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Post by graphicsgirl on May 22, 2011 9:52:20 GMT -5
Damon: Well...I once had a dream that I was dancing, it was beautiful! I was so great! But then M showed up, and he started to upstage me! He did moves I'd never seen before, and all the girls were like "Ooh! He's SO cool!"! So, I tried to bust a sweet move retaliation, but suddenly my feet couldn't move! IT SUCKED! The end! *cross-eyed grin*
M: That. Is. AWESOME!
GG: Right, seeing as I auditioned, I'm going t' look at hot boys now!*takes out mobile phone and starts looking at pictures of Tom Felton*
M: *looking over GG's shoulder* Ewwww! You like Draco Malfoy? EWWW!
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Post by Deli on May 22, 2011 12:09:37 GMT -5
GG: Whaaaaat?! I think he's hot!
M: But he's the bad guy! He hurts peoples' feelings and puts them through emotional torment!
GG: SO?! THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU FROM LOVING PIX-
M: *covers her mouth* SHHHHHHHH! Shut your mouth!
Pixie: Err, what was that-
M: NOTHING. *blushes*
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Post by Erin on May 25, 2011 19:44:05 GMT -5
Pixie: AWW,COME HERE,LOVEABLE NERD YOU! *Grabs M and kisses him*
M: *blushes a lot* *sings* IT'S THE BEST DAYY EVERRRRR. *faints*
Peaches: WUT. *faints*
GG: O-Kay..That was random..ANYWAY..
Jingle: OKAY. GUYS. I'M GONNA WRITE LIKE.A SONG. IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL. IT WILL GO LIKE THIS... F- IS FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER,U-IS FOR YOU AND MEE...N-IS ANYWHERE AND ANYWHERE,AND ANYTIME AT ALLL!
May: Why does that sound so familar...?
Mr.Smith: *sighs* What's happen to this school..I remember when it used to be..soo..different...
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Post by graphicsgirl on May 26, 2011 6:00:53 GMT -5
GG: Yer talking rubbish Smithy! Yer must be going mental, talking about this school being different than it used to be! You've only been here a few days!
Miss. Stape: *to self* Smithy? Jim doesn't look anything like James Corden.
Jingle: Okay, do I get to be a singing tree?
Mr. Smith: Yes, Jingle, I suppose.
Jingle: YAY!
M: *singing randomly with glee* The lovers, the dreamers, and meeeeeeeeeeee!
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Post by Deli on May 26, 2011 13:54:45 GMT -5
Pixie:...What did I just do...?
M: *high girly voice* Never befooooooooore, have two souls joined so freely, and so FAAAAAAST! For me this iiiiis the first time and the laaaaaast! IS THIS AN AAAANGEL'S WISH, FOR MEEEEEEN?! NEVER BEFOOOOOOOOORE, AND NEVER AGAIIIIIII- *is slapped by Pixie* ...Thank you, I needed that.
GG: ...Well THAT was funny.
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Post by Erin on May 26, 2011 19:24:07 GMT -5
May: Is that ALL it takes to make M a spazz?
GG: *laughs* He's already a spazz!
May: You know what I mean!
Pixie: Well,I'm never doing THAT again..
M: *sad face*
Jingle: OKAY. I NEED LYRICS FOR MY SONG! OKAY,WHAT WOULD A TREE SING ABOUT?!
Damon: *thinks* Hmm..Beats the heck out of me man!
Peaches: *wakes up* Okay,I dunno WHAT happened,but...I JUST KNOW IT WAS AWESOME. LIKE,WHEN I DRINK 20 CANS OF DOCTOR PEPPER AND...
May: *cuts in* ..Pixie randomly made-out with M..and you fainted.
Peaches: WHAT?! *Faints again*
Pixie: WE DID NOT MAKE OUT.
May: Yes,but..you wish you did...
Jingle: GUYS. I GOT IT. THE PERFECT SONG ABOUT TREES.
Mr.Smith: Well,let's hear it!
Jingle: Oops. I forgot it... That's embarrassing!
Ms.Stape: *sighs* Can you just write a song for her,Jim?
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Post by Deli on May 26, 2011 21:02:15 GMT -5
Mr. Smith: *sigh* Fiiiine... *pulls out random keyboard* I am a treeee, I am a TREEEEEE. I am a supermegafoxyawesomehotsexy TREEEE! DA NAN NA NA NA NAAAA NAAAAAA. pew pew pew...
Jingle: I LOVE IT.
M: That's my new ringtone. Damon, call me!
Damon: *calls*
*phone rings*
Ringtone: Rah-hah ringtone, pick up the phooooone... Rah-hah ringtone pick up the phooooone... RAH-HAH RINGTONE PICK UP THE- *cut off*
M: I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE'S ABILITY TO NEVER SAVE ANY AUDIO FOR ME.
GG: Hey, shouldn't we get back to the play?
Damon: I still want to be a robot ninja dinosaur with shuttershades and the face of Chuck Norris, which allows me to turn into a hot sexy female ninja in skimpy clothing...
May:...No more weed for you.
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Post by peaches2217 on May 31, 2011 18:35:52 GMT -5
Peaches: Actually, I think he may have a point... May: Seriously?  Peaches: No, it just sounds awesome.  |
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jun 1, 2011 6:13:14 GMT -5
GG: Why couldn't he turn into Fred Weasley? Now that would be bloody brilliant!
M: I thought you said Scumbag was your crush.
GG: I have more than one crush you know, British blokes are so hot! *drools*
Everyone:...
GG: Consider me normal, me sister fancies Snape!
M: Are you f*cking serious?
Damon: She isn't, but-
GG: *kicks him in the balls* IF YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GONIG TO SAY, I'LL STICK YER HEAD DOWN THE BOG! Understand?
Damon: *whimpers and nods*
GG: Good!
Peaches: *while everyone's talking, slips Romeo's monologue into M's hand, and Juilet's monologue into Pixie's* *quietly* I will get them to play Romeo and Juilet if it's the last thing I do! >:D
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Post by Erin on Jun 2, 2011 11:07:26 GMT -5
Pixie: *looks down at paper with Juliet monologue* *Sarcastically* Oh yeah,Peaches..YOUR SO CLEVER. LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE..
M: *Reading monologue* *Gets in character* But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she.
Be not her maid, since she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
It is my lady; O, it is my love!
O that she knew she were!
She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that?
Everyone: *Stares*
M: *Clears throat* I mean..like..WHATEVER. NICE TRY,Peaches. *scoffs*
May: *Whispers to Damon* Did you see all of that?
Damon: *whispers back* ...Every..last..word....I kind of..wish..I didn't...
Peaches: I KNEW THEY WERE MEANT TO BEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Spazzes out*
Mr.Smith: Mathew,my boy! That was SUPERB! *claps*
Ms.Stape: *smiles* That was wonderful,Matthew! No need to be ashamed! Simply brilliant!
Pixie: ..I..Um...That's...M...*Mumbles* That was..beautiful,M...
M: *flustered* Heh. Thanks.
May: *To Jingle* M,Flustered? When does this happen,Jingle?
Jingle: Beats me,but...Do you think he's going to out-shine me now? WHAT IF EVERYBODY FORGETS ABOUT LIL OL' ME? THE ADORABLE SINGING TREE? *Whimpers quietly*
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Post by Deli on Jun 3, 2011 7:51:08 GMT -5
M: Well, beautiful or not, I DON'T want to be Romeo. I get stage fright, okay?
Mr. Smith: But that was brilliant!
Peaches: WHAT?! *faints*
Pixie: *shrugs* Okay, that's cool. If he doesn't want to do it, he doesn't have to. I'm cool with it.
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jun 3, 2011 9:10:53 GMT -5
Peaches: But you two have to act! It's so obvious! And you two are the only two who'd kiss on stage!
Pixie and M: WE'D WHAT?
Damon: I'd kiss someone on stage! Hurhur!
GG: *reading over script* Wait, so Romeo kills himself cause he thinks Juilet's dead and then she wakes up about a second after he dies and then kills herself...HAHAHAHA! Stupid Deaths! Stupid Deaths!
Peaches: Unhelpful GG.
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Post by Deli on Jun 11, 2011 7:20:40 GMT -5
Damon: Well you know what IIIIIIII think? We should have an all female cast. In bikinis. With motorcycles. And music in the background goin' ''POOOOOOOOOUUUUUR SOOOOOOME SUGAR ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!''
May: You so much as even touch a girl in a bikini, I'll rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.
Damon: ._. OKAY, NEVER MIND. IMMA GOOD BOY.
GG: Just when I think you show promise of not being a total perv, Damon, you fail me once again.
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Post by graphicsgirl on Jun 12, 2011 3:53:43 GMT -5
Damon: Well then...YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE, GG! I've seen what you do to your pictures of David Beckham!
GG: Well SORRY if I have an intrest in hot blokes!
Damon, GG: *random argument*
Peaches: Oh come on M! You HAVE to play Romeo!
M: No.
Peaches: Oh pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaaaaseeee?
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Post by Deli on Jun 12, 2011 23:28:34 GMT -5
M: No!
Peaches: *does sad baby Po face*
M: *lip trembles* DON'T DO THAT TO ME!
Peaches: BUT I LOVE YOU AND PIXIE... TOGETHER!
M: Well, I don't wanna play Romeo, okay?! I have STAAAAAGE FRIIIIIIGHT, ya dingdong!
Peaches: D:
GG: *to Damon* YOU SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT DAVID BECKHAM, I'LL KICK YA IN THE ASS SO HARD, I'LL KICK YOUR INSIDES TO DEATH AND WORK YOU LIKE A PUPPET WITH MY FOOT!
Damon: IMMA GOOD BOY! *hides*
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