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[Deli]

Potter Puppet Pals!

Hermione: Gee, Harry! What's your problem?
Harry: MY LIFE SUCKS, MY SCAR HURTS, I CAN'T HOLD DOWN A GIRLFRIEND, AND I'M SURROUNDED BY MOTHER F**KING GOBLINS AND OTHER SH*T LIKE THAT!

Dumbledore: Harry! Hagrid? What're you doing?
Hagrid: Professor Dumbledore!
Harry: LESS TALK, CLUB HIM! NOW!
Hagrid: *hits Dumbledore and nothing happens*
Harry: GASP! He's an android!
Dumbledore: Yes. A gay android.

Dumbledore: Ah, hello Severus! How did you sleep last night?
Snape: I had a dream that I was crying myself to sleep while I made potions. There were flies everywhere and they died in my hands; in the dark. And when I looked in the mirror... I was a beautiful milkmaid...
Dumbledore: I had a dream I was a baby piggy on a farm! OINK OINK OINK!

Ron: What's Harry doing?
Harry: *beating his head against wall* ANGST, ANGST, ANGST, ANGST, ANGST...

Hermione: Maybe he-
Ron: MAYBE HE NEEDS A HUG!
Harry: What?
Ron: C'moooon, Harry! Give me a hug!
Harry: No!
Ron: HUG ME, HARRY!
Harry: NO! GET AWAY!
Ron & Harry: *girlyslap fight*

Ron & Harry: PANTALOONIUS POOPICUS!
Snape: *looks downward* Oh... *slowly inches away*
Dumbledore: *laughing as Snape walks off* AHAHAHA, MAN! THAT WAS AWESOME, GUYS!
Hermione: Hi! *sniffs* Ew, what's that smell?
Ron: Why, it's Snape's greatest potion of aaaaall!
Everyone: *laughing*
Dumbledore: *randomly flies upward*
Ron: *looking from the sky to Harry*
Harry: Quick, everyone make a wish!

[peaches2217]

MOAR SHREK THE MUSICAL OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEE. (2nd post since I actually saw it )

Shrek: You've never read a book like this... But fairytales should really be updated.

Fiona: Ever after better get here, I want love in seconds flat... No one needs these middle bits!

Lord Farquaad: Thelonious, the shoes!

Shrek: It's sad to see a princess suffer... But I had it rougher! Like that time a mob with torches burned my britches, see the scorches? *lifts up shirt* You're just whiney-- I had a flaming hiney!

Shrek: My dad and mom sent me away... It was my birthday!
Fiona: *gets in his face and smirks* I was sent away on Christmas Eve.

Fiona: I just... Wanted to apologize for my behavior yesterday. I shouldn't have acted like that... After all, you ARE my rescuer... So there shouldn't be any hard feelings, right? I just wanted to know if we could start over.
Shrek: Um... Okay... Sure.
Fiona: Great! And to symbolize our newfound companionship... *pulls necklaces out of her basket* I made matching daisy chains for all of us!

Donkey: *trying to get across the bridge to the Dragon's Keep* I'm too old to wet myself and much too young to die...

Shrek: Donkey, get up!
Donkey: *clinging to the bridge* I can't do it! I can't do it! Just go on without me, I'm gonna die, Shrek, I'm gonna die!
Shrek: DONKEY, cut this out! GET UP! *grabs his hoof and tries to pull him up*
Donkey: *pauses, then hums something*
Shrek: Come again?
Donkey: *singing softly* Don't let me go... D-d-d-don't let me go...
Shrek: *awkward and uncomfortable look*

Shrek: Oh, look, the moon is out tonight! You remind me of that moon because it's big and bright! A-and by big I don't mean chubby... Obviously you're not fat... But your personality is biggish... That's what I meant by that! Uh... Sorry 'bout that fat thing... I'm on the hefty side myself... I have to blame the gene pool... Which reminds me of-- *long, awkward pause ensues* ...Where am I going with this?

Donkey: *watching Dragon fly away and waving* Bye, we'll see ya later! *smiles dreamily* I love ya, babe... *stares up at the sky until he realizes that everyone's watching him* Oh... Uh... Go 'head, Shrek... *scratches neck awkwardly* Heh...

Guard: Sir, what is your fascination with boy bands?
Lord Farquaad: Well, what's not to like?

Shrek: Sooooooooo... *puts his hands behind his back and starts dragging his foot through the dirt* If Fiona wasn't saying all that bad stuff about me... Then... What did she say about me...? *giggles*
Donkey: *slightly concerned but mostly amused look*

Donkey: And I know all I need all along, is a path and a pal and a song, so I'm singin', and I'm pallin', with you!

[Cassidy in Wonderland]

From Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

Meatwad: *smiles then frowns* My butt itches