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Post by Deli on Feb 10, 2011 10:09:46 GMT -5
Damon: *is dressed as Stewie Griffin and playing guitar* Don't teeeeeell me, it's not worth fighting foooooooor! I can't heeeeeeelp it; there's nothing I want moooooore! *twitch* AAAACCCCCKKKKKKKAAA! *rolls around foaming at the mouth and twitching*
Peaches: As much as I love that moment from Family Guy... that's messed up.
May: Ditto.
GG: SING SOME ABBA!
Everyone: *stares at GG*
GG: What?
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 10, 2011 15:36:38 GMT -5
*the next day*
Sandy: So, in 1980--
Damon: 24! *twitches*
Patrick: *randomly sitting a few seats away* Hey, that's my line!
Amethyst: Ugh, who let that pink tub of lard in here?
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Post by graphicsgirl on Feb 10, 2011 15:54:36 GMT -5
Patrick: Tub of lard? Grrrrrrr! NOBODY CALLS ME A TUB OF LARD!
Amethyst: KAWAII DESU POWERS! *totally beats up Patrick*
Sandy: Okaaaaaaaaay...*hides behind desk*
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Post by graphicsgirl on Feb 13, 2011 10:38:24 GMT -5
(I got tired of waiting for someone to post)
*bell rings*
May: Uh oh, art class.
Jingle: What's so 'uh oh' about art class?
May: Cause GG fights with Mr. Tentacles every lesson.
Jingle: I think it's funny. Besides, it gets us out of drawing portraits of him.
May: True, true.
Damon: BOOM BOOM BOOM! *does cartwheels into the art classroom*
Amethyst: *grabs M's arm* Come on my love! I'm ever such a good artist! I can draw better than anyone else in the whole wide world!
Squidward: Morning shell-for-brains! *sees Amethyst and gets hearts in eyes* And who's this pretty thing?
Pixie: That's Amethyst F*CKING WH**E B***H FACE!
Squidward: *dreamy sighs*
GG: Oi Tentacles, you ain't insulted the Brits yet! Must be a new record for yer, you racist burke!
Squidward: *ignores her and continues gazing at Amethyst*
GG: NOT FAIR! I WANT A FIGHT!
Blanche: I don't undrstand, thou takes offense at the squid's words yet thou enjoys fighting with him.
GG: I'm just used to fighting with him, alright?
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Post by Deli on Mar 12, 2011 22:06:40 GMT -5
M: *is writing on a piece of paper*
Dear Harry Potter,
There is a crazy lady who is trying to seduce me and I need your wizardy help and possibly lady advice for this other girl I know that makes...erm...my pants feel tight. Plus, I can see through the crazy lady's shirt and it makes my face itch.
Lovesies,
M Hawkins
*paper flies away*
Peaches: Where IS that paper coming from?!
*paper comes back to M*
Dear M Hawkins,
...DON'T WRITE TO ME AGAIN, PEDOPHILE. I KNOW YOUR TRICKS.
Lovesies,
Harry Potter
M:...WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
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Post by Erin on Mar 12, 2011 22:59:07 GMT -5
Pixie: SCREW YOU,Amethyst! I DON'T CARE WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS ANYMORE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY STUPID REPUTATION,ANYMORE! YOU'RE JUST FLIRTING WITH M BECAUSE HE'S THE MAIN LOVE INTEREST IN THIS ROLEPLAY,AND YOU KNOW IT DRIVES ME NUTS! I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY THAT IS BUT,FOR SOME REASON IT DOES! AND,YOU'RE A NUT JOB! M,DOESN'T LIKE YOU,AND I DON'T BLAME HIM. IN FACT,NOBODY HERE,LIKES YOU!
Amethyst:What?! NO,THEY HATE YOU. YOU'RE SO PLAIN AND BORING! YOU'RE JUST A GOTHIC WANNA BE...*twirls fingers through hair* WHO NOBODY WILL EVER WANT TO DATE IN A MILLION YEARS.
Pixie: She..she's..she's....
Peaches: Come on,Pix! Say you're words! DON'T HOLD,ANYTHING BACK.
Pixie: You know what? Forget it.Amethyst,I hope you're happy with M,I just thought I should tell you,I was his first--
Amethyst: *cuts in* His first what dare I ask?!
Pixie: His first kiss...WHY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
Peaches: WAIT. YOU TWO,KISSED?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
M: Not to ruin the moment,but...that wasn't my first...
Pixie: HUH?! BUT YOU ACTED LIKE IT WAS! I MEAN-I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS DOING EITHER BUT..
M: THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD! AND IT WASN'T EXACTLY ROMANTIC EITHER! YOU SLAPPED ME,RIGHT AFTER!
Pixie: I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! AND I ONLY SLAPPED YOU BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET ANY IDEAS! AND YOU WANT ROMANCE?! I'LL SHOW YOU,ROMANCE! *pulls M by the collar*
May: Is Pixie flirting with M or giving M a death threat? I can't tell anymore..*sweat drop*
Amethyst: *smug grin*Oh,I don't think so! You won't get anywhere,close to MY man! *giggles* *pulls M away from Pixie* M,you're best not to talk to trash like her,okay,turtle dove? *tickles M's chin*
Peaches: OKAY. THIS.IS.JUST. WRONG.ON.SO.MANY.LEVELS.
Damon: *takes out record player* *sings* OH,I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! YEAH! WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH! *passes out*
Peaches: So...very...wrong....
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Post by Deli on Mar 13, 2011 1:24:46 GMT -5
Amethyst: You're going to lose this battle dear!
M: Guys-
Pixie: I won't lose to you!
M: GUYS-
Amethyst: THIS IS NO TIME FOR DRAMAIC LINES FROM KAWAII ANIME!!
M: GUUUUUYS-
Pixie: WHO THE HELL SAYS 'KAWAII' ANYMORE?!
M: *pushes both of them off* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE! *jumps out of two-story window*
Everyone: M! *rushes to window*
*crunching sound*
GG: *gasps and covers mouth*
M: ...I'm okay. But there are a lot of broken things, and, I won't go into detail but call me an ambulance please!
Damon: YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE!
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Post by Erin on Mar 13, 2011 10:31:32 GMT -5
Pixie: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU KILLLED HIM!
M: Actually,I'm still alive...barely..
Somebody please call an amubalence...
Pixie: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! I NEVER GOT TO TELL HIM,HOW I FEEL---HOW MUCH I TRULY HATE HIM!
May: Believe me,he knew.
Jingle: He was such a great guy.A true pal to the end..
Peaches: Amen to that.
Damon: He was such a good friend.
GG: GUYS! WHAT'S WITH THE PAST TENCE?! HE'S NOT DEAD,YOU KNOW!
M: That's right! I'M STILL ALIVE...KIND OF! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Amesthyst: LOOKS LIKE IT'S A JOB FOR MY SUPER HERO ALTER EGO! KAWII POWERS ACTIVATE!
Pixie: OH NO,YOU DON'T! EVERYBODY HOLD HER DOWN!
Peaches: *smirks* WITH PLEASURE! *tackles Amethyst*
May: *tackles Peaches*
Jingle: *tackles May*
GG: *tackles Jingle*
Damon:*wakes up* *tackles GG* OKAY! THE DEMON IS TRAPPED! WOOOOO WOOOOO...*passes out again*
Pixie: Good. Now,I'm out of here...*leaves*
Amethyst: YOU CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN FOR LONG! I'M MAGIC! *pushes them off,"magically"* NOW,I HAVE A HUBBY TO SAVE.*marches out*
-A few minutes later-
M: Did you call the amubulence,yet,pretty blurry lady?
Pixie:Yep,you must hit you're head pretty hard if you're hitting on me...And to you're question,yes I did.
M: BUT...BUT..DIDN'T YOU JUST KISS ME A SECOND AGO?
Pixie: *blushes* NO! THAT WAS CPR! YOU WEREN'T BREATHING AT ALL!
M: *winks* THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,PRETTY BLURRY LADY!
Pixie: Yeah..I should probably get those glasses of yours fixed...
Amethyst: OH MY,MY..THIS SIMPLY WON'T DO,AT ALL! The evil,gothic peice of trash,is trying to steal my future husband!
M: HUH?! BUT I ALREADY HAVE A WIFE! SHE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE...
Pixie: You're delusional..If you think....OH..WAIT..YES. HE'S MY HUSBAND! GET LOST!
M: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU,PRETY BLURRY LADY! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER! *points to snail* Isn't she beatuiful?
Pixie: UHHHH...YEAH..YOU HIT YOU'RE HEAD...VERY HARD.
Amethyst:EXCUSE ME! THIS ABOUT ME,REMEMBER?!
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Post by Deli on Mar 13, 2011 14:13:06 GMT -5
GG: Shut your gob, git!
Amethyst: How DARE you call me a git! *fires up rainbow powers*
Pixie: YOU HURT HER, I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES!
Amethyst: I'LL MURDER YOU!
M: *singing quietly to self out of fear* Weeee all liiiive in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...
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Post by Erin on Mar 13, 2011 16:48:52 GMT -5
Amethyst: *smirks* Why bother hurting you,physically? When I can hurt you,EMOTIONALLY?
Pixie: WHAT THE H*LL IS THIS WITCH LADY GOING ON ABOUT NOW?!
May: *laughs* I know what Pixie WANTED to say,but let's remember this roleplay is PG-13!
Amethyst: SHUT UP. THIS MY ROLEPLAY. YOU WILL PLAY BY MY RULES! NOW...AS FOR YOU MY SWEET..*bats eyelashes at M* *pulls M by the collar*
M: DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS?!
Amethyst: NO! NOW SHUT UP AND KISS ME!
Pixie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!YOU CAN'T I...I....LO....*faints*
Amethyst: Ha. That was easier then I thought.
M: Does that mean,I'm off the hook? *hopeful smile*
Amethyst: OFF COURSE NOT! NOW,LET US..CONTAMATE THIS MARRIAGE OF OURS,HMMM? *pulls M's arm and drag's him away*
May: Contamate? IS THAT EVEN THE RIGHT WORD?! I'm surprised she knows a big word like that...
GG: I could of worn you said this roleplay was PG-13!
May: Hey,SHE said it.Not me! It's not like somebody's stupid to look it up----
Jingle: *On laptop* EWWWWW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S ABOUT TO DO THAT WITH M! WHY DID WIKIPEDIA HAVE TO SHOW IMAGES?! MY INNOCENCE IS..GONE! *sobs*
Peaches: I stand corrected...
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Post by Deli on Mar 13, 2011 17:13:17 GMT -5
M: Um, my spine and legs are still broken. You know that, right?
Amethyst: That just makes it even more fun!
Damon: OH GOD. THAT'S... THAT'S NASTEEEEH. ACCCKKKKKAAAA! *spazzes*
Amethyst: *hoists M over her shoulder* Let's go! *M's bones crack*
M: MY SPINE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Post by graphicsgirl on Mar 13, 2011 17:27:46 GMT -5
GG: M! If you need to know how to fix yer spine with a coathanger, you just gotta bend it into a wire, shove it up yer arse and then move it round till it fits!
Amethyst: Purlease! I know how to fix his spine! I'm a doctor.
M: Then wouldn't you know about teen pregnancy?!
Amethyst: Oh M darling! You wanna have kids! Ooooooooo well looks like we're gonna be busy tonight!
Peaches: The thought of you having kids with M disturbs me.
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Post by Erin on Mar 13, 2011 17:45:04 GMT -5
Damon: *mumbles under breath* That's kinky!
Peaches: That's just wrong...
Pixie: *wakes up* How long was I out?
Peaches: You fainted just after you told M you loved him...
Pixie: *blushes madly* I DID NO SUCH THING!
Peaches: But I remember it so well..
Pixie: IT NEVER HAPPENED.
May: Yeah,it kind of did...
Pixie: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON,MAY?!
May: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S SIDE I'M ON! M WAS KIDNAPPED BY THAT WITCH!
GG: She's right! We can about talk Pixie's love life later!
Pixie: HEY! THE ONLY PERSON I LOVE IS SPONGEBOB!
Peaches: OH,RIGHTTT...SUREEE...*wink* You don't love any one other then Spongebob..SURE...AND THAT'S TOTALLY NOT A COVER FOR YOUR REAL FEELINGS!
Pixie: Whatever,let's just skip to the part where we save M,okay?
-A few hours later at the Hospital-
Peaches: I still can't believe,you kissed M,again! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
Pixie: *blushes* SHUT UP! I JUST WANTED THAT WITCH GIRL TO GO AWAY!
M: Either,way I didn't mind at all..I'm just glad that Amethyst chick is gone.
May: Good riddence! Cheers!*smiles brightly* *raises glass of Apple cider*
Damon: Where did you get that?! I never thought of you as a drinker,May!
May: It's Apple cider,moron!
GG: Some things,never change it seems.*chuckles*
Jingle: So,M how long are you going to be in that hospital bed?
M: Hmm..well..my whole spine is wrecked,and my neck is bent of shape,and I think I might have sprined my wrist..Other then that,I'm totally fine!
Pixie: I'm just glad...you're okay..it wouldn't be the same if my punching bag got permentally hurt by someone,other then me offcourse. *smiles*
Peaches: Everything worked out,it seems...
*Door opens*
Amethyst: *walks in* *crazed expression* GUESS,WHO'S BACK?! THOSE COPPERS WOULDN'T DARE ARREST SOMEONE AS CHARMING AT ME! *giggles*
May: Oh crap...
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Post by graphicsgirl on Mar 30, 2011 15:05:37 GMT -5
Peaches: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! D:
Jingle: Dang!
GG: NOW can I knock seven bells of sh!te out of her?
Pixie: That means, beat her up, right?
GG: Yes.
Peaches: THEN YES, GG! GO BEAT HER TO A PLUP!
Damon: I'mma wizard!
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Post by Deli on Mar 31, 2011 16:29:40 GMT -5
GG: What?
Damon: *wearing fake beard* HARRY! YER A WIZARD! YER PARENTS WERE KILLED WHEN YOU WAS ON'Y A BABE AN' I RESCUED YEH!
GG: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, HAGRID IMPERSONATOR?!
Damon: *dancing around like a freak* HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! LIES; IN A BUNK BED. NYAHAHAAAAAA! *Southern Belle voice* Oh what a frivolous proposition, I do declare! *dies*
Pixie: ...
M: *clapping* In-Hospital theatrics? AWESOME!
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