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Post by steelsponge on Apr 29, 2011 12:07:56 GMT -5
Steel: Does Hamlet count? I could be him.
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Post by Erin on Apr 29, 2011 12:20:27 GMT -5
Pixie: YES. THANK YOU. That's why I think Romeo should either be Spongebob or Mr.Smith,there professionals! And not to mention very handso-
Peaches: ...*twitch* YOU GUYS KEEP RUINING MY FANTASY! *sob*
Mr.Smith: Well..I don't think..I could be Romeo..considering I'm directing this...
Pixie: AWW COME ON! YOU'RE LIKE AWESOME MAN! AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING ANIME CHARACTER! THERE FOR,YOU MUST BE THE LOVE INTEREST! *spazz*
May: ....How did she go from being a GOTHIC EMO..to...a...SPAZZY FANGIRL?!
Jingle: I guess,loves just does that to her...
Peaches: HUH? NO,JINGLE. BECAUSE IF THAT WERE IT,SHE'D BE LIKE TOWARDS M!
Jingle: ....*frowns* *puts Dunce cap on* I'm..just..going to be..quiet..*sniff*
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Post by Deli on Apr 29, 2011 14:19:19 GMT -5
M: I'm fine with not being Romeo. I could just, like, paint scenery or somethin'.
Peaches: WHAT?! *strrangles him* YOU IDIOT! YOU MUST BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE!
M: BUT... EVA LONGORIA... ISN'T... HERE...
Damon: Haaaaa, good one.
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Post by Erin on Apr 29, 2011 16:01:00 GMT -5
Pixie: GET IT THROUGH YOU'RE HEAD,PEACHES. ME AND M..WE DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER.
Peaches: BUT..BUT..BUT...YOU'RE WRONG! *sobs* YOU SAID...
Pixie: I DON'T CARE. WERE NOT IN LOVE!
Peaches: I...I...*cries* *runs away*
May: Pixie..I think..you broke her...*blinks*
Pixie:*shrugs* Meh. She'll be fine. SO...Mr.Smith,how about we have our own little acting practice? You know..ONE ON ONE? *wink* *wink*
Mr.Smith: *glasses fog up* OH MY. Well..I suppose I should have acting lessons for you guys..but what you're suggesting Pixie is very INAPPROPRIATE.
Jingle: GUYS. Let's remember this roleplay is PG-13! FLIRTING WITH THE TEACHER IS VERY WRONG!
May: But weren't you flirting with Mr.Smith when we first meet him?
Jingle: I'm just..going to be quiet for now on...*sniff*
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Post by Aisu Kuri-mu on Apr 29, 2011 19:30:31 GMT -5
Hitoshi: Do no feel bad, Jingle.
Hitomi: Hai, last nite Hitoshi was drawing oekaki of Blanche and...
Hitoshi: *blush and cover Hitomi mouth* This roleplay has enough romance.
Peaches: *walk in* Did sumone say romance? *gliter eyes*
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Post by graphicsgirl on Apr 30, 2011 10:25:14 GMT -5
GG: *flicking through script* Letsee here...oh! I could try for that part...no wait, too many lines.
Miss Stape: *taping calculator**turns to Mr. Smith* Speaking of which Jim, we're probably gonna have to have to get some people to play mutiple parts.
Damon: Mr. Smith's name's Jim? HAHAHA!
Mr. Smith: Anyway, GG, try out anyway...we need all the actors we can get.
GG: Fine, but if I get a sore throat from talking to much, you need t' fork out of the Soothers!
Damon: It'd be a dream come true if she actually got a sore throat from talking too much...
GG: Romeo is banish'd; and all the world to nothing, that he dares ne'er come back to challenge you; Or, if he do, it needs must be by stealth. Then, since the case so stands as now it doth, I think it best you married with the county. O, he's a lovely gentleman! Romeo's a dishclout to him: an eagle, madam, hath not so green, so quick, so fair an eye as Paris hath. Beshrew my very heart, I think you are happy in this second match, For it excels your first: or if it did not, Your first is dead; or 'twere as good he were, As living here and you no use of him. BLIMEY! That's a lot of words!
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Post by Erin on Apr 30, 2011 10:45:00 GMT -5
May: That was awesome,GG! *big grin*
Pixie: YOU'RE NAME IS JIM,MR.SMITH?! THAT'S SO CUTE! *squees*
Mr.Smith: *grumbles* Jim is very professional name,my mother said,you can be a BUSINESSMAN with that name she said. *clears throat* I'm going to have to agree May! GG,that was SUPERB! *claps*
Pixie: *roll eyes* ....Yeah,well..acting stupid anyway..
May: You're just saying that because you CAN'T act!
Pixie: Shut up.
GG: GUYS,There's no need to fight! I'm sure you can get a part,easy!
Jingle: I'm going to try out for the part of the tree! I was so good at it last year!
Mr.Smith: That's the spirit Jingle! *pumps fist into the air* ALWAYS LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS! *goofy grin*
Mrs.Stape: Jim,that's not a very good lesson for the kids!
Mr.Smith: Oh,you never let me have any fun! *pouts* *folds arms*
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Post by Deli on Apr 30, 2011 15:08:30 GMT -5
M: Wait, Mr. Smith... your name is Jim... AND YOU ENJOY MUPPETS... THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE.
Mr. Smith: *thinks for a minute* *eyes sparkle* OH. MY. FELT.
M and Mr. Smith: MANHUG!
Pixie: *facepalm*
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Post by peaches2217 on May 7, 2011 19:52:54 GMT -5
Peaches: Hey, can we get past the manhugging and... *grabs M's wrist and pulls him over to Pixie*
Pixie: Oh my God, will you stop doing that?
Peaches: BUT YOU CONFESSED YOUR LOVE FOR HIM!
GG: GUYS! Can we PLEASE stop arguing about Mixie matters for TWO MINUTES?!
Peaches: Well sorry, I'm not much of a thespian! >_<
Jingle: *holds up a script* Um, guys? I still need to audition... I mean, there can only be so many trees in the play...
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Post by Deli on May 7, 2011 20:02:05 GMT -5
Damon: *raises hand*
Mr. Smith: Yes, Damon?
Damon: Are there any ninjas in this play?
Mr. Smith: ...No.
Damon: Robots?
Mr. Smith: No.
Damon: Dinosaurs?
Mr. Smith: No, Damon there aren't any-
Damon: ROBOT NINJA DINOSAURS?!
Mr. Smith: N-
M: AWWWW I WANNA BE A ROBOT NINJA DINOSAUR!
Damon: YEAH, WE COULD BE ALL 'WA-TAAAAAAAI-HA-WATASHI-HAAAAA'!
M: AND WE COULD, LIKE, WEAR SHUTTERSHADES JUST LIKE KANYE WEST!
Damon: *sparkle eyes* Yes...
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Post by graphicsgirl on May 8, 2011 16:07:04 GMT -5
Mr. Smith: Okay Jingle, let's see you're audition, but maybe you could audition for the role of Tybalt or Mercutio? We need some people to do that...
Jingle: Okay...but I still wanna be a tree!
Miss Stape: Come on the rest of you, we've only got two parts cast!
May: Go on Damon, knock 'em dead! *hands Damon a script*
Damon: I'll play Lord Capulet if I can wear a false beard and shuttershades!
GG: Shakespeare w' shuttershades...bloody epic!
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Post by Erin on May 9, 2011 19:24:49 GMT -5
Pixie: *folds arms* Like I said acting is lame..
May: You just can't act...Believe me,I've SEEN you act! You don't even change you're voice!
Pixie: *shrugs* I hate fakes,so?
Peaches: Come on,Pixie! You need to be Juliet!
Pixie: No.
Peaches: COME ON,JINGLE. HELP ME OUT HERE.
Jingle: Can...the tree..sing? I'd love to be a singing tree. *happy tear*
Mrs.Stape: That would be...different..I must admit,Jingle.
Mr.Smith: YEAH! A SINGING TREE! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! MAYBE THERE COULD BE LAZORS! AND A DANCING HIPPO! *deepens voice* OH YEAH.
Pixie: That...was...kind of...hot...*drool*
Mrs.Stape: MR.SMITH,THERE'S NO LAZORS OR DANCING HIPPOS IN SHAKESPHERE!
Mr.Smith: AWW,COME ON! LET ME HAVE FUN,FOR ONCE! *pouts*
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Post by graphicsgirl on May 12, 2011 11:09:47 GMT -5
Miss Stape: *giggles* *under breath* He is such a child at times.
Mr. Smith: So Jingle...
Jingle: Oh yeah! *holds up sign that says 'I'mma singing tree'* Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone! I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run! You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess! It's a love story baby just say yes!
Peaches: *eyes M and Pixie*
Damon: Okay! I'mma gonna audition now! An you be mine, I'll give you to my friend; And you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the- ACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! *random spaz*
Miss Stape: Is he...having a fit?
Mr. Smith: *to Miss Stape* Oh yeah, I should warned you about him, Rachael.
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Post by peaches2217 on May 13, 2011 16:12:14 GMT -5
Miss Stape: Has he always been like this...?
May: It's... It's a long story...
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Post by Jingle on May 22, 2011 9:37:33 GMT -5
Jingle: I LIKES STORIES!!!
Peaches: *puppy eyes at Damon* Mee toooooo
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