' happun? Who am I? 1: Because I say so! 2: Not a pirate 'arrgh', but a frustrated girl 'arrgh'. |
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 26, 2008 11:42:13 GMT -5
(The confused Sponge looks around .)
SB: Ive got such a headache....who ever I am.....Barnacles. I can't remember anything. What am I doing out here at night and away from civilization? I musta had an accident...
(He struggles and gets up, a bit painfully. There are city lights in the distance.)
SB: Well, I probably live there....better get goin'.
(He wobbles toward the city. As he nears it he reads a sign that says" Welcome to New Kelp City." Grafitied below that it read "the toughest town under the ocean."
Sb: wow, this seems like my kinda place....I think. I must be a tough guy!
(He walks unsteadily into a rather dirty city street.)
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Post by angel624 on Aug 26, 2008 13:02:02 GMT -5
As SpongeBob explores the city, he notices a sign that says 'No Bubbles! At all!'
SpongeBob: Bubbles? What are those? *pats his hip* Hey! What's in my pocket? *pulls out a bubble jar* What does this do? *opens the vat and pulls out the bubble wand; a breeze blows out a bubble* HUH?! *the bubble pops, and SpongeBob blows one himself* D'ahahahahahaaaaa!!! *joyfully blows bubbles*
From the shadows of an alley, big, tough guys stare angrily at SpongeBob.
Meanwhile, back at Bikini Bottom...
Squidward: Ahh, what a surprisingly quiet day. Perhaps now I can relax and play my clarinet...maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud...
There is a loud knock on the door.
Squidward: *winces* Figures. *opens the door* What are you doing here, Sandy?
Sandy: *is panting and close to panicking* Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob anywhere?
Squidward: No, thank Neptune.
Sandy: *now panicking* Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! What if he's gone and done something stupid? Oh, my gosh, I've driven out of town! Why'd I get so mad at him?
Patrick, who has snuck in, is mimicing Sandy's panicked gasps. She finally notices.
Patrick: This is a fun game!
Sandy: This ain't a game, Patrick! SpongeBob's gone missin'!
Patrick: AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Squidward: He's gone missing thousands of times before an you've never panicked!
Patrick: Sure, I have.
Squidward: Not you! Her!
Sandy: This time's different! I kicked him out before he even got a chance to apologize or anything! I was lookin' for him so I could tell him why I was so mad that he messed up my water-breathing sports drink.
Squidward: A water-breathing sports drink? *honking laugh* Now, what on earth could be so important about that when you've got your whole...*gestures at her SCUBA suit*...astronaut get-up?
Sandy: ...I've, uh, got my own private reasons.
(Meanwhile, Angel has just run out of inspiration)
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 27, 2008 21:39:57 GMT -5
(Noooo! Not your inspiration Angel!!! lol I like this so far!I hope the real one's as good as this...)
Sandy:...anyhow...we gotta figure out where Spongebob's at!
Patrick: Yeah!
Squidaward: We? We! Why am I always included in SpongeBob's stupid shenanigans, when I don't care about them? He's probably out...Jellyfishing..or bubble blowing..or doing some other nonsense.
Patrick: But Squidward...
Squidward: Patrick, I'm sure that SpongeBob is fine. Now could I get some peace and-
(Mr. Krabs walks by walking his pet worm. He notices the crowd at Squidward's door.)
Krabs: Hey, what's all this about?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs-!
Sandy: Spongebob's gone missin'!
Krabs: Missin'?
Patrick: Yeah! Yesterday Sandy was mean to him and told him to (he imitates Sandy's tone and accent) Git OUT! and he was really sad and-
Sandy: Ok, Patrick! I was hard on him, alright!? Did you see Spongebob yesterday?
Patrick: He asked me to go Jellyfishing but I was busy playing by myself in the sand....
Sandy: Oh no! Squidward What about you? Didja see'im yesterday?
Squidward: Yeah. Like nearly every morning he invites me to do something I never want to do.
Sandy: What's that?
Squidward: Jellyfishing!
Sandy: Ohhhh! *she moaned* He asked me too, but he made me mess up and I got too mad at him...
Krabs: Well, aren't you all a bunch of jerks. You wouldn't spend a little extra time with the boy and now he's missin'.
Squidward: Like you would go Jellyfishing with him! Besides, Mr. Krabs, when was the last time you "spent a little extra" anything on anyone!?
Krabs: You callin' me a cheapskate, Mr. Squidward?
Sandy: There's no time for this, boys!
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 27, 2008 21:52:16 GMT -5
Sandy (cont.): We've gotta find him! I just know somethin' ain't right. Whadda ya say? Let's find him?
Patrick: Yesss! I wanna find Spongebo- haa--haaa-haa- ahb. *he cries*
(Sandy pats his shoulder.)
Sandy: You two?
Krabs: well, I gotta have my best..uh..ONLY frycook back! I got no one to make patties!
Sandy: Squidward, you in?
(Squidward opens his mouth to say no.)
Krabs: Do it or you're fired.
Squidward: Yeah, there's a threat. Fine, I'll go.
Sandy: good. Now, Spongebob was goin' to go Jellyfishin'. Let's head off to Jellyfish Fields to see if there's any clues.
*Bubble transition*
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Post by howsimplylovely on Aug 27, 2008 22:26:45 GMT -5
(Spongebob is sitting on an empty street corner blowing bubbles.)
SB: This is kinda fun!..but...strange..it seems vaguely familiar.
(He blows one that is shaped like a star.)
SB: Hmmmm...
(He then blows more. They are the shape of his forgotten friends, but he doesn't recognize them.)
(A mailman walks by and sees the bubbles.)
Mailman: Hey, man. You're not from around here are you?
SB: I..uhh. I'm not really sure. You see...I-
Mailman: Well, I wouln't be doing that if I were you.
SB: Really? Why not? Is it...illegal?
Mailman: No. It ain't illegal, but it might as well be! See there's this gang of gansters..
(He points to the "No Bubbles! At all!" sign)
SB: A gang of ...gangsters? (He trembles)
Mailman: yeah. Gang of gangsters, and they try to kick out all the folks that show that they aren't tough enough to like in New Kelp City. These gangsters think that bubble blowing is an automatic sign of weakness so they take it upon themselves to persecute the bubble blowers.
SB: Dontcha mean prosecute?
Mailman: No. Persecute.
(SB looks nauseated.)
Mailman: Well, I gotta be goin'. Stay away from that bubble soap, ya hear?
SB: Yeah...thanks...
(mailman walks away)
SB: So that's what it's called. Blowing bubbles.
hm.....*he looks around nervously, looks at the bubble soap and blows a tiny bubble. He giggles.*
*Bubble transition to Jellyfish Fields..*
(The group is calling for Spongebob.)
Squidward: We've been looking for hours. Can't we call the police to search for him?
Sandy: No! I wanna find him myself and apologize for how I acted. Keep lookin'!
Squidward: Fishpaste.
Patrick: Hey! Here's Ol' Reliable! What are you doing out here...?
Krabs: Who?
Sandy: Spongebob's net!
(She runs over to where Patrick is.)
Sandy: That's his alright! He's been this way!
Patrick: But Why would he Leave his favorite jellyfish net?
Squidward: Could he have been eaten by a killer jellyfish? (He laughs)
(Sandy, on an impulse of rage, grabs Squidward's throat.)
Sandy: Squidward, this ain't no time for jokes! (She releases him. He breathes heavily and is shaken.)
Sandy: C'mon! This way!(the others follow.)
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Post by angel624 on Aug 28, 2008 13:15:46 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back in New Kelp City...
A gangsta fish and a gangsta shark emerge from the shadows.
Gangsta Fish: Hey! You! Rectangle!
SpongeBob: ...
Gangsta Shark: *whirls SpongeBob around* We'z talkin' ta YOU!
SpongeBob: ...oh...
Gangsta Fish: We'z bin watchin' ya. Youse likes ta blow bubblez, eh?
SpongeBob: I guess so.
Gangsta Shark: Well, we'z don't takes too kindly ta dose shenanigans round 'ere!
SpongeBob: Well, what's so weak about...? *blows a bubble, which pops in the gangsta fish's eyes*
Gangsta Fish: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH! MY EYEZZZZZ! MY EYEZZZZZ!
SpongeBob: *drops his bubble bottle in shock* Oh, my gosh, are you alright?!
Gangsta Shark: *pounds fists together* Oh, now youse gonna git it! *steps forward and slips in the spilt bubble solution* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! MY LEG! MY LEG!1
Gangsta Fish: Man, y-y-y-youse nuts!
Gangsta Shark: Let'z git outta 'ere!!!
The two gangsta's limp off, leaving a bewildered and confuzzled SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: ...what'd I do?
1: Yay, "My leg" has returned!!!
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