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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 6, 2011 12:06:03 GMT -5
*later, in the lunch room* Amethyst: I just can't believe this school doesn't serve Strawberry Sparkle Tea! I was just agog with disbelief! Pixie: *under her breath* I know who I wann-agog. Peaches: *puts hand on her shoulder* Pix, don't... Heh... *bell rings* Amethyst: Oh, yay, science is next! *links arms with M* Sweet-pea, escort me to our next class. *drags him off* Pixie: NOW... Can I? Blanche: Thy DO decree, she is quite a nuisance, this Amethyst. Pixie: A LITTLE?! Peaches: And you still deny that you're in love with him! Pixie: Peaches? Peaches: Yeah? Pixie: When I'm through murdering this chick, you're next. Peaches:  ' |
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Post by Deli on Feb 6, 2011 12:20:50 GMT -5
Damon: Hey guys.
GG: Damon? You're back to normal?
Damon: Not completely. I still have a nervous - AAAAAACCCCKKKKKAAAA! *twitching, ceizing, and foaming at the mouth all over the floor*
May: Wow, look at him go!
Pixie: I repeat. MURDER. HER.
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 9, 2011 11:03:15 GMT -5
*later, in science*
Amethyst: Um... Where's the teacher?
Plankton: Down here!
Amethyst: *looking at Plankton* Oh, how cute!
Plankton: CUTE?! Why I oughta--
GG: Yay, now the science teacher is on our side. *facepalm* Blimey, this day won't end fast enough...
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Post by graphicsgirl on Feb 9, 2011 12:57:12 GMT -5
Amethyst: *sits down next to M*
Peaches: Uhhh, that's Pixie's seat.
Amethyst: So? I'm royalty so what I say goes and I'm sitting here with my luuuuuuuurve! *grabs M's arm*
Pixie: *livid*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 9, 2011 13:06:44 GMT -5
Peaches: Can we cut to the chemistry stuff? Chemistry is seriously the only thing that will make me feel better right now, I swear. *puts face in hands*
Amethyst: Yes, same here. *snuggles up to M*
Peaches: NOT THAT KIND OF CHEMISTRY!!! *groans*
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Post by graphicsgirl on Feb 9, 2011 14:38:18 GMT -5
Pixie: *glares at Amethyst*
Plankton: Well stop standing about Pixie. Sit down.
Pixie: That little...thing's in my seat! *under breath* With M!
Plankton: Then find somewhere else to sit.
Pixie: There isn't where else.
Plankton: Yes there is, at the back. *points to a broken dusty chair at the back of the classroom*
Pixie: Grrr...*sits down at the back, and almost as soon as see sits down the chair breaks*
Amethyst: Hahaha! I don't know what you saw in that one M, I'm so much more prettier and cleverer and amazing than her! I'll so you something amazing and super kawaii desu!
GG: *under breath* I hate those f*cking words! Bloody stupid cow.
Amethyst: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! KAWAII POWERS! *hair and eyes flash rainbow-coloured*
Damon: Not...possible...not...possible...FREAKED OUT!!!! *collapses on the floor, rolling round insanely laughing and foaming at the mouth*
Pixie: Well looks like this seats free. *sits in Damon's seat*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 9, 2011 16:30:44 GMT -5
Plankton: ...Anyway... To continue. Amethyst: Excuse me, Mr. Plank-- Everyone: NO!!! *after class* M: Um... Look, Amethyst... There's something I REALLY need to get through your head-- Amethyst: Oh, I knew this day would come! Of course I'll marry you! *throws her arms around M* We'll be happy together forever and ever! *drags him off* Pixie: *twitching uncontrollably* Jingle, Peaches, GG, Blanche, May: Jingle: Is... That even legal? |
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Post by Deli on Feb 9, 2011 17:04:38 GMT -5
Damon: *is wearing nothing but underwear* Hey guys!
May: EEEEEP! *covers mouth* DAMON! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!
GG: *blinks slowly* M-My eyes... they burn...
Jingle: *staring off in the other direction for no reason*
Damon: You know, it's the funniest thing. First, I got on top of Mr. Plankton's desk dressed as Rick Astley and Rick Roll'd him, then he sprayed me in the face with pepper spray... then I THINK I busted out into a chorus of ''The Bed Intruder Song'', and after that he got his computer wife to kick me in the-
May: *covers his mouth* OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH!
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 9, 2011 20:31:03 GMT -5
Peaches: That's... Beyond disturbing.
*final bell rings*
GG: IT'S OVER! *throws hands up into the air*
Jingle: Hey, wanna go get smoothies or something?
Amethyst: *runs back over to them with M in tow* Of course, it sounds fun!
GG: Oi... *facepalm*
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Post by Deli on Feb 9, 2011 20:35:15 GMT -5
M: *is scrawling on a piece of paper* Dear Chuck Norris...
There is a crazy lady named Amethyst who keeps trying to have sex with me, and we're only thirteen. Even though she has a huge rack, I already love someone else. So please come and knock some sense into her,
Kissies,
M Hawkins.*sends letter away* GG: What was that piece of paper? Peaches: Iunna. *paper flies back to M* Dear M,
...Omgeww, No.
Kissies,
Chuck NorrisM: |
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 9, 2011 20:42:36 GMT -5
Peaches: C'mon, I want a smoothie!
Amethyst: I'm way ahead of yuuuuuu! *grabs M and rides away on a rainbow unicorn*
Pixie: GOD, I still hate that chick. >,<
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Post by Deli on Feb 9, 2011 20:45:14 GMT -5
M: *is scared out of his wits* Why am I shirtless...?
Amethyst: Because it's a fantasy dear, anything can happen!
Pixie: Ugh...
M: But I don't remember having your face tattooed on my-
Pixie: THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE HERE! Smoothie Shop, NOW! *drags M off unicorn and stomps away*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 9, 2011 21:02:08 GMT -5
*later, at the smoothie shop*
Peaches: Gee, I didn't think someone like Amethyst could down 4 smoothies, be working on her 5th one, and not have called it "slop" or "fattening" yet.
Amethyst: Oh, please. My stomach is a black hole. All the food I consume goes straight to my chest!
Jingle: Wow, you must eat a LOT then. *chuckles*
M: *looks over at a random couple sitting in the corner of the shop and mouths 'HELP ME'*
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Post by Deli on Feb 9, 2011 21:53:07 GMT -5
Random Couple: *gets up and slowly walks away*
Amethyst: Oh don't worry about them hunny, they're just jealous of me! *flips hair* They all are...
Pixie: *rolls eyes*
Peaches: I'm going to kill you...
Amethyst: What was that, Peach, dear?
Peaches: Nothing. ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING.
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 10, 2011 0:33:06 GMT -5
*later*
Peaches: For these past 3 weeks I've been playing matchmaker and trying to get Pixie and M to admit their love for each other, and then BAM, this chick pops up outta nowhere and just decides to ruin all my hard work so she can seduce M into her pants! Those shorts are too small for him to even stick his hand down, even if he WANTED to! *buries head in random bush* I'm so confuuuuuuuuuused...
GG: You REALLY didn't need to put those images in my head...
Peaches: Well it's the truth! But quite frankly, I ain't about to let that happen! *crosses arms and huffs*
May: You can't do this on your own, y'know. If we wanna get rid of her, we're gonna have to work together...
M: *comes running in, face covered in lipstick* Agh...Temporary freedom... TEMPORARY FREEDOM... *collapses*
Peaches: ...You're right May, we're gonna have to get together and create some sort of elaborate scheme to get her transferred for good! For the sake of M, Pixie, and the rest of us!
Pixie: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW.
Peaches: And if all else fails, I can always let the M and Pixie thing resolve itself out and start working on you and Damon! ^-^
May: *looks over at Damon, who's having another mental meltdown* Um...
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