Your Favorite Quotes from Other Fandoms

[werebobwildpants]

Make a list of your favorite quotes from other fandoms!


First Up: Origami


1. Sen: Oh my god... I'M GORGEOUS!!!
Michael: Really? I thought you were my brother.
Sen: WAY TO RUIN MY MOMENT!!

2. Thorin: I was thinking of taking up ballet like other girls...
Sen: ... AHAHAHAHA... Oh, you were serious?

3. Arik: Sen, if I could kill anyone, it would SO be you.
Sen: I love you too, buddeh!!

4. Sen: Thorin, stop dying and get up from the floor!

5. Kyle: You know, I dialed a wrong number last night.
Sen: Yeah? What did you do?
Kyle: Yelled ''IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!'' and hung up.
Sen: You're a smart, smart man, dude.

Chowder:

1. Chowder: Mung, why is Shnitzel always so happy on fives day? Is it the day he makes a poo?

2. Chowder: DO I GET TO WEAR A COOL EXPLORER'S HAT?!?!
Mung: Uh, no... I'm all out of hats...

3. Chowder: Muuuuung! My pretty outfit's getting all soiled!

4. Panini: Hiiiiiii num nums...
Chowder: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND- Heeeey, are those cookies?!?

5. Chowder: HIIII GAZPACHO!!!
Gazpacho: I regret NOTHING.

the Muppets:

1. Gonzo: You can all come with Camilla and me! We're going skiing in Hawaii!
Kermit: How do you ski in Hawaii!
Gonzo: You don't. You put on your skis and go down a mess of hot lava!

2. Hot Ticket Agent: Names?
Kermit: It's Kermit the Frog and friends.
Hot Ticket Agent: *typing* Kermit... the... Frog... I'm Joy, the Ticket Agent!
Pepe: *drools* HI, JOY THE TICKET AGENT...

3. Kermit: IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, WITH OUR SPECIAL GUEST MR. JOHN CLEEEEEEEESE!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

4. Mayor Bloomberg: But Miss Piggy, that would be rude! And the one thing New-Yorkers are known for is their kindness!
Miss Piggy: What has he done to this city?!

5. Miss Piggy: How hard is it to mail a letter? LICK THE STAMP, AND MOVE!!!

[peaches2217]

Pucca (of course)

Tobe: What... What's going on here?! And why am I dressed like this?
Chief: We're getting married, remember? You love me!
Tobe: I... I do?
Master Soo: He does! They are married! Mozel Tov.
Tobe: *getting dragged down the aisle* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Tobe: ...Mommy...

I have to go now, but I've got plenty more later!!!

[werebobwildpants]

And you know what? MORE ORIGAMI QUOTES!!!!!

Thorin: We are gonna get the best celebrity in the WORLD to make a YouTube video! It's-
Sen: JIM HENSON!!!
Thorin: Sen, Jim Henson's been dead for nearly twenty years.
Sen: *blinks twice* EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!

Sen: *cuddles a giant van he found in the junkyard* I SHALL CALL YOU FLUFFY!!
Arik: I am NOT gonna be seen in public with that thing!
Sen: You're just mad because YOU don't have a van named Fluffy! *kisses van*

Sen: Avatar was the BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
Arik: It was just a bunch of blue people running around without pants.
Michael: Yeah, if I wanted to see that, I could've just stared at Squidward Tentacles for three hours.

Sen: Why does our show SUCK so much?
Thorin: Because the viewers are all nerds. *points out as if to the audience* that's right, I'm talkin' to YOOOOOOOU!!!

Police Officers: We have you surrounded!
Kyle: What do we do?!?!
Sen: FAKE OUT MAKE OUT!! *attempts to kiss Kyle*
Kyle: Hey! Dinner and a movie first, buddy!!

[peaches2217]

MORE PUCCA QUOTES!!!

Tobe: *face palm* So many ninjas, so few braincells.
Chief: *off in the distance* Oh, Tobe, I'd give you my brain... If only you took my heart with it...

Tobe: Why am I skipping? I hate skipping! Yet... Skip I must!

Ring-Ring: C'mon, Garu-Cakes, let's finish the job.
Pucca: *starts going mad*
Master Soo: I now pronounce myself... GONE!!! *runs off*

Tobe: Egema-HUH??? This is a torpedo launcher, not a laundry cheut!

Ching: *picking a four-leaf clover* Abyo loves me, Abyo loves me not. Abyo loves me, Abyo loves me not...

Ssoso: Oh, wise one! We have searched long and far! Please tell us, what is the secret to finding inner peace?
Master Soo: Simple. When all else fails... SING AND DANCE!!!

[peaches2217]

EVEN MOAR PUCCA QUOTES!!!

Abyo: *after Ching saves him from Muji's zombies* Wow, Ching! You kick butt! You are SO much cooler than other girls!
Ching: *grins*
Abyo: I mean, I probably could've gotten outta that...

Ching: Hey, why don't you ever try to impress me? I'm a girl!
Abyo: You're not a girl, you're a... *thinks for a moment* A Ching.

Tobe: Enough!!! NO MORE ATTACKING GARU!!!
Tobe's Ninjas: *start crying*
Ninja #1: MY LIFE HAS LOST ALL MEANING!!!

Tobe's Ninja #1: Is there anything toothpaste can't do?

Tobe: That's it!!! You're all fired!!! Out, out, out, out!!!
Tobe's Ninja #1: But...
Tobe: OUT!!!!!
Tobe's Ninja #2: But... B-b-b-but...
Tobe: O-W-T!!! OUT!!!

Tobe: Of course! To publicly shame Garu, one must not only fight him ninja style, but sue him ninja style, in a court of law! Hmm... If only I knew someone with legal experties...
Chief: *on TV* Have you been injured? Then why not call us, Chief, Shamon and Clown, attorneys at law! When it comes to legal advisery, we're a face you can trust.
Clown: Eh!
Tobe: ... *picks up phone* Close enough.

Master Soo: Start with the whining.
Chief: Your honorablness, this monster made faces at my client. *point at Garu from across the room* Look! Look! He's doing it again!
Garu: *bored face*

Master Soo: *to Garu* Okay, so you do have a lawyer! *to Pucca* Do you wanna call a witness?
Pucca: Nuh-uh.
Chief: I would! I call Tobe to the stand.
Tobe: Yup! *jumps out of wheelchair onto the table*
Everyone: O.O
Tobe: Uhh... I mean... *jumps back in his wheelchair* Ow...

Chief: So tell us what REALLY happened.
Tobe: Well, there I was, innocently being... *pause* Innocent...

Tobe: Ack! No! Get away from me, wreched feelings!!! AHH!!!!!

Abyo: Y'know, these skirts are pretty comfortable!
Pucca, Ching and Garu:
Abyo: I-I mean, if you HAVE to wear them... Y'know.

[Spaghetti]

Only one quote comes to mind right now:

'Ni~pah!' - Rika Furude (Higurashi)

[werebobwildpants]

1. Kermit: Me and Miss Piggy have a professional relationship. I'm the professional, and she thinks we have a relationship.

2. Kermit: Elmo! I'm trying to explain the difference between HAPPY-
Elmo: Elmo happy when you play wif him!
Kermit: And SAD-
Elmo: ELMO SAD WHEN YOU DON'T PLAY WIF HIIIIIIM!!! *cries*

3. Big Bird: Hi, Mr. Cunningham! Oh gee, I wasn't even CLOSE on that one.

4. Bert: Ernie...
Ernie: Yeah, Bert?
Bert: Did I just make a complete fool of myself...?
Ernie: *pats Bert on the back* Sure did, Bert.

5. Kermit: Well Grover, I...
Grover: Come on and tell me, Froggy Babaaaaay!! *pats Kermit on the back*
Kermit: |||||

6. Pepe: Dat's jour cell phone?
Tin Thing: Yep.
Pepe: Interesting... interesting... What do these do? *twists knobs on Tin Thing's chest*
Tin Thing: Nothing, they're my nipples.
Pepe: *looks up with wide eyed, scared expression.
-----A few minutes later-----
Pepe: *runs out and stops to stare at his hands* I FEEL DIRTY!!

[werebobwildpants]

Ren and Stimpy:

1. Ren: We're not hitchhiking anymore... WE'RE RIDING...
Stimpy: Stop it... you're talking CRAZY.

2. Stimpy: Duh, I wanna be a man! Like the nice lady!

3. Ren: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND ANY TREES WITH THIS STUPID FOREST IN THE WAY?!?!

4. Ren: *sniffs cheese and starts barfing* MAN, THAT'S GOOD CHEESE!!

5. Ren: Says here your voice will change.
Stimpy: oH, rEaLlY?
Ren: Says you're gonna get clumsy too.
Stimpy: *crashes into something*

6. Stimpy: Top of the morning, old paint! *gives Ren breakfast*
Ren: Uh Stimpy, you forgot the toast.
Stimpy: TOOOOOOOOAAAAST?!?!? HEEEEERE'S YOUR TOOOAST!! *hits Ren in the face with it*
Stimpy: *mood changes* How do you like your coffee, Ren? ^_^
Ren: B-B-Black... *shivers*

7. Ren: YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!!

8. Stimpy: Well there it is, in five minutes, we'll implode!
Ren: *hugs Stimpy* Nice knowin' ya pal...
Stimpy: *hugs back* You're a good kid...
Ren & Stimpy: Meeeeemooooriiiiies...
Stimpy: Oh silly me, I had a whole buncha change for the last bus in my pocket. Ironic, huh?
Ren: *gets really angry*

9. Sven: Where are you hiiiiiiidiiiing?!
Stimpy: In the clooooooooseeeeet! Like an iiiiidioooooot!

[peaches2217]

MORE FROM PUCCA (I know y'all are gettin' sick of it XD):

Black Powder: And I can tell you, it was no picnic inside that whale!
*flashback inside the whale with a picnic blanket, food, and drinks*
Black Powder: *to skeleton* Would you like some more tea?
*End flashback*
Black Powder: Okay, so it WAS a bit of a picnic.

Tobe: Ha! My brilliant plan worked... Uh... Brilliantly! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Or should I say... Ho ho ho.

Tobe: Yes, Garu. Make your list, check it twice. Soon we will see who's naughty and who's... *Screen closes in sideways* IN PAIN! *Sees sideways black bars* Huh? Ugh, the OTHER way!
Ninjas: *holding bars for dramatic affect* Oh, sorry. *turns them around*
Tobe: Just... Forget it.

Chief: Hi, Tobe! Want to go on a date?
Tobe: I... *looks at her for a moment* I'd... Love to.
Chief: Good! *holds out hand* Let's hold hands.
Tobe: *hesitantly grabs her hand, screams, then pauses* Hey, this... Feels... Pretty good... *notices his ninjas are watching them* What are you looking at?! Can't you see there's a lady present?

Muji: *after realizing his Christmas presents have been stolen* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Muji: Go ahead, Phillip! Tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
Phillip (zombie): Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnssssssss...
Tobe: *disguised as Santa* ...I like you. I'll see what I can do.

Tobe: *insulting Garu* Stupid costume... Stupid ninja...
Garu: Grrr...
Tobe: And that stupid girlfriend! Oh, it just... Just makes me sick.
Garu: O.O *face goes red and attacks Tobe*

Ring Ring: What are you doing here?! YOU'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN AT MY PARTY!!! *transforms into Gyarandos*
Chang: GYEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Chief: It's party time!
Ring Ring: What--?! What are you doing here?! And where are all the others?
Shaman: They're all at Pucca's party. Didn't you get an invitation? Everyone was invited... We just came to see what you had to eat.

Garu: *sees Pucca crying because she thinks everyone forgot her birthday, then reaches out his hand toward her*
Pucca: *runs away*
Garu: <: (

Santa: Although you've been a very naughty boy, Tobe, I still have a present for you-- A one-way ticket to the North Pole! *launches Tobe out of a Christmas tree*

Ching: Hey, Santa. Have you seen Pucca?
Santa: Why, yes! I tried to cheer her up, but nothing helped. So I decided to put her to work.
Ching: *looks over and sees Pucca standing above a water wheel, powering it by her tears*
Santa: You wouldn't believe how much she saves me on electricity!

Ching: The line's moving really fast... Maybe Santa's in a hurry.
Abyo: Or in a bad mood! *jumps up and rips off shirt* HIYA!!!
Ching: ...What was that for?
Abyo: *laughs nervously* I have issues.

Ho: *in a grass skirt* This is embarrassing.
Linguini: You look like my ex-wife!

Ching: *sees Garu giving Pucca punch* What a gentleman! *to Abyo* Ahem.
Abyo: *sips punch*
Ching: *louder* AHEM!
Abyo: *finishes his punch, then looks at Ching* You should get a drink. There's punch over there.

Tobe: Pucca, I've decided I'm finished attacking Garu for today.

Pucca: MWAYA! *smacks menu out of Garu's hand*

Tobe: *singing* You're an evil little lay-dah, but you're myyyyyyyyyy evil lay-dah, and I wouldn't take yooooooooooou any other waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, yeah!

[werebobwildpants]

Kamisame (AKA, the second series to Origami)

Shan: I CAN DO THIS!
Yan: No you can't.
Shan: YOU'RE RIGHT, I CAN'T DO THIS!

Shan: *accidently sees Mei go into Dove Form* OH MY, A BIRDIE PERSON.

Yan: Shan, do you understand me?
Shan: Yes, but you gotta remember I have a short attention span... what were we talking about?

Tsen: I WILL GET YOU, AMATUER GIRL!!
Shan: Imma boy.
Tsen: SAME THING.

Yan: And just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider Shan... you still never cease to amaze me.

Shan: Hey, isn't it wrong for two guys to make out?
Yan: Have you EVER seen an episode of Death Note?
Shan: Oooooh yeeeaaaah...

[peaches2217]

For once, I'm gonna do somethin' different!

Shrek the Musical (lines that weren't in the movie)

Shrek: Well, so much for that batch of smuggers I was going to make us.
Fiona: Smuggers?
Shrek: It's a traditional ogre campfire snack. It's a little like s'mores, but instead of marshmallows and chocolate, they're eaten with squirrel gizzards and mulch. Oh, it's melt-in-your-mouth good!
Donkey: *starts gagging* I need to sit down.

Guard: We have scoured the land tirelessly and found the treasure which you most seek!
Farquaad: *gasps* A pretty pony?!

Shrek: *singing* It's a big bright beautiful world, with happiness all around. It's peaches and cream if a dream comes true...
Farquaad: Awkward!

Fiona: *singing* But I know he'll appear, though I seam a bit bipolar... And I'm a vandal now as well, hope he won't mind.

Fiona: Wait, Shrek! I... I might not get another chance to try one of those smuggers.
Donkey: You mean you might not get a chance to do anything!
Shrek: Zip it, Donkey.

Farquaad: *singing* Daddy didn't talk much, he barely said "Hello". He'd simply mutter "Heigh ho," and off to work he'd go.

Fiona: I was just thinking, maybe Duloc could wait until morning?
Shrek: Morning?
Fiona: Well why not? I've waited my whole life for true love. What's one more night?

Farquaad's dad: *after Farquaad accuses him of abandoning him in the woods* Abandon you?! You were 28 and living in my basement!
Farquaad: Well, uh... You never hugged me enough!
Farquaad's dad: Oh, SOMEBODY get me a violin!

Donkey: *from the Seattle version* *singing* You gotta, they gotta, everybody gotta gotta gotta love! Yes-a yes-a who-wee, oww! Yes-a yes-a, oww! Who-wee, yes-a...
Shrek and Fiona: *look up from their conversation* 0.0
Shrek: Donkey? ...DONKEY!
Donkey: W-w-whoa, what?
Shrek: Are you alright?

Pinocchio: *singing* It's hard to be a puppet, so many strings attached!
Humpty Dumpty: *singing* But it's not a choice you made, it's just how you were hatched!

Duloc Dancers: He taught us to dance with razzamatazz. He's trained in ballet, flamenco and JAZZ!

[peaches2217]

*Forgive the double post, I just gotta post these before I go back to my dad's house *

More Shrek the Musical quotes:

Teenage Fiona: *reading a book about Snow White* Pretty maiden in a glass box... How, I wonder, does she pee?

Shrek: *singing* I've heard better, I'm just saying. 'A' for effort, thanks for playing! Sad to see a princess suffer... But I had it rougher. Like that time a mob with torches burned my britches, see the scorches? You're just whiney-- I had a flaming hiney!

Guard: She's on her way, m'lord.
Farquaad: She's on her way... She's on her way, and so am I!

Farquaad: *singing* Once upon a time, this place was infested. Freaks on every corner-- I had them all arrested. Hey, nonny nonny nonny, no! If you had a quirk, you didn't pass inspection. We all have our standards, but I will have perfection!

Donkey: Oh, you don't believe love is blind? Well I got some friends who think otherwise!
Three Blind Mice: *singing* Ahhhhhhhh...
Donkey: And here they are, direct from my imagination!

Farquaad: *about Snow White* Oh, she's in a box.

Donkey: *singing* Like Cupid and Psyche, like Pop Rocks and Mikey, we'll stick together like that Velcro stuff: I'm the fuzzy side, you'll be the spiky! Like little kids in pajamas with those funny things at the bottom, y'know, feeties. Like doughnuts and... Oh, what goes with doughnuts? Doughnuts and... Diabetes!

[werebobwildpants]

FAMILY GUY!!

Brian: Chill out, Stewie. He said the mole might be benine. You probably won't have cancer.
Stewie: Oh yeah? Jim Henson had a mole that was benine, and look what happened to him! Now we got WRONG SOUNDING MUPPETS!!

Peter: Hey Jesus, can you do something for me?
Jesus: Sure, Peter. *Peter whispers in his ear*
Lois: *boobs suddenly expand*

Quagmire: GIGGITY!

Cleveland: Peter, why do I have to wear this Richard Nixon mask to the golf course? *takes off the mask*
Random Guy: Oh no, it's a black man! *glares*
Cleveland: *puts mask back on*
Random Guy: Oh, it's just Richard Nixon.

[Erin]

~ASDF MOVIES!!!~ (EDITED VERSION! )

General:"What are you?" "A MAN or a mouse?" *It's a unicorn*

Narrator: "DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!" *It's guy with a sign: NOT A BEAR.*
Guy: "How did I get here?"
Narrotor: "THE END."

Guy 1:"KITTEN FIGHT!"
Guy 2:"NO WAIT!" "I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLE-NESS!" D: *catches Kitty* "Awww.." *tombstone*

Guy:"I got you're nose!"*takes kid's nose off* *police come*
Police:"LOOK,OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"

Gut 1:"You got help me,man!" "My tie is evil and trying to kill me!"
Guy 2: "..."*backs away slowly*
Guy 1: D: *looks down at tie* "Please,don't hurt me..."
Tie:"MAHAHA..."

Guy 1:"OH,NO I SPILLED MY MILK!" Guy 2:"YOU KILLED US,ALLL!" Guy 1:"NUUU!!!"

Little Girl:"I like singing!" Little Boy 1: "I like dancing!" Little Boy 2:"I LIKE TRAINS!" *gets run over*

Guy 1"Who parked there car,on my SANDWHICH?!" Guy 2:"I DID!" :-D *random explosion*

Mad sciencist:"HAHA!" "They said I could never teach a LIAMA TO DRIVE!" *Kirby in car is about to fall off cliff*
Kirby:"AHHHH!"
Mad Scienist:"NUUU,LIAMA NUUUU!"
Kirby:*Drives off cliff*

[WWESpongefan]

Phineas and Ferb

(Spoken by Phineas)
1. Hey Ferb I know what were going to do today.
2. Hey where's Perry?........................
3.Oh there you are Perry.

(Spoken by Isabella)
1. Whatcha Doin?