Your Favorite Quotes from Other Fandoms

[peaches2217]

Pucca (I'm sorry, but I've seen all 117 eppies thus far, so I've got plenty o' quotes ^^

Tobe: No, not hippie music! I stand for... Vengeance and... Waffles...!!!

Tobe: *to Garu* Haha! Your shame is so deep, it'll be felt by your ancestors. *zooms out to show that him and all of his ninjas are in their briefs* GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! N-ninjas, retreat!

Robot: This is an automated message to remind you that Ring-Ring and Garu are still in love, and you're not. Ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Pucca: *face turns red, yanks Robot through the wall*
Robot: This message was brought to you by Ring-Ring. Don't hurt me, I am just the messenger.

Garu: *palm tree falls over on him*
Abyo: *gasps* GARU!!! ...You wrecked my sand castle!

Tobe: *watching Garu slowly go mad* Mwahahahahahaha--hahahahah!!! *falls on ground* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ninjas: *stand and stare*
Tobe: *sits up and wipes tear from eye* Haha... Ha... Oh... What fun.

*Boulder falls on Pucca's head, only to shatter into a million pieces, and she glares up at Tobe*
Tobe: I always knew she was a hard-headed woman...

Dada: *after accidentally getting kissed by Pucca* Ohh!! I've been kissed by a supermodel!!!

Tobe: Pucca? If you're you, then... Where's Garu?
*looks down and sees Garu in his flower costume that Pucca made him*
Tobe: Wha-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls on ground* That's the worst costume-- I've ever seen! You look like-- A DEMENTED DAISY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*DELETED SCENE FROM CATNAPPED*
Pucca: *after Tobe lands in front of her after their sword fight* Tehehe!
Tobe: Huh? *looks down and realizes that he's naked* GAH!!! *grabs starfish and covers his... Y'know with it* W-w-we'll meet again! *jumps into the ocean and swims away crying*

Chefs: *bring out giant birthday present and place it in front of Pucca*
Pucca: Oh! *opens it and finds Garu inside of it*
Ho: Happy birthday, Pucca!
Garu: *looks around, then looks up in surprise*
Pucca: Hehehe!

Tobe: *as a hippie* Y'know, fighting is SO stupid. Let's all eat pannekoekens and totally start... A pannekoeken house!

--MOAR SHREK THE MUSICAL--
Farquaad: *singing and riding in on a plastic horse* Fionaaaaaa... Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, FIOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Fairytale Creatures: *singing* I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending.
Humpty Dumpty: And this right here-- Not how it goes!
Fairytale Creatures: I always dreamed I'd get an ever after... If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows!

[werebobwildpants]

Harry Potter:

Harry: *looking at planet chart* I've got two Neptunes here. That can't be right...
Ron: *imitating Prof. Trelawney* Aaaah... when two Neptunes are in the sky, a midget in glasses is born, Harry.

Dumbledore: We can see what we most desire in this mirror, Harry.
Harry: What do you see, sir?
Dumbledore: I see myself holding a pair of thick woolen socks.

Prof. Trelawney: Yes... you were born under Saturn... you were born in midwinter, I see.
Harry: ...I was born in July...

Ron: Okay... maybe Mr. Crouch TURNED HIMSELF into a bone, then stunned Viktor.
Hermione: *sarcastically* And then Mr. Crouch just EVAPORATED, didn't he?
Ron: *pauses* Oooooh yeaaah...

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*Despicable Me* (Warning-- There WILL be spoilers. Maybe. XD)
Gru: Don't worry, I'll catch you... And I'll never let go again! (fave line in the movie ^^)

Young Gru: Mom! Someday I'm going to be an astronaut too!
Gru's mom: You're too late. NASA stopped sending monkeys to the moon.

Edith: When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought it was gonna be like "Annie".

Dr. Nefario: *after a minion floats out a window on an anti-gravity serum* I meant to close that.
Gru: Do the effects wear off?
Dr. Nefario: So far? *looks up and sees floating minions* No.

Agnus: I like him. He's nice.
Edith: But scary.
Agnus: Like Santa!

Gru: DART gun! I said DART gun, not-- *coughs*
Dr. Nefario: Oh... I was wondering under what circumstances we might use this.

Vector: H-he punched the shark!

Gru: *reading a book he wrote* One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his life upside-down.
Edith: *points at picture* Hey, that one looks like me!
Gru: What? No! These are kittens! Any similarities to actually persons living or dead is completely coincidental.

Agnus: Why are you wearing pajamas?
Vector: These aren't pajamas, it's a warm-up suit.
Agnus: What are you warming up for?
Vector: Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
Agnus: Like sleeping?
Vector: THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!!!

Gru: Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard.
Neighbor: You know dogs, they go where they want to!
Gru: Not if they're dead.

Edith: *looking at a pancake* Cool! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!

Gru: Your face is... Coma es burro.
Mrs. Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!

Mrs. Hattie: I also purchased a Spanish dictionary... *slaps Gru with it* I don't like what you said.

Edith: Read us a bedtime story!
Agnus: Three Little Kittens!
Gru: Oh, no, that book was accidentally destroyed... Maliciously.

[Muffin]

@peaches I loved that movie! Especially these quotes:

Agnes: "Aw, my caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly!"
Margo: "...That's a cheese puff, Agnes."

Haha, I loved the Santa line, too. XD

[Deli]

More Muppet Show stuff, HOO-RAH.

Robot Kermit: ''Hey! Hey, Beautiful, where've you been all my life?''
Piggy: ''Kermit?!''
Robot Kermit: ''Listen, how about you and me get together and make some steeeeeam heat?''

Fozzie: ''Hey Kermit, what do you think about love?''
Kermit: ''I date a pig, remember?''
Fozzie: ''Oooooh yeah...''

Hilda: ''Gonzo, aren't you a little old for a teddy bear?''
Gonzo: ''You think I'm emotionally mature enought to move up to a Raggedy Ann?''

[Jingle]

Lol!! PnF quotes!!

Phineas: Wow, the sky is all dark like it's foreshadowing a future event that will forever dampen our lives.

Kiddy Ride Guy: We're replacing these old kiddy rides with indentical ones! Special emphasis on the identical!

Doof: Ya know Perry, that dress kinda looks good on you. I mean... its like.. Wow, I'm just gonna stop talking now, I'm getting into dangerous territo- *gets attacked by Perry*

Baljeet: All I want for Christmas is one special kiss under the mistletoe...
Buford: I'm outta here!
Baljeet: Not with YOU! Do NOT flatter yourself!

And... uh... there's a TON of other much more hilarious ones, but my brain is fried right now so... I'll think of them later XD

[graphicsgirl]

Outnumbered (epic modern British comedy) :

Karen: I'm allergic to them.

Pete: *trying to get Karen to eat peas* You're not allergic to peas. Nobody is allergic to peas!

Karen: How do you know that? You didn't ask everyone in the world, and even if you said you did I know you were lying. You can't speak Indian, you can't speak Japanese, you can't speak...Austrialian.

Pete: It was a survey by the Pea Marketing Board.

--

Sue: *looking down waste disposal*

Ben: I've got a headache.

Sue: Well a brisk walk to school, that's the best thing for a headache.

Ben: I've got a tummyache.

Sue: That's funny. You always get a tummyache on a Wednesday don't you? *looks down waste disposal* Look's a mangled...pair of scissors!

Ben: I think I've got Bovine TB. I might give it to the whole school if I...er...go swimming.

--

Pete: You know the stupid thing about lying Ben, it's pointless. The truth comes out everytime!

Ben: No it doesn't.

Pete:...

Ben: What about murders? They lie. Some don't get caught.

Pete: No, they always...catch them...

Ben: You're always saying the police are useless! How can they catch murders if they're useless?

Pete: Well...

Ben: What about Batman? Does he lie?

Pete: Yes well only to protect his secret identity.

--

Pete: *to Ben who's holding Pete's drill, refusing to let it go* Give me the drill! Give me the drill...look, I'll give you a fiver if you give me the drill.

--

Pete: You can't have mice in the house, can you?

Karen: Why not?

Pete: Well, because they're dirty and they smell.

Karen: So does Ben...

Pete: But they run around the house and they poo everywhere.

Karen: So does Ben...

Ben: That's not fair, I had diahorrea!

--

Angela: Karen, this is for you. It's a dream catcher. It's made by the native Americans and it catches all your dreams and keeps them safe forever.

Karen: I had a dream about weasels eating me last night and I don't want that one again.

--

Ben: *Sue has tried to use the example of the boy who cried wolf to get Ben to stop lying* If you're going to talk to me about lying, there are no wolves around here. We're in London don't forget.

--

Sue: I know, lets play fortunately/unfortunately. I'll start. Fortunately, the sun was shining.

Ben: Unfortunately, I don't like burgers.

Sue: You said you like burgers!

Ben: When did I say that?

Sue: When you wouldn't eat your fish. I mean what do you like?

Ben: Pudding.

Sue: Now, you can't eat just puddings!

Ben: You can if you're a vegetarian.

Sue: Vegetarians eat up all the vegetables. The clue is in the word.

--

Karen: When you die, do you think you'll get dug up by foxes? 'Cos that's what happened to my hamster.

--

Pete: I don't believe it. Melanie Watts has confused Queen Elizabeth I with Queen Elizabeth II. She must have typed the wrong queen number into google. Hmm. The Virgin Queen now has four children apparently. One of them's a helicopter pilot.

[peaches2217]

PUCCA. YAAAAAAAY.

Ninja: *looking at something that's just been projected into space* Ooh! It's a sattelite!
Tobe: *knocks him out of his chair* I-I-I knew that!
Chief: *pressing some buttons* Powering up the laser.
Tobe: *rolling around in his chair in the background* OOH! It's a laser!

Tobe: *to Garu* You... Big DUMMY! *storms off*
Chief: *off in the distance with the other Vagabonds* Oh no! Tobe has failed to defeat Garu again!
Clown: *hits her over the head with an umbrella* Think you could do better?! Go 'head! What's the matter, chicken? Eh!
Shamon: That's it! CHICKEN!

Tobe: Hey, Mio! I've got your girlfriend! Na-na-na-na-na-na!

Tobe: *after Pucca accidentally kisses him quite passionatly (XD)* I have never known such... HOROR... (Aww, c'mon, Tobe. You KNOW you liked it. XD)

One of Pucca's uncles (I forgot which one it was... XD): Are you SURE we needed a stage show?

Master Soo: *with his arms stretched out like the Christ the Redeemer statue* No, really! I once caught a fish that was THIS big!

Bruce: Hey, easy! Keep your shirt on! ...Then again, it IS kinda hot... OVER!!! *rips clothes except for his pink undies off and starts shaking his hips* Woo-who! (I swear, season 2 had SO many perverted moments XD)

Tobe: *pulls out lotus flower* LOTUS... Begin.
Garu: ? *rolls eyes*

Tobe: *practicing new ninja moves* GOLDEN PELVIC THRUST! *flies through the air with his midsection out in front of him, only to hit a rock* OW! My hip! Ow, ow!

Tobe: My clothes appear to be sticky! *licks his sleeve* Hmm... Tastes good though.
Santa: Ooh! Let Santa have some! *licks lips*

Pucca: *singing* You are my pretty boy, I am one entirely sure. One plus one equals two, and that's me and you! The monsoon of my love sleeps on your soul, but life's always sunny, but lovin' is funny!
Garu: *randomly walks back on screen in a white pop suit* Love is trouble, love is funny.
Pucca: *gapes, then smiles and blushes*
Garu: You're so lovely...
Pucca: Love!
Garu: Kissy you,
Pucca: Kissy me!
Both: Kissy come true--
Garu: Love story!

[peaches2217]

Madagascar 2 ('cuz I'm bored right now. XD)

Alex: I just wanna prove to my dad that I'm a real lion.
Marty: As opposed... To a chocolate lion?
Alex: I know this may sound hard to believe, but apparently... Lions don't dance.
Marty: WHAT?!
Alex: Shh!!! At least according to my dad.
Marty: According to the people, you're a huge hit!
Alex: That was New York. This is Africa. It's a MUCH tougher crowd.


King Julien: If I, King Julian-- That's my name-- only had 2 days left to live, I'd do all the things I ever dreamed of doing.
Melman: Like what?
King Julien: I would love to become a professional whistler! I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better, make my living out of it.


King Julien: *stumbling in drunk* 'Cuz I'm a private dancer, a dancer for money, da da da da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da da da... Any old music will do... *passes out*


Alex: *as the plane's going down* Well, it looks like this is it! I just want you to know, you're a one in a million friend!
Marty: Thanks! You're the best friend ever!
Alex: I know you won't mind when I tell you...
Marty: Go on, tell me anything, tell me what!
Alex: I broke your iPod!
Marty: What?!
Alex: The buttons were so small, I got so mad!
Marty: THE HORROR!!!
Alex: It was an accident!
Marty: I'm gonna kill you!!!
Alex: Marty please, I--
Melman: I LOVE YOU, GLORIA!!! I ALWAYS HAVE!!! *looks over and notices that Gloria is somehow still asleep, then looks ahead and sees Alex and Marty staring at him* L-like you love the beach o-o-or a good book... Or the beach...


Florrie: *showing Alex his old childhood toys and handing him a blanket* You used to call this "Foofie".
Alex: Foofie? *takes it and sniffs it, then cuddles it* Foofie...
Zuba: Aww, c'mon, woman, he don't need that anymore! *tries to take it away*
Alex: NYEHMYFOOFIE!!!
(long, awkward pause)
Florrie: Zuba, you better give him his Foofie.


King Julien: Bring me my nuts on a silver plater.


Mason: The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands. Now, about maternity leave.
Skipper: Maternity leave? *looks under table* But you're all male...


King Julien: *giving Melman advice on how to tell Gloria how he feels* You gotta march right up to this woman, right? You look her right in the eye, you lean forward just a little-- almost all the way. Then you let her lightly lean forward just another little bit until you're just a lips' distance away from each other... And then you just tell her... How much you hate her.
Melman: Um... Well, actually it's... It's more like... LOVE her.
King Julien: Oh, you sly dog! *kicks leg out* Woof, woof! You are a real player, you know that?


Moto Moto: My goodness girl, you huge!
Gloria: Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?


Gloria: So you're Moto Moto?
Moto Moto: The name so nice, you'll say it twice. *holds up 3 fingers*


King Julien: *explaining his plan to make a sacrifice in order to get water* My sacrifice goes into the volcano, the gods eat the sacrifice... *starts switching character on and off* Mmm, very nice. Thank you for the sacrifice. Here, have another sacrifice! No, I think I've had enough for today. Listen, I'm gonna be very upfront about this-- I don't WANT another sacrifice, okaaaaaaaay? Look at you, you look skinny! No, I think I've had enough! Is that clear?!?!


King Julien: Excellent! Now all I need is someone who wants to go in the volcano and get eaten by gods.
(silence)
King Julien: Hands, anybody! Okay, I need someone... Perhaps who has never found love? Who could look death straight in the eyeball, a real, genuine hero.
Melman: I'll do it.
Gloria: MELMAN?!
*crowd starts cheering*
King Julien: Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!


Melman: No... No! That's NOT it! *turns Moto Moto around* Listen Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen, because you, my friend, you have found yourself the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman, I'd give her flowers every day, and not just any flowers... *notices that Moto Moto is looking away and turns his head back around towards him* Okay? Her favorites are orchids, white. And breakfast in bed-- Six pieces of toast with butter on both sides, no crust, the way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend, and I'd spend every day trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most... *looks over at Gloria* Most amazing laugh... *catches himself after a moment and looks back at Moto Moto* I mean, that's what I would do if I were you... But I'm not. So you do it.


Gloria: *while Moto Moto is digging for water* Any water?
Moto Moto: *comes up with a tray full of gems* No, just more diamonds and gold.
Animals: *groan in disappointment*


Skipper: Men, there is no greater sacrifice than someone else's.


Gloria: Melman, what is wrong with you?!
Melman: I'm dying anyway. If there's a chance it'll get you water, it'll be worth it!
Gloria: Are you insane?!
Melman: Gloria, I just want you to know, back at the zoo, it was never the doctors or the prescriptions that kept me going, it was always you. Seeing you every day-- That's what kept me going.


Alex: *trying to think of how to take out the dam* We need dynamite. Do you have any dynamite?
Marty: *loudly and sarcastically* Oh, snap! I just used my last stick this morning!


Zuba: Do you take each other for better or for worse?
Skipper: For better, please.
Alex: YAY! What a beautiful... And... Weird couple!
Melman: Yeah! ...That's not gonna last.


Marty: Look, we need that plane for a rescue mission.
Skipper: Well there's nothing I can do until we bust up this union.
Gloria: I'm gonna get to bustin' up all of you if you don't get that plane going!


Gloria: Julien, stop this! This is crazy!
King Julien: Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water is crazy?!


Alex: Hey, let them take their time. New York isn't going anywhere, right guys?
Melman: *looking lovingly at Gloria* Well, as long as I'm with her... And, uh, you two... I don't care where we are.
Gloria: *starts giggling, then busts out into obnoxious laughter and snorts*
Melman: She has the most amazing laugh...
Alex and Marty: *disturbed looks*


Private: Can I kiss the bride, Skipper?
Skipper: *slaps him* No.


Gloria: This is crazy...
Melman: It is?
Gloria: It's crazy to think I had to go half way 'round the world to find out that the perfect guy for me lived right next door.
Melman: *smiles* Then I guess it's you and me, neighbor. You and me for the next... 18 hours.
Gloria: I'll take whatever you've got...


Maurice: *after a shark falls into the volcano* I wonder if the gods like seafood?
King Julien: Let's find out.
*sees water coming back*
King Julien: Maurice, look! I did it! I did it! *volcano spurts behind him* O-okay, YOU did it!
Mort: Oh, yay!!!

[Deli]

Mooooooore Muppets. I'M SORRY, I'M ADDICTED!

Piggy: ''When we get rich and famous...''
Kermit: '' Yeah?''
Piggy: ''Would you buy that for little moi?''
Kermit: ''A-Ah, listen, there's this cute little cottage just down the road.''
Piggy: ''Oh! You saw something? How big was it...?''
Kermit: ''About the size of that garage.''
Piggy: ''What?''
Kermit: ''Just above the garage, and that's about the size you and I could afford.''
Piggy: ''Kermie, I just want you to look there. See that little house? That little window at the top? That's for Sammy.''
Kermit: ''I could afford that little window. I could by that little window - I couldn't touch the rest of the whole house!''
Piggy: ''J-Just look at the window and imagine, okay? That's for little Sammy.''
Kermit: ''Who?''
Piggy: ''Sammy.''
Kermit: ''Who's Sammy?''
Piggy: ''Our first!''
Kermit: ''Our first what? Listen, do you know what you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A bouncing baby fig, that's what you get!''

[peaches2217]

Oh, c'mon, you KNOW I was bound to do this eventually. XD

Megamind. YES. *Will contain spoilers*

Megamind: Warden! Warden! Listen to me, you have to let me go, Tighten has to be stopped!
Warden: Sorry, you still have 88 life sentences left to go.

Roxanne: Oh, if only the world had a reset button!
Megamind: I've looked into the reset button... *sniffles* The science is impossible!

Megamind: *puts hands over his head* D-don't look at me!
Everyone: *looks away*

Roxanne: I'm just talking to myself... Seems kinda crazy doesn't it?
Bernard: I'm not allowed to insult guests directly.

Megamind: *to Minion* She's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to discover our secrets! *circles around Roxanne* Such tricks... Won't work... On me.
Roxanne: Please talk slower.
Megamind: *leans in and whispers* Temptress.

Hal: I'm having a party at my house if you wanna come. It's gonna be off the hook... Or whatever! I rented a bouncy house and made, like, a gallon of dip, it's gonna be sick!
Roxanne: Thanks, but I really don't feel like being around a lot of people right now...
Hal: Oh, that's the best part, it'll just be, like, you and me.

Megamind: *preparing to blow up the Metro Man museum* Time to put the past behind us! Only the future-- *building suddenly explodes* AHH! Oh I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now! I hope no one's seeing this!

Megamind: *disguised as Space Dad* Rise, my glorious creation! Rise and come to papa!
Hal: What's going on?
Megamind: Easy, my child.
Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice, honor, and nobility. I am your father!
Hal: So... You're like my space dad?
Megamind: ...Yeah, I'm like your space dad.
Hal: *looks over at Minion* And... You are... What?
Minion: I'm your space stepmom! I've had some work done recently.

Megamind: In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
Metro Man: You can't trap justice. It's a belief, an idea!
Megamind: But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But it can be easily melted by the heat of revahnge!
Metro Man: It's revenge, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: I think your warranty is about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid unless the product is used for its intended purpose!
Roxanne: UGH! Girls, girls, you're both pretty! *smiles* Can I go home now?

*cell phone starts ringing*
Megamind: *looking around* What on earth is that?
Minion: *points* It seems to be emanating from there, sir.

Roxanne: *on phone* Bernard? It's Roxanne.
Megamind: *whispering to Minion* It's Roxanne!
Roxanne: I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me the other day.
Megamind: Oh...! You inspired me, too.
Minion: *leans in*
Megamind: *shoves him back*

Hal: You're living a fantasy! There is no Tooth Fairy, there is no Easter Bunny, and there's no Queen of England! This is the real world, and it's time you need to wake up!

Metro Man: ...And that's when I got the brilliant idea to fake my death!

Minion: What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
Megamind: She's not going to find out, that's the point of lying!

Roxanne: *about the park* I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid. It was one of my favorite things to do... Now look at it. It's a dump!
Megamind *disguised as Bernard*: *grins*
*later*
Minion: Um... Why are we cleaning up the city, sir?
Megamind: Well... We don't want to battle our new hero in a dump, now, do we?

Hal: I think a bee just flew up my nose... Actually, I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you but then, like, fifty ninjas came up and attacked me so I tried to fight them off and I-I did, and they were all crying and stuff...

Megamind: *to Minion* There's no way she'll find the secret entrance!
Roxanne: *on the phone* There's a doormat here that says "Secret Entrance"!
Megamind: Minion!
Minion: *sheepishly* I kept forgetting where it was!
Megamind: You dimwitted creation of science!
Roxanne: Huh?
Megamind: N-no, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my... Grandmother's urn!

Megamind *disguised as Bernard*: Roxanne...? Say I wasn't so normal... Say I was bald and had the complexion of a popular primary color-- as a random, non-specific example-- would you still enjoy my company?
Roxanne: Of course! You don't judge a book by its cover or a person from the outside!
Megamind: Ohhh, that's a relief, dear--
Roxanne: You judge them based on their actions.
Megamind: ...Well that seems kinda petty, don't you think?

Megamind: Did you ever think this day would come, Minion?
Minion: No way, not at all! Never, never in a million years-- *notices Megamind glaring at him* I mean yes! Yes I did!

Roxanne: *thinking she's talking to Bernard on the phone* It's time we stood up to Megamind and let him know that he can't push us around!
Megamind: Oh, oh really? *whispering to Minion* She's so cute!
Roxanne: I'm already hot on his trail!
Megamind: Hmm? And what gives you that idea?
Minion: *looking at the monitors* Uh, sir...
Roxanne: I just found his secret hideout!
Megamind: O.O HOW DID SHE FIND MY HIDEOUT?! *to Roxanne* Uh... How did you find his hideout?
Roxanne: This is the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof!

Hal: Being a hero is for losers. It's work work work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me!
Megamind: Roxanne Ritchi?
Hal: Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi! I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb!

Roxanne: How could you be so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain?
Megamind: *looks up sadly at her*
Roxanne: ...Wait a minute... Oh... I don't believe this...!

Metro Man: *to Megamind* There's a yin to every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling, now it's about time you find yours.

Megamind: Not now, Minion! Can't you see that I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy?

Hal: What's the matter with me?! Renting a bouncy house?! Chicks don't like bouncy houses! They like clowns!

Roxanne: *about Tighten* You gave him these powers! Can't you just take them away?
Megamind: I can't! I misplaced the defuser gun. The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain. *softly* Did you ever look back...?
Roxanne: No! *slams on the breaks*
Megamind: *bumps his head against the windshield* AGH, my giant blue head!
Roxanne: *smirks* Whoops, I guess we're here.

Hal: You tricked me?
Megamind: You don't like that, huh? Well there's more! *transforms into Bernard* I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne!
Hal: No!
Megamind: And we were smooching up a storm! *starts making kissy faces*

Megamind: *holds his dehydration gun to the crowd* Back, you savages!
Roxanne: Sorry, sorry! He's just not used to positive feedback.



And again, I posted WAY too many quotes.

[graphicsgirl]

More Outnumbered:

Pete: Oh, High Noon, oh you'll love this one.
Ben: No it's not! You made us watch it last Christmas! It's rubbish!
Pete: It's a good film.
Ben: That sheriff only had to kill three men, what kind of film is that?!
Pete: Well it's a good film-
Ben: A hero should have to kill more than three people, just imagine how short the Matrix 2 would be if Keanu Reeves only had to kill three people instead of 167, not counting that man who flies of the back of the lorry cause he might have survived.

Pete: Ben! You cannot play 'Spot the Chav'!

Pete: Ben! Karen! Those are not lightsabers, they are toilet brushes!

Karen: Ben's not allowed in, he's not a proper asyslum seeker! And also he's not wearing any pants under his trousers!
Sue: Ben! Put some pants on!
Ben: What is it with adults and pants?

Ben: AH! THE HAND OF DOOM IS RIPPING MY FACE OFF!

Jake: The sales are always like that, it's like rugby but played by old ladies.

[Erin]

Random Phoenix Wright Quotes: (I LOVE THIS GAME.) (*Is obsessed*)

Phoenix: *slams hands on table* ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: I was hoping to think of a question while slamming my desk. I didn't.
Judge: You have my sympathy.

Larry: "We were Romeo and Juliet! Mark Antony and Cleopatra!"
Phoenix: (Ummm... didn't they ALL die?)

Edgeworth:"Objection! That was...objectionable!"

Pearl:You'd do anything for Mystic Maya, right? Even walk over burning coals, right!?

Edgeworth: "Please state your full name. "
White: "You wish to know the title of my personage?"
Edgeworth: "Er... your name?"
White: "Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?"
Edgeworth: "Name!"
Phoenix: (These two are great together...)

April: "You don't just have spiky hair, you also have a spiky heart."
Phoenix: (That does it. When this case is done I'm shaving my head.)

Edgeworth:"... Is that where you're driving, Wright?"
Phoenix: "Yes,that's exactly where I'm driving!"
Judge: "Where are we driving? do I need my map?"

Edgeworth: "I saw the report of her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet, it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?"

Phoenix: "So the particular feature you recognize about the waitress is... her outfit!? But anyone could wear just such a uniform! Even me!"
Judge: "Mr. Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image."

Mia: (Well, I guess we know whose' milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.)

Edgeworth: I can't shake this feeling that I know this girl from somewhere!
Gumshoe: Well, everyone knows you're quite popular with the ladies, sir...
Gumshoe: Maybe she's an old girlfriend you dumped along the way?
Edgeworth: D-Detective! Where did you hear such nonsense from?!
Gumshoe: I didn't hear it from anyone. It's just sort of how I picture you to be...sir.
Edgeworth: (...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)

Edgeworth: This updated autopsy report clearly states that the victim was killed after mid-night.
Phoenix:...Screw you Miles...just...screw...you.

Phoenix: Edgeworth... We don't have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.
Edgeworth: ...Yes you do.
Phoenix: (Actually, he's right.)

Phoenix: But she went back to her hometown to undergo more training.
Grey: Ah, yes, I heard. It must be lonely for you.
Phoenix: Wh-What!? Wait... I'm not...!

Edgeworth: OBJECTION! ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honour...
Edgeworth: I didn't.
Judge: I see... Very Well.
Edgeworth: OBJECTION!

Larry: I swear she was flying!
Edgeworth: Are...
Franziska: You...
Judge: HIGH!! That girl is really high in that picture!

Edgeworth: First of all, what's this at the top of the letter? It says, "Salutation here"!
Butz: W-Well that's what it said in that book, "Letter Writing for Dummies"!
Edgeworth: You're not supposed to actually write that!

Apollo: "Time to take advantage of her...I mean, of her mistake!"

Pearl : Oh wow…It's like a beautiful fairy tale! That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes... It must be true love…
Phoenix : (Takes a blow) Wh-What!? (Why am I being boiled into a bright red lobster by this little kid!?)

Phoenix: How much do your services cost?
De Killer: If you wish to get someone killed, we should talk in private...
Judge: Mr. Wright,you want to kill me, don't you?! GUILTY! GUILTY!

Maya : "I'll ride on Nick's back and jump out of the lion's mouth!"

Maya : I wish I was an animal tamer! Nick! Nick! Lie down! Roll over!!
Phoenix : When this case is over, I'll roll over for you all you want...

Judge: Noooooooooooo!!...*Blinks* Wait, I'm not the one on trial...

April: "I love a man with a big...vocabulary."

Edgeworth: Will the witness declare her name?
Oldbag: ...
Oldbag: Hmm?
Oldbag: My, aren't you a handsome fellow!
Oldbag:I'm afraid I'm a bit flustered!
Edgeworth: Y-your name, please!
Oldbag: Oh, dearie! No need for you to be embarrassed! Just call me "Grandma."
Edgeworth: YOUR NAME, PLEASE!
Phoenix: (Seems Edgeworth has a bit of trouble getting his witnesses to say their names...)

Trucy: "I can still remember that moment...You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted...'Objection!'"
Apollo: "...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it."

Judge: "Ah! My wife has red nails! I see... so she's been painting them all this time!"

Trucy: Maybe the police car is here for my panties!
Apollo: I doubt it.

Phoenix: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.

Godot: You did it,didn't you?
Ron: Yes.
*Brief pause*
Ron: Wait, No! no no no no no no no no!
Judge: I thought we might have set a new record for shortest case there...

Judge: "It just seems like the defense was just playing with himself."
Phoenix: (Could you please rephrase that, Your Honor? For my sake...)

Maya:Hey, Nick! Get a load of this! Hey, are you listening to me!? You can clean the toilet later! This is important!
Phoenix*sigh* What are you freaking out about now?
Maya:Hee hee.Today will be the last time you talk to me that way!
Phoenix:Huh?
Maya:We're about to hit the big time!
Phoenix:"Big time"? And what do you mean by "we"? You don't mean you and me are...?

Phoenix: HOLD IT! *slams desk*
Dee Vasque: Please don't slam your desk, it irritates me.
Edgeworth: *slams desk* YEAH WRIGHT! *pauses* Whoops.

.Maya: *Mad and emotional* NICK! What’s going on? Who is this woman?
Phoenix: Wh – Why are you spazzing out on me?
Maya: *slightly embarrassed/taken back* What? I just thought it would be more dramatic if I got all worked up, that’s all.
Pearl: Mystic Maya! You shouldn’t let him off the hook so easily!
Phoenix: (Please, Pearls, don’t say anything that will needle Maya further!)

Karma:Testify to the court about your arrest. Now!
Judge: W-w-wait! Mr. von Karma...
Karma: Yes?
Judge: Actually, I'm the one that's supposed to be handling these proceedings...
Karma: Wrong. There is only one thing you need to do here.
Karma: You will slam down your gavel and say the word "guilty." That is your role!
Judge: Y-yes, of course. You're quite right.
Phoenix: (No he's not!!!)

Phoenix: That's because this drawing stinks!
Ema: Wright...how could you?
Edgeworth: Making little girls cry should get the death penalty.

Phoenix: OBJECTION! Ms. Hart! Were you REALLY looking at that boat!?
Lotta: W-what's with you!? Course I was looking at it! It was the only thing out there! Any normal person'd be looking at it!
Phoenix: I agree, any normal person would. But you are far from normal!

Phoenix: "So? Footballs are made of leather. Are you saying that all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather?"
Powers: "Ack!!!"

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

This is From Adventure Time (XD XD XD)

Jake: *laughs* Okay, when the next monster comes around, he'll step on that trigger over there, sending your giant foot body into the monster's crotch!
Finn: This sucks dude.
Jake: Shhhh
Monster: Rar! We're evil! Rar *Finn's foot body hits their crotch* AH! OUR CROTCH! OUR EVIL CROTCH!!!

I'm sorry I LOVE Adventure Time!

And a random quote from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta:I'll squash you like a pancake. And I like my pancakes very flat.

That's all I can think of...=/

[peaches2217]

Shrek the Musical (Now that I've actually seen it ):

Shrek: Y'know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life...
Donkey: Ooh! Luckily, I have the perfect remedy for that! *music starts up*
Shrek: Oh, no...! Donkey, no, please, I'm begging you!

Fiona: Now holdest on, Sir Shrek. Don't you want to savor this moment? It be-eth our first meeting! Musn't it be a wonderful, romantic scene? *starts twirling around*
Shrek: Oh, geez, I'm like a crackpot magnet!

Donkey: *to men in stalks at the Dragon's Keep* W-who are you?
Man #1: We're failed knights!
Man #2: Some of the lucky ones, at that.
Man #3: The others were incinerated by the Dragon.
Donkey: Oh... Then why are you still alive?
Man #4: She keeps us because we sing back-up.

Shrek: *climbing up steps to rescue Fiona* Helloooooo? Is anyone up there? *pant* I hope this is the right tower, because I don't think I can climb another set of stairs! *pant* Oh, God... *pant* I should've worn my cup...!

Fiona: I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. *gives Shrek a handkerchief*
Shrek: Oh... Okay. *takes it, wipes his armpits, then throws it back in her face* Thanks, now where's the exit?

Donkey: What all does it say about the princess?
Shrek: *looking at a brochure that Farquaad gave him* Well, apparently she likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Shrek: *still reading over the brochure* Hey, check this out! It says that the princess has been locked up in that tower since she was seven years old.
Donkey: Oh, that poor soul! Locked up all by herself since she was just seven years old! ...Seven years old... *whispers* Seven years old...
Shrek: ...Donkey, has anyone ever mentioned how strange you are?

Donkey: *to the audience* Oh, you don't believe love is blind? Well I've got some friends who think otherwise!

Fiona: There's no exit.
Shrek: No exit? What do you mean there's no exit?!
Fiona: We have to leave the way you came.
Shrek: The way I-- *looks down stairs* B-but I-- I just-- Oh come on!

Dragon: Another day inside my keep, I get no rest, I get no sleep! 'Cuz when I start to count my sheep, you come around!
Donkey: I-I-I'll just come back a little later then!

Dragon: I'm gonna love you... Forever...
Donkey: Huh? Y-you sure about that? I mean, that's a really long time...

Pinocchio: Y'know, none of this would be happening if I were just a real boy!

Donkey: *rushes out on stage with a microphone in his hoof* Sorry I'm late!

Shrek: So yes, I'd be a hero, and if my wish were granted, life would be enchanted... Or so the stories say.

Shrek: ...Beautiful ain't always pretty! (NYEH, I FORGOT WHAT HE SAID BEFORE THAT AND THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES IN THE MUSICAL. D:)