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Post by angel624 on Sept 28, 2008 20:42:46 GMT -5
I'll continue!
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Sandy: *shrugs* Science stuff, mainly. I wanted to stick around and study the critters of the ocean. When my first three-year grant was up, I realized I couldn't go back on land. So, I was hired by the chimps, those low-down filthy...! *realizes her temper's starting to get the better of her* Uh...anyhoo...
Atreew: Well, what made you stick around?
Sandy: *blushes* Err...well, uh...*thinks*if I tell him and he remembers who I am, I'll never hear the end of it!
Atreew: Hey, your face is turning red again! How do you do that?
Sandy: It happens when we land critters get embarassed or mad.
Atreew: What do you have to be embarassed about?
Sandy: Well...uh...*thinks* Well, go on, Sandy! Just tell him already!...
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Sandy: ...Nuthin'.
Atreew: ...
Sandy: ...
Atreew: Okay, then...so...I really shoulda asked this earlier, but...ya got any romantic interests?
Sandy: *to herself* This is gonna be a long night. *sighs*
Meanwhile, in the alley behind an ice cream shop...
Patrick is surrounded by the three prostitutes, who lokingly stroke his head whilst he licks a chocolate ice cream cone.
Patrick: This is the best ice cream ever!
But the way he looks at the prostitutes causes the older members of the auidence to realize he isn't really talking about the ice cream.
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Post by howsimplylovely on Sept 28, 2008 23:02:36 GMT -5
(LAWLZ ;D Patrick scored....mehbeh.) Sandy and Spongebob are sitting in a dimmly-lit booth inside the little restaurant.Sandy: I..I just grew real fond of the place I've lived for nearly ten years now... Atreew: I getcha. Was there a guy involved? ( says suggesively) Sandy: Wha-..? well..Not exactly, you-...well- Waiter: Here's your two sammiches. Two "Slappy Sam burgers," and a large Kelp cola, with two straws. Enjoy. Atreew: These look good. (Takes a bite.) Sandy: So...do they remind yeh of anything? Atreew: Like what? Sandy: Do the words "Krabby Patties" ring any bells? Atreew: Crabby Patties? Meat made out of crabs? Isn't that inhumane? Sandy: Oh, never mind. I need some hot sauce. (She takes the sauce sitting on the table near the sea salt and pepper.) This stuff'll add some flavor! (She dumps it on.) Atreew: Wow, you really like your hot sauce don't you? (He takes his finger and pours a tiny drop on and licks it. It sizzles on his toungue. He winces.) Wow. That stuff is hah-awt! Sandy: (Giggles.) Yeah I like my hot sauce! I'm from Texas! This stuff's no where near as hot as the stuff my ma used to make... Atreew: Texas? Never heard of it. Sandy: (Sighs.) I don't suppose you have. Atreew: So, how do you eat with your little suit...thingy on? Sandy: Well..you see I...(She looks at Atreew's mayor's top hat. She get's an idea.) Hey, Sponge- I mean Mayor, don't yeh know it ain't polite to wear your hat inside? Atreew: What? Really? Well I shan't be a bad example for my city. (He takes off the hat and sets it on the table. Sandy is relieved to see the huge knot on his head.) Sandy: Mayor! You have a huge bump on your head! How'd that happen?! Atreew: This little ol' thing? I just woke up the other day and it was there. Sandy: Well, what did you do before you discovered you got it? Atreew: Well...I don't actually know.. Sandy: (To herself) Bingo! ......... CONTINUE! =]
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Post by Muffin on Oct 3, 2008 18:06:08 GMT -5
SOMEONE CONTINUE! I'm dying, and... IDK. And I'm bored. XD
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Post by Erin on Nov 25, 2008 8:06:02 GMT -5
Ummm Muffin's right. I WANT MORE! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D Please?
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Post by angel624 on Dec 29, 2008 20:15:45 GMT -5
...even though the eppy premiered already?
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Post by Muffin on Dec 29, 2008 21:42:50 GMT -5
Well, it would be nice to see what it would have been like, I guess... *bored*
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Post by Erin on Apr 28, 2009 6:01:14 GMT -5
I wish someone would finish this story...oh well...
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Post by Muffin on May 2, 2009 10:18:18 GMT -5
I know! It's suddenly depressing.
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Post by amarabellagirl on May 26, 2009 20:00:39 GMT -5
I'm gonna try this guys!
Spongebob: All I remember is... hitting my head on something. And forgeting stuff.
Sandy: (to herself) He probably got amnesia! Spo- I mean Attrew, I think you hit your head. And forgot a whole bunch of things... including me.
Spongebob: I bumped my head on something! That's horrible!!
Sandy: Yeah...
(someone continue!!)
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Post by Erin on May 26, 2009 20:37:50 GMT -5
(I will continue! ;D)
Atreew: (Grabs her hand.) "Well, I don't know how I could ever possibly forget such a beautiful face such as yours." (Smiles.)
Sandy: (Blushes.) "I don't either, I mean we've been friends for soo long.."
Atreew: (gets excited) "Hey, you're face is all red again.." "Are you feeling okay?" (concerned face.)
Sandy: (Gets up.) "Yeah, I'm fine.." (puts a few bills on the table.) "Well I had a great time with you Atreew.." "But I better be going home now.."
Atreew: (frowns) "Are you sure you're okay?"
Sandy: "Yeah, I'll see you later.." (walks to the door.)
Atreew: (stops her.) "Well it was great to get to know you, again.." (laughs.)
Sandy: (little annoyed.) "Yeah it was great.." (walks out the restaurant.) "Good night.." (Deep sigh.)
Atreew: (follows her out.) (Kisses her check.) "Good night.."
Sandy: (blushes.) "I was you're bestest friend.." (frowns)(Leans against the front door.) "And I loved you, soo much, but you could never feel the same towards me.."
Atreew: (frowns.) "What makes you say that?"
Sandy: "Look at me Spo-Atreew!" "I'm a land creature, we could never be together!" "We could never date.."
Atreew: "But wasn't that back there?" "I may not remember you, but what I do know is you had to be a great friend.." "I mean I don't think I would know anybody who would go to these lengths to try get my memory back of them.." (smiles)
Sandy: (Blushes) (then smiles.) "It's like I told you before,I really care about you,I love you Spongebob.." (She got closer to him, and lifted up her helmet, and passionately kissed him.)
Atreew: (Blushes madly.) "I love you too, Sandy.."
Sandy: (blushes madly as well.) "Yeah.." (realizes what he just said.) "What did you just call me?!"
Atreew:(thinks back) "Uhh.." "Sandy?"
Sandy: (gets excited.) "Oh my gosh, Spongebob!" "You remember me!" (She hugged him tightly.)
Spongebob: (All the memories realized themselves to him.) "I DO!" "I remember everything!" "You,Patrick--"
Patrick: (Walks up with girls arm-in-arm with him.) "Hey guys.." "Meet my ladies.."
Ladies: (walk away.)
Patrick:(frowns) "Aww.."
The End.?
(That's All I got.) (Sorry.) (If you got a better ending,POST IT!)
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Post by amarabellagirl on May 27, 2009 15:19:07 GMT -5
OMG! Pixie! That was CUTE!! I don't think I could think of a better ending then that!!
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