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Post by graphicsgirl on Apr 14, 2011 15:03:04 GMT -5
Damon: All these strange people appearing...THE LIZARDS MUST BE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *running around in circles like a lunatic*
Peaches: Who cares about lizards?! WE NEED TO GET M AND PIXIE TO ADMIT THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER!
May: That's gonna be kinda hard with watching Muppet movies with his new buddy all the time.
Peaches: BUT THE MIXIEH! WE NEEDS MIXIE!
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Post by peaches2217 on Apr 15, 2011 21:03:05 GMT -5
May: *groans* Peaches, for once, could you lay off on the Mixie already?
Peaches: *crosses arms* Alright, then, if you insist... I guess I'll just move onto my next project. *eyes Damon*
May: I'LL GO FIND M AND DRAG HIM HERE BY HIS CROTCH IF I HAVE TO! *runs off*
Peaches: That's what I thought!
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Post by Erin on Apr 17, 2011 11:33:05 GMT -5
May: Uhh..be right back! *nervous laugh* *runs off*
*5 minutes later*
M: *pouts* I still don't see why you had to DRAG me here,May! I was having FUN,I finally had a friend who ACTUALLY shares my interests! Somebody actually CARES about me! Somebody to stick me with through THINK and thin! Somebody who will be there through sickness and health!
Damon: You're describing a wife,dude...
M: NUH-HUH. Would a wife own the same MUPPET ring as me?!
Damon: In some places,maybe...
Peaches: WAIT...ARE YOU GUYS SUGGESTING WE MARRY PIXIE AND M?! *grins*
Jingle: NO,NO. I WAS LISTENING! IT'S SOUNDS LIKE M WANTS MR.SMITH HAS HIS WIFE! Isn't that right,guys?
Everyone: ....
Jingle: WHAT?
Pixie: ...I could care less. M had a new best friend,good for him.
M: Pixie,you're not jealous are you? Of me and Mr.Smith's friendship?
Pixie: *scoffs* OFF COURSE NOT! I MEAN,WHATEVER..IT'S NOT LIKE..I WAS FRIEND FIRST OR ANYTHING,IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU,LIKE THAT OR ANYTHING,IT'S NOT LIKE I'M WEIRD-ED OUT BY YOU'RE LOYALTY TO HIM OR ANYTHING,SO TO ANSWER YOU'RE QUESTION; HECK NO!
M: Okay good,I was concerned. So..I'm just going back to Mr.Smith's-
May: *snaps* OH,NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU AND PIXIE ARE GOING TO SETTLE THINGS RIGHT NOW. I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO PEACHES WHINE ABOUT YOU AND PIXIE ALL DAY! I'M EFFFING SICK OF IT! NOW,M YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO PIXIE FOR ABANDONING HER!
M: I don't have apologize for NOTHING!
Pixie: YEAH! BESIDES,HE DIDN'T ABANDON ME-
May: SHUT IT PIXIE! NOW SPEAKING OF YOU PIXIE, YOU ARE GOING TO TELL M HOW YOU FEEL! I'M SICK OF THESE GAMES! NOW..IF YOU EXCUSE ME,I'M GOING FOR A WALK! AND PEACHES YOU BETTER TELL ME IF THINGS ARE STRAIGHTENED OUT WHEN I COME BACK! AND AND IT BETTER BE STRAIGHTEN UP OR SO HELP ME...*sighs* I really need to clear my head... *walks off*
Damon: Whoa..I didn't see that coming from May of all people..THE LIZARDS ARE DEFINITELY TAKING OVER THE WORLD! *spazz*
Peaches: YOU HEARD MAY,GUYS! KISS AND MAKE UP!
M: I'm sorry...Pixie..for abandoning you..I guess..
Pixie: I'm sorry too,for acting immature...
Peaches: Andddd?
Pixie: And I guess..I don't hate you...
Peaches: ANDDDDDDDDDD?
Pixie: I guess..I like you..as a friend..
Peaches: FFFFFFF. Alright,I guess I'll accept that..FOR NOW. *grumbles*
GG: Weirdly enough,Peaches..I'm going to have disagree. I think May had something different in mind.
Pixie: *gulps*
Peaches: Different? Like what? Are we going to get Pixie and M a hotel room? *grin*
GG: Ehhh..not exactly...
Peaches: Darn! I already made reservations!
GG: *blinks* Uhh...Well..ANYWAY. Pixie,please just say the truth,THE WHOLE TRUTH.
Jingle: WHAT?! THIS ROLEPLAY AIN'T OVER YET! WE CAN'T JUST REVEAL THAT YET!
GG: Hushhhh..Let Pixie say it. Or else.
Jingle: *hushes up*
Pixie: *Gets closer to M* Okay,maybe I like you a little more then that,M..Maybe..I like you..in a non-friendly way...Maybe I kind of sort of..lo-
Mr.Smith: M! M! I'VE COME HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THAT NINJA ASSASSIN! *Sees Pixie and M* Oh..wait..You don't seem to be in any danger at all..*chuckles* In fact,I seem to interrupting something..carry on.. *walks off*
Peaches: OKAY,THAT WAS RANDOM, AND THAT'S SAY SOMETHING COMING FROM ME!
Damon: HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Peaches: ANY WHO. SAY IT PIXIE NO MORE STALLING!
Pixie: *grumbles* *mumbles* I.love.you.M....
GG: *mumbles* If she says as a brother I will do something drastic.
Peaches: I'm sorry,Pixie I didn't get that..Can you say that a little louder? *takes out cam coder* *Hits record*
Pixie: Grrrrrr..*grinding teeth* I.LOVE.YOU,M. I DON'T LIKE YOU,HANGING OUT WITH MR.SMITH ALL THE TIME! YOU'RE OBSESSION WITH THE MUPPETS IS WEIRD! BUT HEY,THAT'S ONE OF THE STUPID REASONS I STUPIDLY FEEL IN LOVE WITH YOU! I HATE IT WHEN YOU FLIRT WITH OTHER GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME! YOU COMPLETELY FORGET I'M EVEN THERE! I HATE IT WHEN EVERYBODY AROUND US KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU,EVEN THOUGH I STILL DON'T KNOW MY OWN FEELINGS! GAHHHHH,YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT! I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU! *storms off*
M: *speechless* I...I...don't..know..what..to say...
GG: What?! ARE YOU AN BRAINLESS?! GO FOLLOW HER!
Peaches: She...said...it...*faints*
Damon: Wow..what an eventful day.ANY MINUTE NOW,THE LIZARDS ARE GOING TO EAT OUR BRAINS!!
GG: Damon...
Damon: ...Yes?
GG: Shut you're pie hole.
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Post by peaches2217 on Apr 18, 2011 15:55:55 GMT -5
May: *checking Peaches' pulse* Um... Guys? I think she's dead...
GG: Who's gonna track down Pixie?
Damon: TEH LIZARDS! :-D
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Post by Deli on Apr 18, 2011 16:20:06 GMT -5
M: I don't know whether to be concerned or overjoyed...
Damon: *pulls M into death hug* NOOOOOOO!!! CONCERN!! THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER!!! NUUUUUUUU!!!
M: Can't...breathe...
Damon: Oh, sorry! *lets go* ^^;
GG: Damon, you're lucky you're such a spazoid because if you weren't so entertaining, I'd kick your butt. XD
Peaches: *faints from happiness again*
M: You know, it's funny; the original Proto-Kermit was a lizard and-
Pixie: *pops up from nowhere* WOULD YOU QUIT BEING AN ADORABLE NERD?!
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Post by Cassidy in Wonderland on Apr 18, 2011 16:55:57 GMT -5
Peaches: On to my next project! *eyes May and Damon*
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Post by peaches2217 on Apr 19, 2011 19:36:36 GMT -5
May: Wow... She acts like she didn't realize that Pixie just randomly appeared.
Peaches: Wait... Huh?
Pixie: NO I'M NOT HERE! *disappears in a random cloud of smoke*
Jingle: Um... Shouldn't we go... Track her down...?
Peaches: But but but-- Now that those two are officially together--
M: Hey, who said anything about "officially"? She just stormed off... *sigh*
Peaches: OH MY GOD HE GAVE A HEARTBROKEN SIGH. This is just too cute! *squees*
Mr. Smith: Hey, um... What just happened?
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Post by Erin on Apr 19, 2011 19:55:18 GMT -5
Peaches: MIXIE IS CANNON. WOOT. WOOT!
M: WERE NOT OFFICAL! I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Peaches: Ooooh,pleaseeee..I know you love her,just say it! Tee hee!
M: ...I've rather eat rocks.
Peaches: Oh! Damon! Get me some rocks!
Damon: I'm sure he didn't mean it like that..but..OKAY! *thumbs up* *walks away*
GG: So..what do you know..Peaches and May were right..Pixie DOES love M...
Jingle: YOU JUST NOW NOTICED THIS?!
Spongebob: *pops out of nowhere* Does this mean she won't stalk me anymore? *hopeful eyes*
Jingle: Proubably not! M still has some competation!
M: *groan* I NEVER SAID I LIKED HER BACK! OFF TOPIC BUT..SPONGEBOB IS MARRIED,YOU GUYS!
Damon: *re-apears* OKAY,I GOT THE ROCKS. NOW WHAT?!
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Post by steelsponge on Apr 22, 2011 23:02:38 GMT -5
Steel: *opens door* I'm back, with boxes of pie. Who wants some?
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Post by Deli on Apr 23, 2011 15:18:24 GMT -5
Damon: MEEEEE! May: Did you bring soap? Cuz Peaches is drooling all over me with fangirlness. Steel: *throws bar of soap to May* May: Thanks. *rubs soap on face, eyes widen* *stops and looks at soap* Why was there BACON IN THE SOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?! Steel: AH MADE IT MAHSELF!  |
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Post by Aisu Kuri-mu on Apr 25, 2011 20:18:53 GMT -5
(I'm sorry for not being on for long time)
Hitomi: bacon in soap?
Hitoshi: It must be a English thing...?
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Post by graphicsgirl on Apr 27, 2011 17:03:59 GMT -5
Damon: Baaaaaaaacccccccccccooooon! *licks soap and passes out*
May: Let's get him home before anything else happens.
Jingle: Why? You planning on doing something with him, May?
Peaches: And I've gotta go and plan M and Pixie's future wedding that will happen as soon as they're old enough! *skips off*
--The Next Day--
Damon: *tapping fingers on desk* Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp...
Blanche: Would thou please stop that.
SpongeBob: *walks in* Morning guys, we've got two new teachers joining use today.
GG: If it's two more racist burkes like Tentacles, I'll go on learning strike!
SpongeBob: Please welcome Mr. Smith, who'll be teaching you Drama and who's running an after-school puppetry club.
Mr. Smith: *walks in* Hai guys!
M: You're gonna be our teacher?! AWESOME!
SpongeBob: And can we also welcome Miss. Stape, who'll be a subsitute for any teachers who get called out of the classroom for whatever reason. And she'll be helping Mr. Smith with this term's school play...which you'll have to be involved in in some way.
Miss. Stape: *walks in* Hiya!
GG: OH MY GAWD! YOU'RE BRITISH!
Miss. Stape: Yep, I'm from London.
GG: BLOODY EPIC! I'm Manucian!
Peaches: ANYWAY! Mr. SquarePants, I'm supposed to be playing Cupid for M and Pixie, how can I do that when we're all stuck doing a play?
Mr. Smith: Well it's Romeo and Juilet so...
Peaches: YES! *eyes M and Pixie*
Blanche: Oh how brilliant! I do love Shakespheare!
Damon: Why does that not suprise me?
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Post by Erin on Apr 28, 2011 18:29:30 GMT -5
Pixie: Perfect! Spongebob,you can be Romeo,and I'LL be juliet! *giggles*
GG: It's like yesturday never even happened...
Peaches: Don't worry,GG! I'll never forget it!
Jingle: Pixie and M sitting in a-
Pixie: *punches Jingle in the shoulder* Shut it.
Jingle: *quietly* Tree.
May: *To GG* Yep,it's like it never even happened. So let's just forget it.
Peaches: I heard that! I'm NEVER going to stop bringing it up! Pixie loves-
Pixie: *glares at Peaches* Don't make me come over there!
M: *sighs* ....Pixie...
Mr.Smith: So! Who wants to audition,huh?
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Post by Cassidy in Wonderland on Apr 28, 2011 20:22:30 GMT -5
Blanche: Prithee, I would love to audition for any Shakespeare play.
Peaches: -glares at Blanche-
Blanche: -tiny voice- As long as the part of Romeo goes to M whilst Juliet goes to Pixie?
Peaches: -nods-
Mr. Smith: Well come on up Miss De Bonnaire, and try out for a part.
Blanche: -picks up Lady Capulet's monologue- Accursed, unhappy, wretched, hateful day! Most miserable hour that e'er time saw in lasting labour of his pilgrimage! But one, poor one, one poor and loving child, but one thing to rejoice and solace in, and cruel death hath catch'd it from my sight!
Damon: And she spoke how she normally does...she didn't even need to try!
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Post by Deli on Apr 28, 2011 21:41:30 GMT -5
Damon: Peaches, how could M possibly play Romeo?
Peaches: Why do you say that?
Damon: Because if I remember, I'm pretty sure Romeo wasn't a tall, specky, scrawny, glasses-wearing git with a nervous disposition and the bladder of a chihuahua.
M: *sniff* YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! *manhug*
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