1000 things you've learned from Spongebob!

[angel624]

125. Do not dare to take the name of Texas in vain.
126. Karate is pronouced kar-ra-tay!
127. Meow.

[404]

128.The newspaper's "entertainment section" makes a sponge happy.
129.So does a starfish.
130.Keep the Krabby Patty formula under your matress.

[404]

131.Squidward is Claustrophobic
132.You don't need a plane,plastic wings,a kite, inflatable pants or a lawn chair with balloons to fly


In other news, I GOT 100 POSTS!

[pokemongirl]

133. Never break your but in an accident and get ripped in two bya gorilla
134. Giant wads of bubblegum can very well be your best friend
135. Sponges can date squirrels

[howsimplylovely]

(I love the last one! haha)
136. Don't litter in Bikini Bottom, lest you be sent to prison.
137. It's ok for Octopi (?) to have 6 tentacles.
138....Neamatoads...?

[Suwako Moriya]

139: People can own people's Butts
140: You DON'T eat jillyfish
141: Fun songs can make he Pickles happy =D

[pokemongirl]

( he's a pankton )
142. Never bother mermaid man when he's sleeping with his eyes open
143.Old people are wise, and full of knowledge ( pretty fireworks! )

I got nothin

[Suwako Moriya]

144: Sponges can sing!
145: The campfire song can be heard in faimly guy (in a ep Petter watches it)
146: Star Fish and eat from a place other than there back (real star fish do)
Ni Pah !

[pokemongirl]

147. Squirrels kick butt at karate
148. Flats also likes to kick butts
149. Never say three words to him

[howsimplylovely]

*Is amazed about spongebob being on Family guy*
150. King Neptune comes in 2 different forms...
151. Villains can be preserved in frozen tartar sauce...eww.
152. Crabs are able to produce whales as offspring.

[angel624]

153. Life is like a bucket of wood shavings, unless the shavings are in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

[ukulady]

154. Patrick has terrible reflexes
155. Sandy's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom
156.you can meet your true love while wrestling a Giant Clam

[howsimplylovely]

157. Sometimes sponges DO have bones.
158. Worms don't make very loyal pets.
159. Snails meow.
160. Rocks get great mileage!
161. Plankton went to college.
162. The undersea pioneers ate coral, when in need.

[pokemongirl]

163.) The pioneers also could tell direction by the way moss grows
164.) A pizza delivery could put your life in danger
165.) Your a legal adult if you have sideburns ^^
166.) If you are a legal adult, no cookies allowed!!!
167.) What seems so far away could be about 30 steps away from you
168.) plants get food from a process called photosynthesis...photosynthesis...photosynthesis

[Suwako Moriya]

169. Bad episodes can have Spandy in them
170. Spongebob brings people TOGETHER =3