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Post by Deli on Mar 19, 2011 17:01:44 GMT -5
Jingle: DEAR GOD, WHY DO WE BREAK THE FOURTH WALL SO MUCH?!
GG: Because we're that weird.
M: I have finally found a kindred spirit!
Deli: *poofs from nowhere* Not unless he becomes a background character.
M: What?
Deli: What? *poofs away*
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Post by peaches2217 on Mar 19, 2011 17:20:03 GMT -5
Darby: *poofs out of nowhere as well* Hey, since we're all breaking the fourth wall I thought I could--
GG: GET THE HELL AWAY! You're ruining the ****ing story line!
Darby: Alright, alright, yeesh! *poofs away*
Jingle: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. WE'RE ALL GONNA GET SUED AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DIE. *cries*
M: *to Mr. Smith* So, you wanna see my potted plant shaped like Kermit's head?
Mr. Smith: Do I ever!
M: I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS!!! *happy tear*
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Post by Erin on Mar 19, 2011 17:39:51 GMT -5
Jingle: Peaches...
Peaches: Yes?
Jingle: Are we just going to let that hot guy walk away?
Peaches: OFF COURSE NOT! ON COUNT THREE,LET'S TACKLE HIM!
Mr.Smith: WHAT?!
Peaches and Jingle: 1..2...3! *tackles Mr.Smith* LET'S KISS HIM! *giggles*
Mr.Smith: *struggles to get away* NO! LET'S NOT! I DON'T WANT YOUNG GIRLS KISSING ME!
Damon: I hear yeah,dude..
M: *To Pixie* Should we help him? I mean..That guy just got PWNED by a bunch of girls!
Pixie: *sighs* I guess,since GG is too busy chasing Squidward..It's a shame really..I wanted to tackle him first...This guy seems like that type of guy I might marry some day...
Erin *Pixie's creator*: NO FORESHADOWING! DO YOU WANT TO GET SUED? *poofs away*
Pixie: ...What? Anyway,Let's help the poor guy.
M: Let's make it quick,okay? I don't want to miss the Muppet marthon.
Mr.Smith: Please get these girls away from me..I don't want to get arrested for being a pedophille. I just like childrens programing not..children in general.*quivers*
May: WHERE IS MY EDWARD? I MUST PROCLAIM MY LOVE FOR HIM! HE'S SO PRETTY!
GG: *running after Squidward* MEN,SHOULDN'T BE PRETTY AT ALL! PIXIE I STILL WANT EXPLANTION AS TO WHY MAY IS ACTING LOOPY!
Mr.Smith: Please...get...these..girls...off..of me..
Peaches: NO WAY! YOU'RE SO DREAMY!
Jingle: IN A FEW YEARS,I COULD TOTALLY MARRY THIS GUY!
M: *sarcasm* It's amazing,how such a awesome guy..can make girls IQ's drop like that..
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Post by Deli on Mar 19, 2011 17:58:31 GMT -5
M: SCREW THIS! I'M COMING MR. SMITH! *dives into girl pile*
Pixie: M, be careful!
Damon: *cheerleading pom poms* GO M!
Pixie: Damon, what the heck, man?
Damon: What? Skirts make me feel nice...
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Post by peaches2217 on Mar 19, 2011 22:08:31 GMT -5
Peaches: Ah, just another average day! Jingle: You seriously don't find that disturbing?  Peaches: Of course I do! But stuff like this happens every day, doesn't it? Damon: M, M, he's my man! If he can't do it, I SURE CAN'T!!! *tosses pom-poms into the air and does splits* |
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Post by Deli on Mar 19, 2011 22:45:22 GMT -5
Damon: *eyes watering* MY PACKAGE! *dies*
Pixie: *facepalm*
M and Mr. Smith: *panting and covered in scratch marks*
Mr. Smith: T-THERE WERE GIRLS. GIRLS EVERYWHEEEERE.
M: I FEEL VIOLATED.
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Post by Erin on Mar 19, 2011 22:46:50 GMT -5
May: And so,the lion fell in love with the--
GG: THAT DOES IT! *Smacks May* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
May: Wahhh? What's going on? WHY AM I COVERED WITH BODY GLITTER?! I AIN'T NO STINKING FAIRY!
Jingle: Yep,she's back..There's goes my plan.. *sad face*
May: I FEEL..VIOLATED..GUYS..I DIDN'T GET DRUNK ON APPLE CIDER AGAIN,DID I?
Pixie: NOTHING ABNORMAL,HAPPENED AT ALL! NO SIR!
May: Hmmmm...
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Post by Deli on Mar 19, 2011 22:49:09 GMT -5
Damon: My dignity... she hurts... so much...
May: What's wrong with Damon?
Jingle: He broke the package God gave him.
M: Dude, you know what I'm thinking...?
Mr. Smith: I do believe I am...
M and Mr. Smith: *girly hand holding* MUPPET CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN MARCH! *sparkle eyes*
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Post by Erin on Mar 20, 2011 8:47:44 GMT -5
Pixie: ....That's it. I'm out of here. I see no point in being here anymore,May's no longer acting loopy so...
May: WAIT A MINUTE! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! PIXIE,YOU HIT ME WITH A FRYING PAN! AND I KNOW WHY TOO!
Pixie: WHAT?! NO,YOU DON'T! EVERYTHING IS BLURR TO YOU! *creepy hand motions*
May: NO. I REMEMBER IT. YOU TOLD ME...YOU WERE IN L--
Pixie: *covers May's mouth with hand* SHE'S CRAZY GUYS. JUST IGNORE HER!
Peaches: Funny,it's almost like..
Jingle: May knows something about Pixie we don't know...
Pixie: WHO CARES! IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GOING TO GO ALONG WITH THE PLOTLINE OR SOMETHING!
GG: Is there really plotline to this roleplay anyway?
Squidward: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL,YOU STUPID TEENAGERS!
Mr.Smith: Plot line? Role play? Breaking the fourth wall? Do you know what these people are talking about,M?
M: It's best to tune them out...WAIT..HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!
Mr.Smith: Uhhh..well..it's not like..you used to be student of mine..or something...and used to be my favorite student...at some other school...I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS KID BEFORE IN MY LIFE!
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Post by Deli on Mar 21, 2011 15:53:22 GMT -5
M: I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!
Mr. Smith: GAAAAAH!
M: GAAAAAAH!
M and Mr. Smith: GAAAAAH!
GG:...*is in the corner eating a sandwich* Wut?
Pixie: Where did you get that sandwich?
GG: Found it.
Squidward: Have any of you idiots seen my lunch?
GG: *eats entire sandwich* Noooooo...
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Post by Erin on Mar 21, 2011 23:19:01 GMT -5
Squidward: You teenagers are going to pay for that!
Pixie: *Glances at Mr.Smith*WAIT! I KNOW,I SAW THIS MAN BEFORE! *Gets a closer inspection* *Hopeful eyes* ...Are you my daddy...?
Mr.Smith: WHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?! DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! *Thinking* (Just how old does she think I am?!)
Pixie: Yeah,that be weird if I had a crush on guy who turned out to be dad...
May: *Whispers to Jingle* Didn't Pixie say,her parents were killed in a car crash?
Jingle: *shrugs* Beats me..
Peaches: IT'S A TIME PARADOX!
Everyone: O________O;
Peaches: What...?
May: I don't know what you guys are talking about...This man doesn't look familiar at all..
Jingle: Yeah,I'd think I'd remember a cutie like him..
Pixie: WAIT. ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE,MR.SMITH? IF YOU ARE..I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
Mr.Smith: *Adjusts glasses* Ummm..M..Can we go now?
M: *Happy tear* I thought you'd never ask! I still want an explanation as to how you know my name though...
Mr.Smith: *Takes out handkerchief from pocket* *Polishes glasses* In due time.. Come on,let's go.. *walks away*
M: *Goofy grin* RIGHT BEHIND,YEAH! *Follows Mr.Smith*
Damon: *Snickers* I think Pixie has some competition for M's affection...
Pixie: SHUT UP,DAMON. UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SMACKED. BELIEVE ME,I COULD GIVE YOU SOME REAL PAIN. I COULD SERIOUSLY CARE LESS ABOUT M'S NEW FRIEND!
May: I don't see why,you needed to shout that..We can hear you,perfectly fine.
Pixie: *Cringe*Sorry,Damon provoked me.
Peaches: Well,Pixie at least...Mr.Smith isn't a hot girl right? You really have nothing to worry about.
Pixie: ...Did I ever say I was worried?
Squidward: *folds arms* AH-HEM. I WAS TALKING TO YOU,KIDS. YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW LUNCH.
GG: *Shoots a spit-ball at Squidward* Says,who?
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Post by Deli on Mar 23, 2011 7:14:10 GMT -5
Squidward: Says me, Brown!
GG: Oh please, that sandwich wasn't any good. Whoever made it probably had crap on their hands!
Squidward: I MADE IT MYSELF.
GG: WELL THERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION! Blimey, I thought you were smarter than this!
Squidward: *twitches*
M: So Mr. Smith, do you have a personal favorite Muppet movie?
Mr. Smith: They're all so awesome... I could never choose! *laughs*
M: *sparkle eyes* ...I LOVE YOU... *joy tear*
Damon: Mr. Smith! You're making M cry tears! Man tears, in fact. I've cried Man tears before. Because I'm a MAN.
May: On what planet?
Damon:...THIS ONE.
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Post by Jingle on Mar 27, 2011 14:52:17 GMT -5
Jingle: I was supposed to be a boy when I was born!!! *sobs*
Everyone: O.o
Abby: *licks face*
Jingle: No Abby, I didn't catch my shirt on fire with a burnt marshmallow again. THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME!!!
Peaches: Marshmallows... *drools*
Squidward: That reminds me... OF MY LUNCH. *looks pointedly at GG*
GG: You really want your lunch back!?
Squidward: YES! FINALLY.
GG: *puts two fingers in mouth like she's gonna make herself barf*
Squidward: NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND!
Jingle: YEAH GG!!!!
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Post by Deli on Mar 27, 2011 17:52:46 GMT -5
Mr. Smith: Hey M... what am I thinking right now?
M: THEEEERE'LL BEEEEEEE...
Mr. Smith: SPECTACLE! THERE'LL BE FANTASY!
M & Mr. Smith: THERE'LL BE DERRING-DO AND STUFF LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER SEE! HEY, A MOVIE-
Plankton: NO SINGING!!! I HATE SINGING!!
M: *tiny voice* Starring everybody...
Mr. Smith: And meeeee...
Jingle: I'M WHAT'S GOING ON IN MEXICO!
Deli: *poofs from nowhere* THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE!
GG: *hits Deli repeatedly with a broom* BACK! BACK INTO YOUR DIMENSION, STUPID CREATOR OF YOUR CHARACTERS! BACK! NO MORE FOURTH WALL BREAKING!
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Post by Cassidy in Wonderland on Apr 9, 2011 17:17:20 GMT -5
Cass: (Blanche's creator) *poofs out of nowhere* And just to let everyone know that I am awesome...*poofs away* *poofs back* And Blanche is going to be...
GG: Back! Back! Back you freaky beast! *hits her with the same broom*
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