1000 things you've learned from Spongebob!

[Muffin]

Simple, just post, in number lines, what you've learned from Spongebob so far!

1. Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets
2. If you want to get attention from your Grandma, wear sideburns :3
3. If you want to stay away from sea bears, draw a perfect circle (not an oval XD) in the sand/ground

[pokemongirl]

4.Sea bears attacking someone draws a sea rhino
5. You need sea rhino repellent underwear to keep them away
6. Smittywhermananchorminjenson was number one

[orangelord666]

7. Never insult a Texan.
8. If a crab sees your penny, run for it.
9. Don’t trust small people, they want to rule your mind.

[Muffin]

10. NEVER nail a board of wood to your head
11. Don't feed a sea horse Krabby Patties
12. If you want more friends and to impress your crush, don't rip your pants repeatedly ;D

[orangelord666]

13. Don't live under a rock.
14. Never be friends with a Squid, they are never happy.
15. Treat a snail, like you would a pet cat.

[pokemongirl]

16. If you steal King Neptunes crown, he will kill you
17. Worms are cute, but butterflies are monsters that eat yout friends
18. If your snail gets a splinter and bites you, you will get a horrible disease

[orangelord666]

19. Never trust a video, claiming your the "King" of something.
20. Sponge's are our best-friends.
21. Because of Sandy's idea, humans could live under the sea.

[pokemongirl]

22. If your a fish, never go into an airdome without a helmet; even if your lover for life is in there.
23. Don't write an essay unless your phone lines are open
24. Shell city is not a real city!

[orangelord666]

25. Mixed couples are allowed (Mr. Krabs & Mrs. Puff)
26. Lobsters are show offs.
27. We can eat burgers under-water.

[CrimsonFlameWolf]

28. When somebody appears in your dreams, they did it on purpose.
29. Snails really like cookies.
30. And snails can also help you tie your shoes.
31. Always make sure your quiz pencil is turned slightly to the left - just in case you need to take a quiz...or was that the essay pencil - of course, I might just have to write an essay!
32. Always make sure to check the secret box your friend is laughing hysterically over is really empty.
33. Never try to help your friend look smarter in front of his or her parents.
34. Be wary of microscopic photosynthetic protists - they might just try to takeover the world!
35. Don't play hooky, especially with real hooks.
36. Never eat too many Krabby Patties - they'll go straight to your thighs...
37. Running around in the nude is not a good idea.
38. Don't watch robot horror movies before bed or you'll think your boss is a robot.
39. Never try to teach people a lesson by pretending to be the "Open Window Maniac."
40. Never let a Sponge be Hall Monitor.
41. Never let a squid organize a band - that's a job for a sponge.
42. It's better to not be normal.
43. Using a walkie-talkie during a test is definitely cheating.
45. When capturing aliens, make sure you are actually on the Moon (or a distant planet).
46. Starfish do not make good doctors.
47. Blowing bubbles is an art.
48. The employees at the perfume parlor are evil and intend to suffocate you with their products.
49. Above all, do not pretend to drown...unless you've prepared a wonderful song to make up for it.

[Muffin]

50. When you're in a race, it's better to use a rock than a snail.
51. Evil pirate ghosts wear socks on their tails.
52. Never let a sponge and a starfish steal a rocket-- it could get ugly. (Or you could be mistaken for an alien, and get captured)

[pokemongirl]

53. never fake death to get your crush to laugh
54. if you bury yourself in the sand, don't forget to dig yourself out.
55. beware, if you play to well at a band concert, you will give Squillium a heart attack

[error404isfun]

56. If a squirrel is hibernating, STAY AWAY!!!
57. Brain coral can make you smart.
58. If you hear of something calld 'air' , get your water helmets ready!
59.Do NOT eat cubed cheese. sliced is fine.
60.Mayonaise is NOT an instrument
61.Neither is Horse-Radish
62.If you are asked to clean a closet, tear the wallpaper off
63.Aliens exist, They look like the people in your town.
64.A clean snowglobe is a happy snowglobe.
65.If a strange new animal is wrestling a giant clam, It's a land squirrel.
66.Do not wear a hoop skirt
67.Don't wear clown shoes
68.Do not believe in new amusement parks if a crab built it.
69.Do not screech like a chimpanzee.
70.Seabears and Fairytales are real
71.Wear anti-searhinoceros undergarments
72.Don't hire a bodyguard if he looks suspicious
73.Do not shake your flashlight back and forth
74.Use your imagination (especially inside a box)
75.Conch street is the street where spongebob lives in. (124 conch if you're asking. ;D)
76.Don't pretend to drive a racecar.
77.Everyone should have a job especially if he's green and has 6 tentacles.
78.A ticklish ribcage means disaster
79.If the lights flicker on and off, the telephone rings without a reply and a bus comes at 3:00 in the morning, don't be afraid.
80.Eat a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning
81.Spend your money at the krusty krab
82.Don't bring a seahorse near a restaurant
83.Don't just give away money to a cheapskate crab
84.If your boss earned $1000000, dont accept the prize
85.If youre reopening a restaurant, dont give free stuff, It will be worth $10000.
86.Snails like the sports channel.
87.Snails have shoes.
88.Sponge arms can be regrown.
89.When your teacher's in jail, Uh-oh!
90.There are 489 letters in the alphabet as of 4017.
91.everything is chrome in the future.
92.MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!
93.A David Hasslehoff can be a cyclops
94.Sponges have 7 holes on their face.
95.If someone named Master Udon calls you, don't answer
96.Have 3 pencils ready
97.Put a hairdryer in your pants to fly
98.Flying machines don't exist
99.A sponge's body is his face.
100.Don't play with a squirrel's experiments.
101.You'll feel better if you take that thing off you're chest
102.Jellyfish are WILD animals
103.Dropping strawberry ice-cream is a crime.
104.Wearing an ice-cream cone over your head makes you a policeman
105.Never let your chocolate be seen by that choco-holic fish (His name is tom. )
106.Davy Jones' locker is REAL smelly.
107.It's spelled as smittywerbenjegermanjensen
108 (LOST!).smittywerbenjegermanjensen was #1 in boogieland.
109.Flying shopping lists are actually ghosts.
110.Spongebob wouldn't meet sandy if he didn't go to jellyfish fields
111.Don't trust a starfish to go to work as your husband
112.Mr Krabs lives in 3451 Anchor Way.

Wow, that was a lot! .

[404]

113.Make sure you're on the right bus and not the one to rock bottom
114.What Zit Too Ya is a real name.
115.You need an invisible lisence for an invisible car

I swear im error404 is fun! :-)

[CrimsonFlameWolf]

116. It's okay to steal a balloon as long as it's Free Balloon Day.
117. If you don't invite the cops to your house party, you'll be arrested.
118. Don't expect a squid to care for your pet snail while you're gone.
119. The correct way to deal with crisis at the Krusty Krab is to run around, scream, and knock over the tables.
120. Saying "flarbenbanickelnuckus" will slow people down but not stop them.
121. Do not attempt to make a sundae from anything except the normal components.
122. Pickle jars can be used as a substitute for an air helmet.
123. The candy from Glove World is glove-flavored.
124. "Don't chase after a bus, especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle."