The NEW School of Spandy

[Erin]

Damon: PIXIE,THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FAULT.

Pixie: AH,SCREW YOU,DAMON!

Jingle: You know,we might get sued for letting a minor drink alcohol...

GG: SINCE WHEN DO THE LAWS APPLY HERE?!

Damon: ANYWAY. PIXIE THIS REALLY IS YOUR FAULT!

Peaches: EVERYBODY STOP YELLING.

Damon: I CAN'T,SHE WON'T HEAR ME COMPLAIN OTHERWISE.

May: I can't believe I'm saying this but,Damon is right,this is kind of Pixie's fault..I should go talk to her,GG,you go talk to M,okay?

GG: *nods*

May: *Walks over to Pixie* Hey.

Pixie: Uh,Hi..look if you're going to try to tell me to apologize to Damon,I'm not doing that.

May: Yeah,I'm not here because of that,although,you should probably do that eventually,no I'm to talk about you're relationship with M...

Pixie: RELATIONSHIP?! WHAT RELATIONSHIP?! I HATE HIM. WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT?!

May: *laughs* Yeah right,anyway..We'll talk about that later..No,what I want to know is why do you hate M,anyway? He may seem like a jerk at times,but really he's a good guy.

Pixie: I KNOW THAT. I'm not stupid,okay? It's just...*sighs* He's an idiot...

May: Uh-huh,an idiot you love.

Pixie: *groans* NOT YOU TOO! Anyway,that's what I'm referring too,when I called him an idiot..

May: Huh?

Pixie: He can just be SO stupid when it comes to certain things..

May: I don't see how this role-play can't get any more like a soup opera but,okay..shoot.

Pixie: Well,a few hours ago..M and I,ran into his ex-girlfriend...

May: And..he flirted with her in front of you? Crap. This this turning into a soup opera...

Pixie: ANYWAY. To answer you're question,he didn't flirt with her,she flirted with him...AND..HE DIDN'T STOP HER,HE ENCOURAGED IT.

May: ..So? You're not his girlfriend,right? You shouldn't care.

Pixie: Yeah,you're right. I don't care.I mean,why would I? I don't!

May: Good for you!

Pixie: I DON'T NEED HIM. AFTER ALL,I HATE HIM. GOOD RIDDANCE!

May: YEAH! WAIT,NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR HERE! LOOK,He does care about you,you know? He just has a very odd way of showing it...

Pixie: Right....I just don't know anymore.

May: I give up. Go ahead,be in denial. Tell you're self you hate him,even though you know the truth.

Pixie: Just leave me alone,May.

May: *Gets idea* UGH. YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. NO WONDER M'S A JERK TO YOU!

Pixie: EXCUSE ME?!

May: YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS,LAZY,RUDE,AND A BULLY! NO GUYS WANTS THAT!

Pixie: OH YEAH?! IS THAT SO?!

May: YES IT IS! NOW,I SEE WHY M GETS INTO THOSE POINTLESS ARGUMENTS WITH YOU! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU!

Pixie: WHEN I ARGUE WITH M,IT'S DIFFERENT!

May: OH YEAH?! HOW SO,PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME!

Pixie: *blurts out* BECAUSE I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU! ....OH crap. *laughs* You didn't hear that,last part,did you?

May: *folds arms* *smug grin* And so,the truth comes out.

Pixie: HAHAHAHA. I FOOLED YOU. I GOT YOU,GOOD TOO! HAHAHA! YOU SHOULD OF SEEN YOU'RE FACE! *snickers*

May: *not impressed*

-Meanwhile-

Jingle: Do you think,May got Pixie,to calm down,Peaches?

Peaches: I hope so. I really want Mixie to happen.

Jingle: Me too,but you know there too stubborn to admit it.

Peaches: *sigh* I wonder if GG's having any luck with M...

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GG: So,M why don't you just put the bottle down and....

M: What if I don't?!

GG: Well,we can talk about our feelings...

M: OKAY! OKAY! Fine! *Puts bottle down* Happy?

GG: Thank you. Now,what happened to you?

M: I don't want to talk about it...

GG: Alright,alright. At least I'm making some process...I finally got you start talking to me..Instead of you,just giving me random glares...

-Back with others-
Peaches: I'm sure GG's already got M confessing his feelings and soon,he'll come to his sences and propose to Pixie and I'll be a bridesmaid! And...WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

Jingle: Cool! Can I be a bride's maid too?!

Damon: *groans* You girls,have thought about this lot...haven't you?

[peaches2217]

Peaches: Why yes, we have. *grins*

Damon: Okay, just WHO started this whole Mixie thing anyway?

Peaches: Pixie. When she kissed M in the basement. *pervy grin*

[Erin]

Damon: And just how do you know about this,hmmm?

Peaches: UHHH.. I'M A NINJA IN DEGUISE. : D ..._{*mumbles* That,and the fact she talks about it in her sleep..} *out-loud* YEAH,I GOT MAD SKILLS. HUZZAH!

Damon: Right...

-Meanwhile-

Pixie: HAHAHA. That was a good one! However,completely un-related..I'm afraid I have to knock you unconious witth this frying pan so you forget everything,we just discussed..

May: FRYING PAN..? WAIT.WAIT.THERE'S NO NEED FOR--

Pixie: *smacks May with a frying pan* Thank good-ness,some nice old lady left this frying pan here for muggers,other-wise...I'd be screwed. *laughs* ..However,I should probably check if she's okay,I don't want get sued anytime soon...

May: *gets up* Ooof,my head,something really hard made it hurt...

Pixie: Are you okay,May? You have seemed to have hit you're head pretty hard because of that bench..not because a frying pan or anything..*whistles*

May: ...May? Are you taking to me? I'm sorry,my name isn't May. It's Bella Swan.

Pixie: ....Crap,I'm screwed alright.

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Jingle: So,Peaches..let me get this straight,you're a ninja..because you a have boyfriend that is a ninja...THAT'S JUST PLAIN AWESOME! *High Fives Peaches*

Damon: She's not a ninja,and this "boyfriend" of hers proabably doesn't exist.

Jingle: Why so sure,Damon? Jealous,perhaps?

Damon: No offense,but.HECK NO. I'd rather take DEATH,then have to date someone like THAT.

Peaches: *mumbles* _{Death...? Is that really nessary?}

Jingle: *Puts arm around Damon* Aw,it's okay,Damon! May's not here! You can tell me! Do you have the hots for Peaches here,or what?

Damon: *pushes Jingle off* NO TOUHING THE BLING,BRO! Really,trust me,Jingle..I'd really rather take DEATH,then date someone as crazy as her...

Peaches: WELL,FINE THEN. I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU,ANYWAY...AND MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT IMMGINARY! HE'S REAL! Were just not on speaking terms at the momment...

[Deli]

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Pixie: Maaaaay... what are you doing?

May: *applying body glitter* I'm making myself sexy for my vampire king! AND I TOLD YOU, IT'S BELLA!

Sandy: *facepalm*

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Damon: This just keeps getting worse.

Jingle: Yep. I don't think M and Pix are going to survive this one!

Peaches: BUT THEY HAVE TO! IT'S A SHIPPER'S FONDEST DREAM!!!

[graphicsgirl]

--Meanwhile--

M:...And that's what happened.

GG: Hmm, yeah, right, something tells me that ain't the truth. I mean, according to you, you spent all of last night partying with the Muppets.

--Meanwhile--

May: Blah blah blah Edward blah blah blah Jacob blah blah blah *more random gibberish*....

Pixie: *banging head aganist brick wall* WHAT. HAVE. I. CREATED!?

[peaches2217]

--Meanwhile... Again--

Jingle: Heh... Y'know, Peaches, what are you gonna do after you get Pixie and M together?

Peaches: Move on to my next project: May and Damon!

Jingle: But a matchmaker can't just stay single forever, y'know! *winks*

Damon: WILL YOU LET UP ALREADY?! I-- Wait, Peaches, you're gonna try to get me and May together?

Peaches: O///O CRAP, I'm screwed! *headdesk*

[Erin]

Jingle:Hey,Peaches..Damon,may not seem the looker now,but..maybe in a few years...

Damon: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN --OKAY,ANYWAY..ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO SET ME UP WITH MAY,PEACHES?! *grins*

Peaches: Hmm,maybe not. You did say I was I was ugly after all...*sniff*

Damon:I NEVER SAID THAT.

Peaches: BUT YOU IMPLIED IT! *sobs*

Damon: FFFF. *clinches teeth* YOU'RE..*grunts* BEATUIFUL...*grunt* *mumbles* On the inside..maybe...

Peaches: I HEARD THAT! *Smacks Damon*

Jingle: *takes out note-pad and pen* *writes*: "There children would be so beatuiful,I shall,think of a plan to set them up later,I just need a frying pan and---"

Peaches: Jingle,what are you writing?

Jingle: *hides notepad* OH NOTHING! Just some notes for..UH..SCIENCE CLASS! I don't want to fail that test we have later!

Damon: WE HAVE A SCIENCE TEST?! BUT MR.PLANTON SAID,WE DON'T HAVE TO DO TESTS! However,he did say something about how we could get a
A+ all year if we gave me some type of formula or something...I wasn't really listening..or paying attention at the time..I was kind of..trying to nap...
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M: IT WAS JUST A MUPPET TRIBUTE PARTY,THAT JUST..GOT OUT OF HAND,MAN!

GG: Okay,I'm not sure if I should believe you,anymore..You changed you're story like,12 times.

M: IT'S NOT MY FAULT,I JUST FORGET CERTAIN..UHH..DETAILS..
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May: EDWARD IS SOO..BLAH. BLAH.BLAH.BLAH. HE'S A SEXY BEAST,NO? BLAH BLAH. SPARKLES ARE SO MANLY. BLAH. BLAH.

Pixie: *covers ears with hands* MAKE IT STOP! *groans* *sobs*
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Jingle: *contiues writing* :"I shall get a frying pan,and knock May unconious..and dump her at some cave..NOBODY WOULD KNOW! Then,Peaches will comfort Damon for his lose of May,and they will magically fall in love,and I will be brides maid to there wedding!" *giggles*

Damon: *To Peaches* I think you should be worried about you're friend there...

Peaches: Oh,please! I doubt she's being serious about---JINGLE,WHAT ARE GOING TO DO WITH THAT FRYING PAN?!

[Jingle]

Jingle: Heh... nothing. *innocent puppy face*

Damon: Uh... that's not working on me.

Jingle: *to Abby* ABBY YOU HELP TOO!!!

Abby: *innocent puppy face*

Peaches: Awwww!! How can you NOT fall for that!?

Jingle: Exactly. NOW! I just have to... uh.... I dunno. MAAAAAYYY!!!

May: *bursts through door covered in glitter* WHO KEEPS CALLING ME MAY!? My name... is Bella Swan.

Pixie: WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! *sees everyone staring* ....Crap....

Jingle: Well... I WAS gonna hit her over the head with a frying pan and make her go crazy but I can see I'm too late...

[Deli]

GG: *comes back* Well, no luck. He won't open up. *sigh*

Damon: Maybe he's in love!

GG: Who would love such an-

Damon: MAYBE HE NEEDS A HUG!

M: I DON'T WANT A HUG!

Damon: Hug me, M!

M: NO!

Damon: HUGGIIIIIING!

M: I'LL WOUND YOU!

*girly slap fight*

Squidward: *walks in* WHAT IS THIS RUMPUS?!

[graphicsgirl]

Damon: M hit me!

M: Damon invaded my personal bubble!

Squidward:...Whatever...

GG: *singing while holding a GG puppet holding a Squidward paper puppet and a lighter* SQUIDWARD LIKES FIRE! *sets fire to Squidward puppet*

Squidward, M and Damon:...

May:...Jacob's Sock...*applies more glitter*

[Erin]

Pixie: *comes back* Alright,guys maybe it's time I explain my outburst ealier...and the reason why May is acting VERY loopy...

GG: That would be NICE!

M: YES! PLEASE EXPLAIN AND MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!

Pixie: You shouldn't even talk M.

M: ....?

Pixie: Seeing you again,after what happened..I can't help but be settled with.. unnessary feelings..

Jingle:I SWEAR,I've HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE!

M: Unessary feelings...? Oh god,you're not coming on to me,are you? It's a bit late for that...

Pixie: *Slaps M* NO,YOU DOLT! THE FEELINGS OF REGRET AND ANGUISH!

M: *rubs cheek* Off course...

Squidward: Can I go now...?

[Deli]

GG: NOT UNTIL THIS PUPPET BURNS WITH THE FLAMES OF YOUR TEARS!

Squidward: That doesn't make sense...

GG: SHUT UP.

Damon: *singing to self* I'm Damon Jack-son, school is for los-ers, I'm totally awe-some!

[Erin]

? ? ?: *Taps Damon's shoulder* Excuse me... Would you happen to know where the School Of Spandy is?

Damon: Huh? That's my school,dude! NOW,IF YOU EXCUSE ME,I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SOLO! *Does random Air-guitar solo*


Pixie: Dude,you look familiar...and kind of cute...

Jingle: *drools* CUTE?! HE'S HOT! *heart eyes*

M: GUYS! HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HIS THIRTIES!

Pixie and Jingle: You're point?

? ? ?: Perhaps,I should introduce myself...? My name is Mr.Smith.

GG: That sounds oddly familiar..

Pixie: So,handsome..You got a girlfriend?

Mr.Smith: Uhhh...

M: Aw,screw this..I'm going home and watching a Muppet movie marathon...

Mr.Smith: *grins* CAN I JOIN,YOU?! I LOVE THE MUPPET'S---

Everyone: *stares*

Mr.Smith: AS A KID! AFTER ALL,I'M WAY TOO OLD FOR THAT! I'm afraid,I'm going to decline you're offer,Kid.

M: THAT'S NICE,BECAUSE I WASN'T OFFERING!

Jingle: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER,PIXIE'S QUESTION! ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT?! *spazzes*

Peaches: Jingle,calm down! You're going to scare him away!

Squidward: I'm just going to walk away now...

GG: OH NO,YOU DON'T! GET BACK HERE,YOU RACIEST TWIT!

Mr.Smith: Well,I'm just going to get directions for the School Of Spandy,else where..but thanks anyway...*Walks away*

Jingle: WHAT A HUNK!

Damon: AND...DRUM SOLO! *Bangs on M's head with fists*

M: OW! HAVEN'T I BEEN ABUSED ENOUGH TODAY?!

[Deli]

M: SCREW THIS! I'm going home to watch some Muppets... AGAIN!

Mr. Smith: *pops head through door* I ask you once again, can I join you...?

M:...What? *blushes* No one's ever wanted to join me in anything...

Pixie: THAT IS NOT TRUE! Remember that time when you wanted me to watch a Muppet movie and I ALMOST didn't punch you in the face?

Peaches: I don't think that counts.

Pixie: SHUTTUPITWITHTHETALKIIIIING.

Mr. Smith: Do you have plants? Botany is awesome.

M: *tears of joy* THANK YOU, JESUS!

[graphicsgirl]

Peaches: WHY CAN'T SOMETHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPEN TO ME? WHY CAN'T SOMEONE COME ALONG AND JOIN ME IN MIXIE FANGIRLING!

May: I'm Bella Swan and I'm so total awesome and I love Edward!

Jingle: *to Pixie* You wanna tell us what the hell's going on with her!?

GG: Yeah! She's turning into an insane nutcase!

Laura (aka ME, GG's creator): *poofs from nowhere* THAT'S OFFENSIVE! *poofs back*

GG: Huh?