1000 things you've learned from Spongebob!

[ukulady]

171: SPANDYNESS can bring people together too.
172: Flats the Flounder was in Boating school, but he can drive a truck.

[Suwako Moriya]

173. the ideas for shippings can be weird (sorry, SPxSC is a weird shipping when you try about it =3, it is still good.. I *might* make a AMV for you guys with SPANDY, if I can do something on WMM to help me

[404]

173. 174. On Krabborg, Mr. Krabs said he'll give the batteries to pearl on CHRISTMAS , yet on Christmas Who? , He didn't know what christmas was despite the fact that this episode came after Krabborg.

[amarabellagirl]

IM GONNA TRY!!

175. When sponges fall off cliffs they usally don't remember there true love.
176. Remeber, farmers don't like to believe in flying machines.
177.If you try to fly, and take off the brick BEFORE you get on the chair... remember next time to get on it FIRST.
178.DId you know? That in Fairly Odd Parents in that one episode.. King Neptune said this... "Our diet consists of starfish, crabs, and the occasional UNDERWATER SQUIRREL." And then he burped up a squirrel tail.
179. Never call Monsters hidious and discusting.. or they won't like anymore.

[404]

180.Pants are for squares. ~timmy turner's dad
181.Bills are for squares, LIKE PANTS! ~timmy turner's dad
182. Never use the word "cheese" around spongebob.
183. Getting to a thousand will take forever, except if ur me OR SPONGEBOB!
184. S P O N G E B O B I S N O T G A Y ! ! !

[amarabellagirl]

185. In Fairly Odd Parent, Cosmo said this: "Let's go Cheese Boy Square Pants!" to Timmy when he wished for mechanical cheesy pants.

186. You are considered a man if you have a mustache.

187. Mermaid Magic is not real.

188. What's with the LRHxSandy pairing? Not happening!

189. Master Udon even thinks Spongebob and Sandy should live together! "You could get a timeshare plan together!" as he said.

190. Certain machines can turn random things (such as combs) into ICECREAM!

191. Has anyone noticed that Lord Royal Highness is not a real name? I wonder what his real name is.

[Jingle]

Mayonnaise is not an instrument
There are such things as man-toos

[spandy4evalove]

you dont need a license to drive a sand which

[werebobwildpants]

195. If you want to fly, all you need is FRIENDSHIP.
196. You can be whatever you want if you use your IMAGINAAAAAATIOOOOOON.
197. There are a lot of pop culture references aimed at SpongeBob.
198. Plastic wings may make you cry.
199. Love is a four sided, pants wearing, green pored kinda thing.
200. To believe in yourself, and the magic around you; even though everyone else doesn't like you.

[404]

201.Mayonaise Isn't a MUSICAL instrument. (it is a condiment.)
202.Neither is horse radish.

[peaches2217]

203: The writers are stupid sexists that hate Sandy and wish to fill the show with Yaoi.

204: Some of us don't give a crap what the writers think 'cuz we know better! ...Wow, I don't think I ever said anythin' like that before. XD

[that70sguy92]

205. Mr. Krabs would waste thousands of dollars for a penny.

206. Mr. Krabs is not very smart. (for more info, see 205)

[werebobwildpants]

207: HIS NAMES... NOT... RIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

[Erin]

208. Sandy likes to use Spongebob as her *test subject* TEE HEE. (sounds dirty XDD;)

209.Spongebob and Sandy were *techinically* married in a play.

210.Starfish don't have ears or noses.

211.Squidward and Squiluam are high school revials.

212.It's nearly impossible for a sea sponge and squirel to kiss.

213.Plankton can marry computers.

[peaches2217]

214: Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom... And he does not suck eggs.